PREP FOR JUNE 29TH 2017

Meanwhile on Twitter.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/jamie_oliver_just_got_weird_in_lordes_instagram_comments?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
Sad!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/trump-fake-time-magazine-cover_us_59532d4ee4b0da2c731f8ea8
Maybe we should stop giving these people attention..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/niagara-falls-daredevil-might-have-died-in-plunge-with-snake-1.3480095
What could possibly go wrong?
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/27/Elderly-woman-tossed-coins-into-planes-engine-for-good-luck/8671498580578/
Don’t tell me how to live my life, Health Canada!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/raw-dough-warning-health-canada-1.4179914
An article for your parents.
http://nationalpost.com/health/studies-say-that-lots-of-midlife-sex-can-be-the-brain-booster-you-need/wcm/b535878b-b483-4ccd-b8f7-95eecc9c3f84
Also..
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/relationships/how-much-sex-do-you-need-to-be-happy/ar-BBDmhVo
Should have just called the fashion police..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/completely-humiliated-woman-kicked-out-of-winnipeg-mall-over-outfit-1.3479428
Just an out of control bus, nbd.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1155938&binId=1.810401&playlistId=1.3478923
Maybe dandelions aren’t so bad after all.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/popular-weed-killer-to-be-listed-as-cancerous-1.3478302
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PREP FOR JUNE 28TH 2017

Meanwhile in Winnipeg
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/it-happened-very-quick-winnipegger-sucker-punched-by-stranger-1.3478119?cid=SocialFlow%3Afacebook%3Anational
For now..
http://nypost.com/2017/06/24/7-jobs-robots-cant-steal-from-you/
This is just not Kelly’s week..

http://exclaim.ca/film/article/starbucks_responds_to_kelly_osbourne_pissing_herself
A conversation starter.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/restaurant-worker-claims-sacked-refusing-10688002
A fiver?!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/loonie-turns-30-1.4177958
Your move liquor store..
http://www.torontosun.com/2017/06/27/ontario-beer-store-to-offer-home-delivery-service?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=recommend-button&utm_campaign=Ontario+Beer+Store+to+offer+home+delivery+service
That’s a lot of wasted time..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/number-of-people-using-facebook-reaches-2-billion-1.3478621?cid=SocialFlow%3Afacebook%3Anational
Is this because minimum wage is going up to $15/h? http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/royal-pay-hike-queen-to-get-a-raise-in-2018-1.3478306?cid=SocialFlow%3Afacebook%3Anational
Meanwhile in Manitoba..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/javelin-canada-summer-games-1.4178938
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PREP FOR JUNE 27TH 2017

What could possibly go wrong?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/trailer-park-boys-halifax-bars-business-empire-1.4178199
Good for you New Brunswick..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/this-picturesque-n-b-town-is-canada-s-top-travel-spot-according-to-usa-today-1.3475844
Why not Canadian Fried Chicken? #MapleChicken
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/26/kfc-changes-name-to-kehfc-for-canada-150_a_23002642/
Meanwhile on Twitter.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/kelly_osbourne_pissed_her_pants_in_a_starbucks
A conversation starter.
http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/banning-of-junk-food-sales-in-canadian-schools-having-a-positive-effect-study-1.3475207
Well ya, you’re full after 3 bites, yet eat them all anyways..
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/drowning-wildebeest-mobility-exoskeletons-dna-privacy-and-more-1.4173942/your-pancake-breakfast-could-be-making-you-cranky-1.4173971
#RockANDaHardPlace
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/25/trollpikken-norwegian-penis-shaped-rock-formation-vandalised
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3548616/should-women-drink-alcohol-when-theyre-breastfeeding/
Well, are you?
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/06/emergency-officials-home-72-hours-booze-prepared/
Meanwhile in Onterrible.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/ont-couple-forced-to-live-apart-after-45-years-together-1.3474653
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PREP FOR JUNE 26TH 2017

Ok, now we really need to do something..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/b-c-vet-saves-seven-week-old-puppy-from-fentanyl-overdose-1.3472721?cid=SocialFlow%3Afacebook%3Anational
Yeah, but now he has to mow it..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/buyer-beware-home-purchase-title-insurance-realtors-1.1863690
#WEdontcare.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/sears-pop-up-shop-1.4173955
This should be good..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/bill-cosby-plans-tour-to-educate-youth-on-misbehaviour-spokesman-says-1.3472279
Been there..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/skunk-with-mcflurry-cup-stuck-on-its-head-gets-daring-rescue-1.3472526
A conversation starter..
http://nationalpost.com/health/new-research-claims-broken-heart-syndrome-is-real-leaving-permanent-damage/wcm/62b1f92b-36f1-4cca-9700-13439102900f
Now this is scary..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/carnivores-beware-meat-allergy-causing-lone-star-ticks-creeping-north-1.3471690
PHEW!
http://nationalpost.com/life/food/french-fries-could-kill-you-a-nutrition-study-finds-but-dont-write-them-off-just-yet/wcm/9a333e76-d7fd-4b33-8aa1-6513d2c5e226
I’m not sure if this is good news or not..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/thief-returns-stolen-human-toe-to-dawson-city-bar-1.4174550
A conversation starter.
http://time.com/3814871/sex-grilled-cheese-sandwiches/
What could possibly go wrong?
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2017/06/23/22733386.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 23RD 2017

A conversation starter.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/prince-harry-says-no-one-in-royal-family-wants-throne/article35418303/?click=sf_globefb
Big Movie Voice: Don’t recycle? Better start running..
http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/how-climate-change-may-be-making-polar-bears-healthier-and-more-dangerous/wcm/13f58bbe-9389-4bc6-88ce-fcb8c63ff96c
If only politicians could afford child care..  
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/australian-senator-breastfeeds-while-moving-motion-in-parliament-1.3470992?cid=SocialFlow%3Afacebook%3Anational
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3546566/joey-barge-dress-protest/
There goes my hero..
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Batman-cop-stops-man-stealing-Lego-Batman-Movie-11232860.php#photo-13122662
Finally, an upside to having allergies.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/21/drinking-gin-and-tonic-can-help-sooth-hayfever-study-claims-6724730/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3547052/kathleen-wynne-least-popular-premier/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
Maybe he’s just trying to bring back the 90’s?!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3547905/donald-trump-welfare-benefits-immigrants/
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PREP FOR JUNE 22ND 2017

Meanwhile in Quebec..
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/hope-for-humanity-restored-in-quebec-horse-bar-brawl?utm_source=vicetwitterca
This reality show just keeps getting better and better.
http://nationalpost.com/news/world/chelsea-clinton-calls-out-stephen-k-bannon-for-fat-shaming-sean-spicer/wcm/077367f6-979e-49a4-9838-5a232a359c3e
Meanwhile in Texas..
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2017/06/21/22732738.html
Sorry about this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/21/celebrities-canada-we-day_a_22515563/
#PuppyLove
http://elitedaily.com/dating/pics-cute-animals-keep-the-spark-alive/1997791/
Meanwhile in Cape Breton.
http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/bullied-cape-breton-boy-gets-school-escort-of-a-lifetime-1.3469927
Cause it’s !@$ing cold up here.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/canada-coffee-tim-hortons-1.3745971
“Centre of the universe”…
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/06/21/mississauga-womans-demand-for-english-speaking-doctor-spoke-volumes-paradkar.html
You gotta fight.. for your right.. to par..tato..
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.4169254/belgium-fights-for-its-famous-fries-after-eu-deems-them-unsafe-1.4169259
What’s your excuse?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/20/luka-rocco-magnotta-killer-who-dismembered-chinese-student-is_a_22492537/?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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PREP FOR JUNE 21ST 2017

A conversation starter/
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/wonder_woman_actress_gal_gadot_was_paid_shockingly_little_for_her_starring_role?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
WHERE’S THE #Dadbod. ?!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/ken-doll-mattel-1.4168880
Meanwhile in New Mexico.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3541715/would-be-robber-left-duct-taped-on-driveway-after-armed-neighbours-foil-burglary/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
A conversation starter.
http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/one-in-two-canadians-will-get-cancer-and-one-in-four-will-die-from-it-report/wcm/c1c83e80-8cc1-4f00-a976-f7909f427213
Looks like we’re going to be getting more Pirates of the Caribbean movies!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3541614/johnny-depp-leaked-emails-money-lawsuit/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
Umm… what?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/toe-stolen-yukon-dawson-city-sourtoe-cocktail-1.4168541
My grandparents are going to be pissed.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/national-post-monday-1.4167247
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PREP FOR JUNE 20TH 2017

Oh great, look what we started..
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/17/you-can-now-get-a-swimsuit-adorned-with-donald-trumps-start
Global Warming is NOT cool.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/climate-change-thwarts-canadian-climate-change-study-1.3465338?hootPostID=0fe3ed389513a4e86d7f984e1e0eb7c2
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/hawaii-conference-teachers-education-chignecto-central-regional-school-board-1.4167450
This is why people make fun of Nickleback.
http://loudwire.com/chad-kroeger-stone-sour-nickelback-lite-slipknot-gimmick/
Move over United..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/toddler-sat-in-pee-air-canada-grandmother-says-1.4166122
About you having the greatest dad..
http://loudwire.com/dave-grohl-daughter-harper-foo-fighters-drums-queen-cover/
Beyhive? Is that really a thing?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-beyhive-is-furious-with-beyonces-father-over-this-tweet_us_5946c317e4b01eab7a2e84aa
That’s not very Canadian..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/tim-hortons-class-action-1.4167739
HINT: They always in the mood to kill
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Science/2017/06/14/22731181.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 19TH 2017

Need 10 minutes, want 10 hours.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/12/how-much-exercise-kids_n_15962876.html
I wasn’t going to the washroom, I was just practicing my trumpet solo..
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/
Do we really need toasters have are connected to the internet?
http://nypost.com/video/hackers-are-turning-peoples-own-houses-against-them/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook
Short and bald. Proof life is cruel.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/10/short-white-men-bald_n_15278664.html
And as always, Ikea expecting us to put it all together.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/16/ikea-cook-this-page-recipe-sheets_n_17161580.html
For that President of The United States of America look.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/15/tanning-drug_n_17124204.html
I dunno, I seem to hear a lot more Oasis on the radio.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/steve_earle_says_noel_gallagher_is_the_most_overrated_songwriter_in_the_whole_history_of_pop_music
A canconversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3516584/five-canadian-words-and-where-they-came-from/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
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PREP FOR JUNE 16TH 2017

Well, that explains Toronto.
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toronto/study-finds-traces-of-cocaine-other-illegal-drugs-in-ontario-drinking-water-1.3167208
A conversation starter.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/06/15/mixed-reaction-after-skittles-ditches-rainbow-to-give-lgbt-pride-centre-stage.html
A good Metallica song at that!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elderly-dude-heroically-head-bangs-to-metallica-in-his-car_us_59417ed4e4b003d5948cd86e
Always a catch.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/buyer-beware-home-purchase-realtors-1.4160248
It must be really messy when he pee’s.
http://nypost.com/2017/06/14/worlds-most-pierced-man-has-278-piercings-in-his-penis/
No.
http://uproxx.com/tv/sopranos-prequel-not-dead-david-chase/
This avocado toast thing is getting way out of control.
http://time.com/4819619/deli-clerk-attacked-with-avocados/
A total pro here..
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/gord-downie-to-receive-order-of-canada-on-monday/article35315231/
A conversation starter
http://globalnews.ca/news/3530042/basic-income-food-insecurity-canada/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
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