PREP FOR AUGUST 26TH 2016

#FreeTheRipples?!
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/everything-you-need-to-know-about-go-topless-day-2016-081816
At least the dad will never have to worry about boyfriends after showing them this..
http://mashable.com/2016/08/24/girl-eats-deer-heart/#6Cw9a6bGnSqd
The real threat at the beach.
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/after-the-burkini-ban-people-are-asking-if-france-can-outlaw-fat-men-in-speedos-too–bJxCDWodJdb
What’sApp with that?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/whatsapp-facebook-1.3735848
Who Will Save Your Soul?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/courtney_love_most_90s_hit_songs_were_written_about_me.html?no_takeover
*Hip Hopera
http://www.aux.tv/2016/08/trumps-campaign-manager-once-wrote-hip-hop-shakespeare-adaptation/
A conversation starter
http://globalnews.ca/news/2903251/trying-to-lose-weight-study-links-excess-weight-obesity-to-at-least-8-cancers/
I’d rather watch that then most movies..
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/cineplex-attempts-pop-popcorn-lightning-000000467.html
Improve your SPACE at home. Thanks Nasa!
http://dailyhealthpost.com/nasa-plants-that-purify-the-air-in-your-house/
You would think this is the most Canadian robbery ever, but it isn’t because he stole Bud.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2903502/thief-robs-manitoba-beer-store-wearing-goalie-mask-pads/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 26TH 2016

A conversation starter.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/new-headphones?utm_term=.ijyLxkgxW#.lnRdaq4a8
Ban rats!!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/stoned-rats-thc-ubc-study-1.3732571
The things we do for you ladies..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2899737/crews-use-jackhammer-to-free-student-stuck-after-trying-to-impress-woman/?sf34195216=1
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/23/peters-drive-in_n_11667096.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
He ran on the platform of deporting all cats, and building walls around vacuum cleaners.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dog-mayor-duke_us_57bbebf5e4b00d9c3a19cb19?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&
A conversation starter..
http://motto.time.com/4213583/marriage-wedding-best-age/?xid=time_socialflow_twitter
In other news, dogs are learning to use phonse.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2896263/uber-meets-dog-walking-in-calgarys-new-spot-app/
You can get dates with salad!! You can get dates with salad..
http://www.popsci.com/science-shows-that-men-who-eat-salads-smell-attractive
Scare the technology right out of your children..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3755559/Children-absorbed-iPads-don-t-notice-parents-swapped-strangers.htm
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2892112/should-parents-let-underage-teens-drink-at-home-50-do-survey-says/?sf34237446=1
AND DON’T YOU DARE SAY THERE’S STILL PIZZA POPS.
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/breaking-mccains-pizza-pockets-probably-discontinued-in-canada

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PREP FOR AUGUST 24TH 2016

I LOL’d.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2898164/this-is-the-joke-that-won-funniest-joke-at-the-edinburgh-fringe-festival/?sf34137285=1
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2899191/caught-on-camera-adults-smoke-marijuana-in-front-of-toddler-blow-smoke-in-kids-face/?sf34174944=1
That kiss in Kingston..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2896740/the-tragically-hip-in-kingston-who-was-the-couple-seen-making-out-during-bobcaygeon/?sf34069771=1
And they want to build a wall around us..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/floatdown-sarnia-americans-wash-ashore-1.3730792
Celebrity peer pressure.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/eddie-murphy-says-he-refused-to-do-cocaine-with-robin-williams-and-john-belushi-so-they-labelled-him-tightass
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/i-wanted-to-puke-and-die-and-leave-why-boot-camp-is-an-abusive-workout-trend-and-needs-to-be-stopped
The cheating where you only get a bit in trouble?
http://theberry.com/2016/08/22/micro-cheating-what-it-is-and-6-ways-you-might-be-doing-it-without-realizing/
A conversation starter.
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/super-nintendo-25-year-anniversary-why-snes-still-matters-w435671
Drugs, drugs, drugs, some are good. Some are nachos.
http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/indybest/food-drink/cheese-triggers-the-same-part-of-brain-as-hard-drugs-study-finds-a6707011.html?cmpid=facebook-post
Meanwhile in August.
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/snow-in-august-heres-where-in-canada/71378/
WHY?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/keep-from-getting-too-crispy-with-kfcs-fried-chicken-scented-sunscreen_us_57bb09f0e4b00d9c3a18a488
What could possibly go wrong?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/obesity-over-weight-obalon-balloon-a7046786.html
Perhaps time to take the wife away this weekend?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2895903/august-one-of-the-peak-times-for-divorce-research-shows/?sf34046834=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/danielle-s-mclaughlin/teachers-free-speech_b_11609348.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Egypt.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/egypt-broadcaster-weight_us_57bb538ae4b00d9c3a19408a?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Isn’t that how we’re suppose to live?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/the-anger-is-palpable-tensions-grow-in-u-s-towns-as-homeless-seek-refuge-in-national-parks
A conversation starter.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/23/the-reason-why-theres-no-cure-for-period-pain-will-make-your-menstrual-blood-boil-6085181/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 23RD 2016

Can I go instead?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/mississauga-teen-911-call-cottage-1.3730054
A conversation starter.
http://www.lythamstannesexpress.co.uk/news/offbeat/do-you-think-it-s-okay-to-allow-children-to-drink-some-alcohol-at-home-1-8078038
You can start to complain about the Olympics now.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/olympics-economics-curmudgeon-pittis-1.3726383
Meanwhile in Ontario..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/in-a-hot-busy-summer-hamilton-paramedics-cultivate-their-garden-1.3730129
That’s one Halibut fish..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/couple-reels-200-pound-fish-1.3729369
Gross.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08-22/don-t-toss-that-food-wrapping-you-can-eat-it
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/father-speaks-to-bullies_us_57b172c7e4b007c36e4f2965?ir=Canada+Parents&
Even prisoners are watching their health.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2895823/ramen-noodles-may-have-replaced-cigarettes-as-most-popular-currency-among-u-s-prisoners-study/?sf34029440=1
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2895873/hate-your-job-in-your-20s-youll-feel-the-health-effects-by-the-time-youre-40-study-warns/?sf34035254=1
We can all sleep easier now..
http://money.cnn.com/2016/08/22/technology/barbra-streisand-siri-name/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 22ND 2016

Kids bake the darndest things.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/dad-accidentally-eats-eats-four-weed-brownies-says-awful-things-to-cat-6075582/
The Ikea monkey has fallen on hard times.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/diaper-wearing-monkey-attacks-walmart-employee-1.3030919
I need to read more.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-hilarious-moment-couple-having-8661877

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/god-is-trying-to-send-us-a-message-pastor-who-believes-god-wants-to-punish-gays-driven-from-home-by-floods
Finally a good use for a Keurig machine..  
http://mentalfloss.com/article/84900/introducing-cold-medicine-comes-k-cup-form
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/20/edmonton-girl-leg-water-slide_n_11627860.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Dark Side of The Road Apples.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/road-apples-mystery/
Meanwhile on the internet..
https://www.merryjane.com/culture/naked-weed-report-women-cannabis-industry
Get out your calendars/thick sun glasses!
http://www.9news.com/ext/news/nation-now/the-great-american-eclipse-is-a-year-from-today/73/nationnow/1K0mUUGLhKOmiaSy8qGoS0
To be fair, Fantasy has a pretty good rhythm.
http://uproxx.com/tv/nick-cannon-mariah-carey-sex-soundtrack/
A conversation starter..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/micro-pig-quebec-1.3729546
#ThankYouGord
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/21/gord-downie-fund-brain-cancer_n_11637926.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Only 50? Amateurs..
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/personalfinance/50-weird-ways-people-go-broke/ss-BBvE26P?li=AAggFp5#image=1

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PREP FOR AUGUST 19TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://notable.ca/a-surprising-amount-of-millennials-would-go-back-to-a-job-they-quit/
*Eggplant Emoji*
https://www.engadget.com/2016/08/15/tinder-says-gifs-and-emoji-lead-to-better-connections/
What could possibly go wrong?
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/leaked_documents_suggest_disneyland_is_testing_out_real_lightsabers
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2887543/heres-how-much-exercise-you-need-each-week-to-fight-off-5-diseases/?sf33606325=1
Just in time for back to school..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/17/bullied-celebrities_n_11567526.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Maybe this is why dogs hate vacuums..
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-wake-up-horrific-poo-8641154#rlabs=5%20rt$category%20p$6
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/its-a-different-ballgame-the-fine-art-of-serving-drunk-people-a-unique-niche-that-isnt-for-the-faint-of-heart
Drugs, drugs, drugs! Some are good, some are badass.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/bacteria-drug-delivery-tumour-martel-1.3723594?cmp=rss
Meanwhile on the internet..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/just-a-chicken-in-blue-pants-going-olympic-in-the-yard_us_57b4876ae4b04ff88399c491?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&
#TBT #90sKids
http://sobadsogood.com/2016/08/17/what-instagram-would-look-if-it-was-made-windows-95/
Don’t leave your life-like dolls in the car!!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/police-officer-smashes-car-window-performs-cpr-on-a-lifelike-reborn-doll-mistaken-for-dying-infant
*Sexercise
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/17/exercises-for-better-sex_n_11546866.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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PREP FOR AUGUST 18TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/71194/why-my-voice-different-when-i-hear-recording
Welcome to our ool..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/not-just-the-ick-factor-science-society-says-peeing-in-the-pool-is-dangerous-1.3031016?hootPostID=4e0c643a99105a39fe1785fe14e9a3d1
Chicka-chicka, slim crusty.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/08/now-you-can-dj-on-pizza-hut-boxes/
Racist in to your closest location!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/windsor-deli-serves-trump-sandwich-full-of-bologna-with-wall-of-mexican-chips-1.3724516
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2883623/top-6-weight-loss-mistakes-according-to-diet-and-exercise-experts/?sf33613739=1
Turana!
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/sorry_drake_poll_proves_that_no_one_actually_calls_toronto_the_six
A conversation starter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3741450/Online-porn-making-young-men-impotent-Soaring-numbers-seek-treatment-erectile-dysfunction-t-aroused-bedroom.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
What? No 5 finger discount for checking out our own groceries?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3720328/Self-service-checkouts-turning-shoppers-generation-THIEVES.html
Sung with pictures of our parents’ prime ministers..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/trudeau-tragically-hip-kingston-1.3725602
About time kids know what it’s like to raise kids. #karma
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/poop-hurling-baboon-ruins-girl-trip-zoo-article-1.2754772?cid=bitly&utm_content=buffer11d6f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw
She was a sour girl the day that he left her.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/08/scott-weilands-widow-is-auctioning-off-her-engagement-ring/
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PREP FOR AUGUST 17TH 2016

Don’t cut off anyone, just to be safe.
http://www.littlethings.com/dont-cut-off-trucks/?utm_source=nation&utm_campaign=shocking&utm_medium=Facebook
At least he won’t have a problem getting a date for the rest of his life.
http://nypost.com/2016/08/16/penis-crushes-pole-vaulters-olympic-dream/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook
Guess I’m no longer a weirdo for keeping mine!
http://www.littlethings.com/keeping-baby-teeth/?utm_source=shemarm&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=healthy
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2886398/michael-moore-says-donald-trump-never-wanted-to-be-president/?sf33551785=1
BAN WATER!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/12/water-bottle-germs_n_11458822.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Don’t you put it in your mouth!
http://laughingsquid.com/a-young-boy-laughs-and-squeaks-in-a-hospital-bed-after-inhaling-a-dog-toy/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2886224/canadian-life-expectancy-this-is-how-much-our-bad-habits-cost-us/?sf33552042=1
#HUGTHAPOLICE
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/15/boy-selling-toy-food_n_11527916.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/08/12/ottawa-mid-ranked-among-canadas-best-drinking-towns?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
867-5309?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3739943/Trucker-love-texting-number-scrawled-toilet-wall-offering-good-sh-g-written-vengeful-ex.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
A conversation starter..
http://business.financialpost.com/fp-comment/william-watson-how-to-get-real-real-change-from-government-because-plain-change-is-just-so-plain

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PREP FOR AUGUST 16TH 2015

Cue the Nasal Spray conspiracy’s..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2882925/flu-shot-or-nasal-spray/
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/bear-hunting-with-a-spear-1.3722070?cmp=rss&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Aaaaaand he’s back.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/08/matisyahu-told-a-fan-that-her-baby-was-ugly-as-fuck/
And I’m scared to ask them for an extra pillow.
http://elitedaily.com/humor/guy-trolls-hotel-ridiculous-room-requests-hotel-doesnt-disappoint/1580114/
Meanwhile at Canadian Tire.
https://www.thestar.com/business/2016/08/15/canadian-tire-falsely-imprisoned-but-didnt-threaten-u-of-t-professor-judge-rules.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.warpedspeed.com/conspiracy-theories-believed-to-be-serious/?utm_content=inf_10_1166_2&tse_id=INF_6b77a280625a11e68bcd29756acc69fa
It’s just see through..
http://www.boredpanda.com/glass-bridge-tianmen-mountain-zhangjiajie-national-forest-park-hunan-china/
5. You didn’t update your Facebook status about it.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/why-so-many-workout-plans-fail-1.3028909
Global Warming is NOT cool.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/last-month-was-earth-s-hottest-in-recorded-history-nasa-1.3029707
Good things no one can read it..
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/handwriting-replication-algorithm/
Cause that’s what was missing from it..
http://business.financialpost.com/fp-tech-desk/twitter-inc-launches-new-promoted-stickers-with-pepsico-as-it-seeks-to-find-new-revenue?__lsa=0dc6-3fb7
A conversation starter.
https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/the-absolute-worst-songs-to-play-in-bars-according-to-bartenders

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PREP FOR AUGUST 15TH 2016

Cause there aren’t enough real one’s out there..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/south_park_has_created_a_virtual_reality_headset_for_sniffing_farts?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
Slow Science Day.
http://www.businessinsider.com/blue-seven-phenomenon-2016-8?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds
And do what with it?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-maple-syrup-theft-1.3718092
Until it attacked!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stubby-squid-googly-eyes_us_57ae3790e4b007c36e4edb74?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/12/michael-buble-babysitter_n_11474950.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Toronto..
http://news.nationalpost.com/toronto/alarm-raised-after-peanut-butter-found-smeared-on-park-playground-equipment
Maybe it’s a killer drink?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/12/robert-pickton-drink_n_11484118.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadians-think-guaranteed-income-good-but-too-expensive-and-it-makes-people-lazy-survey
Maybe Winter isn’t such a band thing..
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/Hot-Humid-Palmetto-Bugs-oaches-New-York-City-NYC-390035131.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_DCBrand
A conversation starter.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/last-time-heard-band-refund-fans-record-bought-just-happened/
Does anyone actually enjoy working out?
http://elitedaily.com/news/people-hate-working-intelligent-according-science/1578885/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/freya-ravensbergen/breastfeeding-actors_b_11452200.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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