PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 19TH 2016

That’s not ok to say to anyone, let alone a kid.
http://m.en.canoe.com/CNEWS/Canada/2016/09/15/22667172.html
Take that $70 a month gym pass!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/13/total-body-resistance-band-workout_n_11994204.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Why aren’t all shoes just velcro?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/millions-of-people-have-watched-this-moms-shoe-tying-tutorial_us_57d1862be4b06a74c9f32628?ir=Canada+Parents&
This is for the 1%.
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-best-way-to-charge-your-iphone-2016-7
A conversation starter.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/on-leadership/wp/2016/09/01/stop-touting-the-crazy-hours-you-work-it-helps-no-one-2/
And if there’s a pipeline spill, it just takes a party to clean it up!
http://www.euronews.com/2016/09/15/bruges-beer-pipeline-becomes-reality
Fart with confidence!
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/21125/20141129/this-pill-makes-your-fart-smell-like-chocolate-perfect-holiday-gift-idea-right.htm
This is why no one likes to hang out with the math kids..
http://www.iflscience.com/environment/why-you-should-pee-as-you-shower-according-to-mathematics/
Meanwhile in MTL.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2945589/montrealer-desperately-searching-for-man-who-jumped-on-metro-tracks-to-save-her/?sf36166156=1
Cause that will make it easier for them to get to school..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/treats-schools-1.3763262
Plus, the beak hurts..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cdc-salmonella-live-poultry-study-kissing-chickens_us_57da38ece4b08cb14093da83?section=weird-news
Why would anyone try to look into the negative effects of naps?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/16/long-naps-diabetes_n_12046028.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And the Oscar for websites goes to..
http://qz.com/783395/leonardo-dicaprio-and-google-launched-a-free-tool-to-crowd-spy-on-illegal-fishing-from-space/
Get that attention from cars you’re looking for!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/bike-balls-testicle-shaped-lights-cyclists-5693044?ICID=FB_mirror_main&sc_ref=facebook

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 16TH 2016

Sheldon?
http://mashable.com/2016/09/14/freshman-emails-demanding-request/#_4vRZ_1PdZqq
*Trump builds wall over US
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3788823/Is-UFO-seen-flying-clouds-Mysterious-dark-shape-appears-Peru.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/study-type-2-diabetes-questions-medical-dogma-no-evidence-1.3762658
“HARVEST!!” – Neil Young
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/when-is-supermoon-september-2016-super-harvest-moon-astronomy-1.3761925
A scorpion in your grapes? Nbd..
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/dont-be-alarmed-but-these-creepy-crawlies-might-just-be-hiding-in-your-fruits-and-veggies
His shell is always hard..
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sexploits-diego-tortoise-save-galapagos-species-024809954.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3788817/Daughter-18-sues-parents-posting-embarrassing-photographs-child-Facebook.html
Meanwhile in Taiwan..
http://nypost.com/2016/09/15/inflatable-moon-balloon-menaces-town-during-typhoon/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook
Rock out with your..
http://www.aux.tv/2016/09/houston-music-festival-announces-harambe-hologram/
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/all-sperm-no-eggs-motherless-babies-on-the-way-say-scientists
Tonight we carve them out.. #GourdDownie
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/prince-edward-island/gord-downie-tragically-hip-pumpkin-gourd-chris-gilfoy-pei-1.3761990
Kids do the darndest things..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/15/boy-30-packets-of-heroin_n_12032196.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Saskatchewan..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2943762/moose-jaw-sask-public-school-removes-lords-prayer-from-daily-routine/?sf36062143=1
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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 15TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://fortune.com/2016/09/13/national-toy-hall-of-fame-2016/
How did we get through school without the internet?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-creates-app-sit-with-us-open-welcoming-tables-lunch-bullying_us_57c5802ee4b09cd22d926463
🙁
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/toddler-suffocated-under-bean-bag-chair-as-day-care-employee-sat-on-it-reading-to-other-children-police-say
In Singapore, Marshmallow roasts you!
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/some_guy_djd_a_singapore_nightclub_by_posing_as_marshmello
Ah-ah-ah-yeah!
http://www.aux.tv/2016/09/aqua-reuniting-to-celebrate-barbie-girls-20th-birthday/
How does Snoop even get into Canada?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/pot-border-banned-waiver-1.3752278
Parents just don’t understand..
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/son-tapes-parents-entire-house-massive-prank/story?id=42038163
Is this why I can’t sleep at night?
http://www.scmp.com/tech/science-research/article/2019282/your-brain-hides-memories-things-you-hear-while-youre-asleep
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2939634/school-kids-smoking-less-but-experimenting-more-with-synthetic-drugs-health-canada/?sf35907421=1
Cause their boards weren’t confusing enough as it was..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/starbucks-canada-adds-calorie-information-to-its-food-and-drink-menu-boards/article31875767/?click=sf_globefb
Meanwhile in Ontario..
http://m.torontosun.com/2016/09/13/silver-haired-swindler-sought-in-gas-thefts
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/2939560/family-reeling-after-toddler-dies-following-repeated-misdiagnoses/?sf35921673=1
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/riverview-rogue-rooster-1.3755180
Who’s yo daddy?! Likely this guy..
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/fertility-doctor-impregnate-patients/index.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2940018/mother-daughter-text-drama-about-feminine-hygiene-goes-viral/?sf35931079=1

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 14TH 2016

And people wonder where our stereotype comes from..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/melbourne-keeps-promise-turns-himself-in-1.3759521?cmp=rss
A conversation starter..
http://nextluxury.com/mens-relationships/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-likes-you/
Eat more fruit they said..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-family-brings-home-black-widow-spider-in-bag-of-grapes-1.3755693?cmp=rss
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A BEAR!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/12/students-threatened-deportation-unauthorized-downloading_n_11975888.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter..
https://www.thestar.com/life/relationships/2016/09/13/im-a-32-year-old-virgin-and-im-living-the-feminist-dream.html
He hasn’t aged one bit!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786026/Is-Kurt-Cobain-actually-ALIVE-Conspiracy-theorists-claim-Nirvana-frontman-spotted-video-performing-Come-Are.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/nhl-policy-baby-ticket-1.3758062
Is that what catfishing it?
http://nypost.com/2016/09/12/catfish-falls-from-the-sky-right-onto-this-womans-face/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter
#fightTheSecondServing
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadas-military-forced-to-accept-fatter-less-educated-recruits-as-demographics-change-audit-reveals
A conversation starter.
http://www.dailydot.com/irl/teacher-bae-modesty/?utm_source=dailydot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=partner
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PREP FOR SEPTEMEBER 12TH 2016

Paradise Cities for days!
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/09/08/guns-n-roses-now-twelfth-largest-economy-world/
Makes sense
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/taylor-swift-satanic-leader_us_57d2ca46e4b00642712d0e23?&sc_ref=facebook
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2931004/should-you-feed-a-cold-and-starve-a-fever-scientists-may-have-the-answer/?sf35537539=1

To be honest, I really only looked at the photo. #WorthIt
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-08/why-trudeau-is-like-trump
Ya’ll need Bernie.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/wells-fargo-bank-1.3753705
Don’t judge, we invented pineapple on pizza.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/diet/what-do-aussies-eat-for-breakfast-study-reveals-strange-new-habits/news-story/699500698db16138c7f0da12165139ac
This is better without headphones (so more people can hear it).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgBDdDdSqNE
He was just rolling back the border!
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/09/08/man-jailed-after-using-walmart-air-mattress-to-paddle-across-canadian-border.html
Why they teach reading in school.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3778954/Third-parents-admit-rushing-skipping-pages-bedtime-stories-tired-themselves.html#ixzz4JgvzyNGS
It gets you up.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/08/alarm-clock-orgasm_n_11910536.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
🙁
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/we-are-all-just-devastated-fourteen-dogs-die-of-apparent-heat-exhaustion-at-saskatoon-pet-centre
What can’t tea do?! (actually wake you up).
http://mashable.com/2016/09/11/racist-conversation-pot-tea/#tMAmctBDniqA

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 9TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-puts-1-7m-toward-training-servers-to-intervene-when-they-see-sexual-harassment-1.3751303
What if they’re being sarcastic now?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777811/North-Korea-bans-sarcasm-great-work-Kim-Jong-s-brilliant-idea.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Have you ever met an unsuccessful Doug?! (Don’t answer that..)
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/07/baby-naming_n_11894086.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Create a bus that is never late and we have a deal!  
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/fares-for-firearms-bus-tickets-guns-criminal-lawyer-gun-1.3751474
Yet people yell at you when you have a beer after working out..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/alcohol-physical-activity-1.3752169
Kids: Nothing more than giant hamsters.
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/teacher-installs-cycling-machines-under-students-desks-to-help-them-concentrate.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
A conversation starter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3776313/Dog-owners-faithful-relationships-CATS-likely-cheat.html
Forget the job, where can I go see this?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/tlg/5770217753.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/08/prescription-heroin_n_11906230.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Isn’t that kinda cheating?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2927554/survivor-cast-evacuation-cyclone-forced-reality-show-shutdown/?sf35416372=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/cellphone-children-schools-health-education-1.3745874
What doesn’t make you a psychopath these days?
http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/love-drinking-gin-and-tonic-you-could-be-a-psychopath-research-suggests-a3336906.html
Meanwhile in Guelph..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/guelph-police-kitten-rescue-car-engine-1.3752909
A conversation starter.
https://www.thestar.com/life/2016/09/07/does-a-wife-have-to-tell-her-husband-she-got-a-speeding-ticket-ellie.html
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PREP FOR THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH 2016


No one suspected a thing..
http://mashable.com/2016/09/06/fake-mustache-donuts-with-dad/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#O.Cot4HmAPqV
Meanwhile in B.C.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/06/mom-pot-back-to-school-saanich_n_11882902.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Does Uber care what kind of pants you wear?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-taxi-drivers-dress-code-1.3749360
When you’re in love..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/06/rihanna-fur-heart-jacket_n_11875440.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/10-words-americans-cant-pronounce-correctly-2016-08-18
At least it wasn’t the week..
http://www.factmag.com/2016/06/21/man-arrested-for-having-80-speakers-in-his-van/
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/2925435/i-started-screaming-his-name-devastated-father-speaks-out-after-leaving-baby-to-die-in-hot-car/?sf35328067=1
brb..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=95&v=zRuZ_LimXxU
Olympic ‘fever’ has hit Ottawa!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2925165/why-ottawas-famed-rideau-canal-has-turned-bright-green/
Why were they filming him throw out garbage though?
http://www.today.com/news/student-nails-impossible-shot-chemistry-class-becomes-campus-hero-t102573?cid=sm_fbn
This needs to be turned into a made for CBC movie of the week.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-national-park-timcard-theft-1.3751416
How hard is it to name a baby?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/07/baby-naming_n_11892178.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 7TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2918375/back-to-school-how-much-sugar-is-lurking-in-your-kids-favourite-snacks/?sf35104506=1
Is there anything pizza can’t do?
http://nypost.com/2016/08/31/pizza-boosts-productivity-at-work-study-says/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter
You shouldn’t be allowed to buy one of these unless you can prove you have a presentation.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/westjet-pilot-seeks-medical-attention-after-laser-strike-1.3747701
Once a week? Oopps.
http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/wellbeing/542208/how-often-should-you-washing-your-bedding
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/halifax-student-shenanigans-pranks-fines-jail-time-1.3749568
I’ll pass.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/09/these-indonesian-noodles-are-so-hot-they-will-make-you-go-deaf/
Meanwhile in Florida.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/06/carmen-chamblee-arson_n_11875922.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
I like to live life dangerously..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2923867/sex-later-in-life-healthy-for-women-risky-for-men-study/?sf35256101=1
Hate when that happens.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2922995/how-one-woman-went-into-labour-on-labour-day-without-knowing-she-was-pregnant/?sf35227221=1
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/06/calgary-trees_n_11880688.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2922792/playmate-dani-mathers-could-face-charges-after-body-shaming-victim-allegedly-comes-forward/?utm_source=Other&utm_medium=MostPopular&utm_campaign=2014

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PREP FOR WHENEVER YOU’RE BACK ON THE AIR THIS WEEK

Meanwhile in South Carolina..
https://gma.yahoo.com/reports-clowns-trying-lure-kids-woods-south-carolina-171108842–abc-news-topstories.html
This is why kids should get to name themselves!!
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-37231668
Wife surprisingly ok with it.
http://nypost.com/2016/09/01/man-burns-down-shed-trying-to-clean-cobwebs-with-blowtorch/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter
Entamer une conversation.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/quebec-eye-specialist-loses-permit-to-practise-for-failing-to-pass-french-test?__lsa=7ffc-b39f
A conversation starter.
http://www.health.com/relationships/sex-life-couples?xid=discovery
Next think you know, you’ll be getting late night texts from Hertz.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2917870/did-you-pair-your-phone-with-a-rental-car-dont-forget-to-wipe-your-data/?sf34997448=1
Cause that’s all we need, fridges that constantly crash..
http://uproxx.com/technology/lg-windows-10-fridge/
How do people not notice someone painting giant murals?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3769115/Is-real-face-Banksy-Massive-Attack-member-named-shadowy-graffiti-artist-investigator.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-september-2-2016-1.3745677/benefits-from-vacation-short-lived-research-suggests-1.3745686
WHY?!
http://www.boredpanda.com/slap-it-butt-lamp-joseph-begley/
Save money on groceries!!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2913400/parents-should-let-their-kids-eat-dirt-here-are-the-reasons-why/?sf35068286=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-drive/culture/commuting/is-it-safer-to-pull-over-atop-a-hill-or-in-a-valley/article31594336/?click=sf_globefb
People underestimate my desire to eat.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-gummy-candy-is-made_us_57c8380be4b0a22de094450e?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 2ND 2016

Good! 
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-is-not-interested-in-making-country-album/

A conversation starter..
http://www.thebolde.com/gross-things-couples-do-together/
That’ll show em..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/30/tofino-red-bull-surfers-video_n_11776494.html?ncid=webmail
Hired help?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/30/will-smith-kids_n_11779098.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Your tax dollars at work..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/lemonade-stand-sisters-ncc-emails-1.3741201
The nerve of some parts of your body.
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/type-nerve-cell-does-nothing-except-give-you-nipple-erections/
Women, they’ll suck the life right out of you.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-dies-hickey-stroke_us_57c5f288e4b0e60d31dc03e7?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
The most important article you’ll ever read.
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/why-ketchup-is-not-good-for-you
So many wasted birthdays..
http://www.scarymommy.com/boy-asks-for-birthday-cake-cow-having-a-calf/
Math and exercise! What’s not to like?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2913517/heres-why-fad-diets-dont-work-explained-in-two-simple-charts/?sf34774108=1
Cause that’s what was wrong with the movie..
http://uproxx.com/movies/ghostbusters-answer-the-call-dvd/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/01/post-baby-body_n_11815016.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Is it bad that I kinda really like this version? (yes).
http://www.aux.tv/2016/09/this-artist-is-being-sued-after-pretending-her-blind-melon-knockoff-was-a-cover/
Where’s Bruce Willis?!
http://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a22619/earth-narrowly-missed-by-asteroid/
Meanwhile in B.C.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/01/naked-man-milk-bear-spray-penticton_n_11817728.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Regina..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/01/eric-olauson_n_11818054.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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