PREP FOR FEBRUARY 20TH & 21ST 2-17

Kids these days..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/ellen-carragher-mental-health-fundraiser-birthday-skate-1.3990029
Where did he come from? Where did he go?
http://mentalfloss.com/article/82584/long-history-behind-song-cotton-eye-joe
Better include peeing and a coffee..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/21/morning-workout_n_10484832.html
Defend yourself from his tiny power grip.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/how-to-defeat-the-trump-handshake-vgtrn
Cause cats are frantic enough as it is..
https://www.thestar.com/business/2017/02/18/cat-wines-get-pawsitive-reception-from-pet-owners.html
Make Facebook Boring Again.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3230715/facebooks-new-jobs-application-feature-may-mean-you-need-to-clean-up-your-profile/
5 month rule?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mold-on-food-safe-to-eat_us_58a5d891e4b045cd34bf6f63
And she chose Keith Urban instead?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/17/nicole-kidman-lenny-kravitz_n_14817242.html
More like AWWWternity leave.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brewdog-puppy-paternity-leave_us_58a6de90e4b07602ad539975
There goes my hero..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/youtuber_vows_to_eat_a_picture_of_jason_segel_every_day_until_jason_segel_eats_a_picture_of_him
And Led Zeppelin is going to pay for it!
http://www.euronews.com/2017/02/16/pink-floyd-s-roger-waters-considers-performing-the-wall-on-us-mexico-border
We invented the selfie stick? Gross.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/canadian-selfie-stick-inventor-new-device-1.3980957
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 17TH 2017

Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://ottawa.ca/en/news/glimpse-future-snow-removal-ottawa
What should I do to get no one to ever email me? I want that!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3254593/end-your-emails-with-this-sign-off-and-youre-almost-guaranteed-a-response/
That don’t impress me much.
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/shania-twains-voice-has-completely-changed-after-15-year-gap-between-albums/
A conversation starter.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/mel_gibson_might_direct_suicide_squad_2
Kids these days..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/16/chloe-bridgewater-google-job_n_14795648.html
*smashes open TV at home*
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/16/100000-found-in-old-tv_n_14795634.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
We’ve all been there..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/mick-jagger-forgot-he-wrote-a-75000-word-memoir-revealing-he-once-bought-an-estate-high-on-lsd
Or at least ask her to buy you a nice hat.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3251090/going-bald-blame-your-mother-study-suggests/
Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/cantley-engine-burnout-snowbank-1.3984407
THAT’S YOUR WORD!
http://www.smh.com.au/world/spicerize-my-name-how-white-house-press-secretary-sean-spicer-would-say-your-name-20170216-gue6bh.html
Is this the only way to get us to watch cartoons anymore?
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/homer_crosses_paths_with_south_park_california_raisins_and_robot_chicken_in_new_simpsons_couch_gag
Presidents say the darnedest things..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/daily-show-extension-trump-tweets_us_58a5596ce4b037d17d24dae2
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 16TH 2017

A vote for Justin is a vote for Garfunkle.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/justin_trudeau_really_hates_paul_simon_for_some_reasonA giant poop for mankind.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3251498/space-poop-challenge-nets-doctor-15k-nasa-prize/
He went over to the darkside for a good reason.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3250214/william-shatner-star-wars-kraft-dinner/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/13/nagging-daughters_n_14724986.html
If only we had real forests.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/virtual-reality-chronic-pain-1.3976069
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/14/canadian-food-banks-growing-produce_n_14756640.html
The size of your phone does matter.
http://www.theverge.com/2017/2/14/14619158/apple-iphone-google-android-judgemental-dating-study
Also, he’s not a real doctor.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/dr_luke_criticized_keshas_weight_in_newly_leaked_emails
I conducted this study over and over as a kid.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/13/first-born-child-smarter_n_14720854.html
I don’t even want to eat in a Taco Bell.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3250876/want-to-get-married-in-las-vegas-say-i-do-at-taco-bell/
I’ve been saying this for years!
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/slow-down-dad-condemns-driver-who-splashed-baby-from-roadside-puddle-1.3286220
Meanwhile on Twitter.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/nickelback_and_arnold_schwarzenegger_settle_twitter_feud_with_shitty_mr_freeze_pun
There goes my hero..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/14/squirrel-vs-crow_n_14756106.html
Isn’t she on the cover every year?
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/kate-upton-named-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-cover-girl-article-1.2972886
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/its-work-a-month-after-announcing-her-divorce-scarlett-johansson-says-monogamy-is-not-natural
Cause he’s a congressman ba-by..
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/next-us-senator-kid-rock-wait-youre-not-kidding/
Science would know.
http://www.avclub.com/article/here-are-sexiest-possible-dance-moves-according-sc-250105
Feel bad for her..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/jane-park-won-the-lottery-at-17-now-she-blames-euromillions-officials-for-ruining-her-life
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 15TH 2017

Adele’s video game is better though..
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/beyonces-hold-up-video-has-been-turned-into-video-game/
Meanwhile in PEI..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-lewis-family-igloo-blizzard-1.3981715
I’d be so good at being pregnant.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3245894/why-women-should-eat-during-labour-to-make-delivery-faster-smoother/
Not so Smooth Carlos..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/carlos_santana_thinks_adele_beat_beyonc_because_she_can_sing_sing
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3248916/bikini-clad-new-brunswick-man-plows-snow-on-atv-creates-viral-video/
MAMAAAAA.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/the-oral-history-of-the-wayne-s-world-bohemian-rhapsody-scene-20151130
What’s the big deal? Mc Donalds has been giving away hot apple pie for years!
http://www.break.com/article/burger-king-giving-away-sex-toys-on-valentines-day-3080956
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/privacy-tracking-personal-information-vizio-consent-data-1.3980702
As long as they still have those articles men love.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/playboy-magazine-hefner-nudity-returns-1.3981407
Stoners and kids have a lot in common.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/13/11-year-olds-bucket-list_n_14724250.html
But it’s so easy to remember your anniversary!
https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2017/02/01/valentines-day-weddings-more-likely-to-end-in-divorce/21704893/
That would of really changed yesterday’s meeting with Trump.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/no-internet-fidel-castro-isnt-trudeaus-real-father-the-canadian-prime-minister-just-really-really-looks-like-him
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/14/christopher-hayes-trudeau-facebook-threats_n_14750614.html
Meanwhile in the UK.
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/music/2017/02/14/drake-offers-to-help-talk-down-suicidal-man-reports.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3248431/should-people-stay-friends-with-their-exes-after-a-breakup/?sf56167443=1
Ah good! They found a use for the Galaxy Note 7.
http://nypost.com/2017/02/10/this-self-destructing-phone-will-keep-your-secrets-safe-forever/
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 14TH 2017

The garbage?
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/cooking/news/a42696/store-ketchup-in-refrigerator/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3245623/katy-perry-called-out-for-insensitive-britney-spears-comment-on-grammys-red-carpet/?sf55949884=1
There goes my hero..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/westjet-pilot-buys-pizza-air-canada-passengers-1.3979790
Thanks, Moby?
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/moby_claims_donald_trump_russian_sex_tape_is_100_real_in_new_open_letter
Looks like I have Netflix for 4 or 5 more years.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/stranger_things_gets_new_stills_will_run_for_four_or_five_seasons
Meanwhile in Toronto.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-bar-sign-1.3979641
Where was Kanye?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/weve-got-a-right-to-be-mad-about-beyonc%C3%A9-losing-album-of-the-year_us_58a13c9ee4b094a129ec8ffb?section=women&
Pass the Doritos, man.
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/sleep-slippery-tongues-canada-s-new-role-model-scientist-1.3976226/why-do-we-sleep-what-happens-when-we-don-t-1.3976255
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/your-name-may-be-ruining-your-life-how-to-avoid-becoming-a-victim-of-alphabetism
Whoops!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3244370/germans-outraged-as-u-s-plays-nazi-era-version-of-anthem-during-of-fed-cup-match/?sf55868675=1
METALLIGA!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4218124/Lady-Gaga-shows-Metallica-Moth-FlaThe best part of the Grammy’s that no one say..
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2DAkN74IanC8AE/giphy.gif
They’re going to build a firewall, and we’re going to pay for it!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/netflix-turbobeacon-unblocking-crackdown-1.3976891
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 13TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/can-a-veggie-burger-that-bleeds-and-sizzles-like-meat-help-fight-climate-change
The dishonest media! #sad
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/02/10/drake-says-hes-victim-of-fake-media-story-saying-he-asked-woman-to-remove-hijab.html
Meanwhile in Vancouver.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3244108/vancouver-police-officer-rescues-drowning-dog-from-lost-lagoon/
Save a Country fan, play a Rock album!
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/50-rock-albums-every-country-fan-should-own-20141112/the-allman-brothers-band-eat-a-peach-1972-20141112
Meanwhile in Truro..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3240722/ducky-the-long-john-wearing-horse-brings-joy-to-nova-scotia-town/
Meanwhile in Miramichi..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/10/new-brunswick-mcdonalds-couch-drive-thru_n_14683438.html
That’ll teach her!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/betsy-devos-pencils-twitter_us_589d3f59e4b094a129e9bbba
A conversation started.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3241662/whos-the-smartest-sibling-the-oldest-middle-or-youngest-child/
And lonely..
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/your-cds-might-be-going-rotten/
Only making good choices can help you lose weight..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/can-exercising-on-an-empty-stomach-help-you-lose-weight-health/article32305019/
Diamonds aren’t a millenials best friend.
http://business.financialpost.com/news/retail-marketing/a-diamond-may-be-forever-but-for-millennials-it-may-also-be-passe
It’s a pre Valentine’s miracle!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/cupid-2-legged-puppy-prosthetic-1.3974332
There goes my hero..
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/guy-creates-own-tinder-app
Cue Kevin Bacon.. (he was in that, right? I don’t really watch movies..)
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.3974081/valentine-s-day-dance-cancelled-because-venue-is-too-close-to-a-church-1.3974083
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/10/mounce-mansion-for-sale-nova-scotia_n_14681604.html
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 10TH 2017

Her advice is much better in song form.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3238608/mariah-carey-offers-breakup-advice-if-you-did-something-wrong-blame-it-on-the-other-person/?sf55330746=1
Meanwhile in Miami..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/09/jason-derulo-american-airlines-discrimination_n_14658426.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Yes, that’s the reason I go to McD’s..
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/the-mcdonalds-logo-has-long-hidden-a-sexual-subliminal-message-to-seduce-customers
Suck it Beyonce.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/09/amal-clooney-pregnant-twins_n_14663436.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
That’ll show em!
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/even-furries-are-fighting-fascists
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/08/pamela-anderson-body_n_14637934.html
So $2.99 for ONE glass of pop now?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/restaurants-france-now-prosecuted-offer-9707121
Music these days..
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/man-tries-to-rap-after-eating-hottest-pepper-in-the-world/
A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/some-sex-workers-enter-the-industry-because-its-more-lucrative-than-low-paying-service-jobs-b-c-study-finds
Now we’re talking..
http://business.financialpost.com/fp-tech-desk/robots-as-bureaucrats-why-public-sector-work-is-ripe-for-automation
A conversation starter.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/debra_messing_discusses_horrible_sexism_on_set_of_a_walk_in_the_clouds
Is this really necessary?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3238010/real-housewives-of-toronto-cast/
At least she understands the climate..
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/02/09/sarah-palin-for-ambassador-to-canada.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3238417/heres-the-trick-that-led-one-woman-to-finding-her-breast-cancer/
Meanwhile in MTL..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/montreal-police-shot-ontario-tourists-lexus-but-city-refuses-to-pay-1000-for-the-damage
Meanwhile on the internet..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/07/alyssa-milano-cornrows-_n_14635344.html
Gross.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/bugs-in-our-homes-nature-of-things-1.3971033
Free food is the best food!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vulture-culture-these-students-dine-on-leftovers-from-cafeteria-trays-1.3972635
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 9TH

Meanwhile in New Jersey..
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/02/08/boy-scouts-welcome-first-transgender-member.html
I’ll never look at Ellen the same again..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/snl-women-trump-administration_us_5899c922e4b040613138f6f9?ir=Canada&
This could be me but, allergies.
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/02/07/company-wants-to-hire-someone-to-travel-globe-drink-cocktails/#.WJp3JbWRcNE.twitter
I’ll never drive in a forest again.
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/foresriwait5
Meanwhile in the center of the universe..
https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2017/02/08/toronto-woman-85-loses-600000-including-her-home-in-lottery-scam.html
Why hasn’t anybody said, “NO TAX BACKS” yet?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/08/chrystia-freeland-us-trade-tax_n_14643180.html
This needs to be turned into a movie.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/danish-student-who-killed-100-9776839
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3236272/why-a-landmark-study-suggests-e-cigarettes-are-safer-than-smoking/
Meanwhile on Twitter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/television/after-11-long-heartbreaking-years-chilis-finally-lifts-its-ban-on-pam-beesly
What? No Bugaboo? Kids would love that!!
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/beyonc_s_greatest_hits_turned_into_lullabies_for_rockabye_baby_series
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/bill-c37-opening-mail-1.3970988
No one ever thinks of the points..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/hmv-rewards-pure-program-receivership-1.3971169
I’m more worried about Lady Gaga performing with Metallica..
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/grammy-organizers-are-scared-of-donald-trump/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3233020/are-prenatal-vitamins-safe-for-women-who-arent-pregnant/
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 8TH 2017

Like fat with a P?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3233061/lady-gaga-is-being-fat-shamed-after-her-super-bowl-performance/
Meanwhile in Regina..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/sask-teacher-accused-of-having-sleepover-with-a-student-and-organizing-a-strip-basketball-practice
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3230804/teens-easily-detect-smell-of-sweet-foods-not-vegetables-or-sweat-study/
We’re still saying shade?
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/nsfw-shade-added-to-merriam-webster-dictionary-w465480
Where do these people get the money?
http://www.ottawasun.com/2017/02/07/human-ken-doll-cant-breathe-after-8-nose-jobs?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=recommend-button&utm_campaign=Human+Ken+doll+%27can%27t+breathe%27+after+8+nose+jobs
Hug da police.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3232729/ontario-police-officer-takes-over-music-video-shoot-with-epic-dance-moves/
A conversation starter.
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/02/06/agnostic-alcoholics-welcomed-back-into-aa-fold.html
Someone needs to tell Trump to “SIT DOWN GLENN”. #HISWORD
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/the-fact-that-sean-spicer-was-parody-by-a-woman-on-saturday-night-live-might-get-him-fired
How to overthrow a Trump Presidency..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3232307/rosie-odonnell-wants-to-play-steve-bannon-on-snl-to-rile-trump/
Bank error in your favour..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/phoenix-overpayments-ottawa-70-million-1.3969455
Meanwhile in BC..
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/police-pull-zamboni-driver-clearing-snow-side-roads/
Just Enter Sandman.
http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/02/lady-gaga-to-perform-with-metallica-at-the-grammys/
#NAILEDIT
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/dude-spends-80000-plastic-surgery-look-like-britney-spears-wait/
Meanwhile in Yellowknife..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/online-harrassment-1.3968800
#BURN
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sophie-turner-donald-trump_us_5898aba9e4b09bd304bc801f
Hey Floriduh!! Been a while, we missed you!!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3231321/mother-charged-after-leaving-3-kids-home-alone-to-go-on-vacation/
In Texas of all places..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/06/transgender-mayor-texas_n_14632048.html
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 6TH AND 7TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/06/vince-li-freedom_n_14631682.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
No, but that comeback was..
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/alex-jones-thinks-lady-gagas-halftime-performance-was-a-satanic-ritual/
This will ruin your childhood.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/hal_and_joanne_from_body_break_get_bloody_in_super_canadian_santa_clarita_diet_netflix_ad
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3230117/womens-march-strike-a-day-without-a-woman/
How badly do you want to save the environment?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/nikki-fotheringham/shower-with-a-friend-day_b_14578192.html
If only they could have warned us about the Patriots come back..
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2017/02/05/for-insane-predictions-that-might-come-true-anyway-the-future-is-now-menon.html
Meanwhile in Canada.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3227809/canadians-attempt-to-break-snow-angels-guinness-world-record/
And I bet none of them really care.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/03/canadian-slang_n_14344030.html
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/james-white-graphic-designer-rogue-nasa-donald-trump-1.3965881
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3225274/we-all-live-in-a-bubble-heres-why-you-step-out-of-it-according-to-experts/
Coffee should taste like coffee.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/02/black-coffee-healthy_n_14574368.html
Ban colds!!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/nsaids-flu-heart-1.3964438
The best diet supplement is making good choices.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/green-tea-extract-diet-cbc-marketplace-1.3964073
Make Donald Bald Again
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-propecia-haiir-loss_us_58936376e4b06f344e4058a6
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/3219575/i-think-my-dads-dead-an-8-year-olds-tearful-911-call-after-dads-suspected-overdose/
Probably all Please Play Agains anyways…
http://thechronicleherald.ca/canada/1438434-man-charged-with-stealing-roll-up-the-rim-to-win-tim-hortons-cups-police
Meanwhile in Halifax..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/halifax-police-will-not-participate-in-pride-parade-amid-national-debate/article33909013/?click=sf_globefb
I don’t feel so bad about my lost $25 dollars now.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3228836/bettor-using-phone-app-put-1-1-million-on-falcons-plus-3-points/?sf54602435=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/brain-in-overdrive-scientists-crack-why-eating-sounds-can-make-people-angry-1.3270130?sc_ref=facebook
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