Monthly Archives: March 2015

PREP FOR APRIL 1ST 2015

Better than a funeral.
http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/canada/nova-scotia/death-caf%C3%A9-starts-up-in-halifax-1.3013036
#ThunderKickSelfies
http://blog.chron.com/shopgirl/2015/03/selfie-stick-ban-prompts-the-selfie-shoe/
There goes my hero..
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-this-guy-perfectly-recreate-homer-simpson-eating-1694744294
I wasn’t that impressed.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/31/sony-world-photography-awards_n_6976552.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
This better not be a joke.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/31/hootie-and-the-blowfish-reuniting-darius-rucker_n_6979178.html
I’d do it for fashion.
http://www.volvocarslifepaint.com/
Ladies and Gentlemen, The next Prime Minister of Canada..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/31/justin-trudeau-sketch-liberal-fundraiser_n_6980308.html?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
Headline Of The Day!
http://www.iclarified.com/48151/ceo-apologizes-for-comparing-apple-to-hitler
Why not..
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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PREP FOR MARCH 31ST 2015

Science.
http://elitedaily.com/life/15-reasons-tequila-actually-really-good/927020/
Who hasn’t?
http://news.yahoo.com/girl-4-sneaks-hops-bus-search-3-m-231744397.html
Sex sells at every age.
http://news.yahoo.com/grandma-centerfold-rest-home-bares-calendar-143349098.html
This wasn’t worth a google.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/heist-suspects-googled-how-away-5418086
This should be our Declaration of Independence.
http://cottagelife.com/99544/entertaining/tips-entertaining/12-unbelievable-facts-about-maple-syrup
This one’s for the ladies.
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-18127/chocolate-might-be-even-better-for-the-brain-than-exercise-study-says.html
There goes my hero..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/hamilton-taxidermist-makes-cute-forever-friends-with-dead-rats-1.3012945?cmp=fbtl
According to Facebook, this was Katie Sarah.
http://globalnews.ca/video/1911874/125-pound-woman-devours-world-record-five-pounds-of-bacon-in-five-minutes
Don’t ask how I found this.
http://www.elephantjournal.com/2012/05/your-ugly-vagina-is-normal-gorgeous-adult/

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PREP FOR MARCH 30TH 2015

Who’s bad?
Whttp://www.aux.tv/2015/03/apparently-michael-jackson-caused-guns-n-roses-to-break-up/
WHY?!
http://news.discovery.com/tech/biotechnology/wanna-be-a-superhero-get-night-vision-injected-in-your-eyeballs-150326.htm
Corruption at the highest level.
http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2015/03/27/22312091.html
That Super Bass
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2015/03/27/bass-battles-blaze-george-mason-students-invent-sound-based-fire-extinguisher/
Is that a Banana cover in your pocket?
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/755/Groupon-Posted-This-Product-On-Facebook-And-Is-Replying-To-Every-Single-Sex-Joke
Guys beer.
http://www.treehugger.com/green-food/strongest-beer-in-the-world-served-in-a-dead-squirrel-us750-video.html
Womens beer.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/27/feminist-beer-cerveja-feminista-brazil_n_6955344.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-living&ir=Canada+Living

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PREP FOR MARCH 27TH 2015

A conversation starter.
http://www.scoopwhoop.com/news/insta-photo/
The future is awesome.
http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/2015/03/25/in-the-future-you-may-be-able-to-turn-invisible-with-this-roll-on-squid-tape
It was hard on everyone.
http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/dads-react-to-zayn-malik-leaving-one-direction/
Just ask nicely, problem solved!
http://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2015/03/24/pan-am-games-transit-plan-requires-20-traffic-reduction.html
This is why sharks attack us.
https://www.thedodo.com/australian-man-thinks-that-jum-813194699.html
There goes my hero..
http://www.itv.com/news/2015-03-24/minesweeping-pig-banned-from-drinking-in-a-pub-for-headbutting-customers/
The first pair of shoes in history that a guy would actually notice.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/23/duct-tape-heels_n_6925284.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-style
What’s the point of even winning it then?
http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/25/mike-bolt-you-wanna-hand-with-the-cup-here-are-the-ruls-nhl/

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PREP FOR MARCH 26TH 2015

And even if this is false, you still get to nap!
http://elitedaily.com/life/naps-are-good-for-you/976164/?sc_ref=facebook
I finally get fashion.
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/mcdonalds-launches-big-mac-lifestyle-collection-fans-beefy-cheesy-everything-163655
The creepiest part? Adults that collect dolls.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/23/haunted-dolls-collectible_n_6926032.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Yet it continues to happen.
http://www.canada.com/health/family-child/smoking+affects+baby+even+before+left+womb/10918412/story.html
ROCK AND ROLL!
http://www.nme.com/news/beastie-boys–2/83850
All in the hat..
http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/25/colin-70-has-six-girlfriends-swings-and-definitely-has-a-better-sex-life-than-you-5119722/?sc_ref=l.facebook.com
I wouldn’t even be mad if I bit into a donut filled with mayo.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/25/easy-april-fools-day-pranks_n_5050826.html?ir=Good+News&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000023
Americans just get food.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/12554423/milwaukee-brewers-offering-deep-fried-nachos-stick-ballpark?ex_cid=sportscenterFB

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PREP FOR MARCH 25TH 2015

You heard it hear first!
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/vin-diesel-predicts-furious-7-will-win-the-oscar-for-best-picture-1201458635/
A great endorsement for country music.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/03/24/ted_cruz_country_music_9_11_pandering_video.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_fb_bot
I don’t get it either.
http://distractify.com/beth-buczynski/must-be-a-meatlovers/
Something someone invented to keep people from texting and driving.
http://keepingroadssafe.com/
Man, even trees reject me/ joke about getting wood.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/best-sex-ever-emma-mccabe-plans-to-marry-a-tree-named-tim/story-e6frflri-1227275760785
Blondes have more fun?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/24/the-ring-scary-girl-now-photos_n_6933046.html
Plot twist! Stephen King is Robin Hood.
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2012/may/01/stephen-king-tax-the-rich?CMP=share_btn_fb
Birds are creepy as eff.
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/photographs-of-birds-flying-into-eclipse/
Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/2015/03/23/topless-protester-removed-from-house-of-commons-after-shouting-anti-terror-bill

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PREP FOR MARCH 24TH 2015

A conversation starter:
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/relationships/a31744/children-on-leashes/?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1443_159462486
Cause that will get her some ice time.
http://metronews.ca/news/halifax/1319352/rink-rage-nets-time-in-jail-for-nova-scotia-man-threatens-to-kill-daughters-hockey-coach/
And you don’t even need to shower!
http://lovebelfast.co.uk/2015/03/19/ever-fancied-joining-a-viking-army-now-you-can-8000-extras-needed/
IT’S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN…..
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/national/tragic-twist-fire-extinguisher-factory-burns-down/nkckb/?sc_ref=facebook
God Bless Science.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-19/researchers-work-on-a-rehydrating-beer-to-reduce-hangovers/6331856
Mondays..
http://distractify.com/avericlements/people-having-a-very-bad-day/?ts_pid=2
If you’re reading this article, it’s too late.
www.laweekly.com/music/why-cds-may-actually-sound-better-than-vinyl-5352162
Watch this.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/road-rage-video-in-fredericton-creates-facebook-stir-1.3005245
Then watch this brilliant spoof by Up 93.1
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=812498075472130&pnref=story

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PREP FOR MARCH 23RD 2015

The Internet is a weird place.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/22/taylor-swift-porn-site-com-adult-website-domain-names/
And all these #Stormchips are making us fat.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/photographic-proof-that-canada-s-east-coast-is-basically-the-ice-planet-hoth-right-now-1.3003008
It’s because beers are $16 each.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/22/strip-clubs-canada-closing_n_6918770.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-business
God bless this guy.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/air-passenger-advocate-takes-fight-heights-constitutional-challenge-084512942.html
Probably completely useless, but the headline is a conversation starter.
http://www.unmaskingchoice.ca/blog/2014/10/21/kim-kardashian-canadian-politics
What deserves to be on one of our coins?
http://www.mint.ca/store/coin-design-contest/index.jsp
Also, never mention the Smashing Pumpkins.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/03/billy-corgan-wants-you-to-stop-calling-him-billy-actually/
#bacon.
http://www.mtlblog.com/2015/03/why-bacon-is-actually-good-for-your-mental-health/#
Take that, haters
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/breastfeeding-linked-to-higher-iq-and-wealth-in-adulthood-study-suggests-1.2285406
What, no cure for baldness?
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/most-shocking/10-world-changing-events-predicted-in-the-next-decade/?view=all

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PREP FOR MARCH 20TH 2015

Cause they don’t beg enough for our food as it is.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2015/03/18/22293916.html
“If you’re thirsty, it’s too late.” I always found that line over dramatic.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/18/drinking-enough-water_n_6893862.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.edmontonjournal.com/news/national/leaving+Canada+makes+sense+Alberta+would+likely+welcome/10900926/story.html
This seems to happen bi-weekly now a days.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/19/supermoon-solar-eclipse-march-20-2015_n_6904082.html
Very important.
http://www.musictimes.com/articles/32187/20150318/alanis-morissette-jagged-little-pill-broadway-musical-juno.htm
I can see this lasting many seasons and winning all the awards.
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/mr-t-sledgehammer-for-home-renovation-series-on-scripps-diy-1201455902/
Watches are dead, why don’t companies get that?!
http://time.com/3750782/apple-watch-android/?xid=fbshare
We want the D!
http://www.techienews.co.uk/9725634/we-need-more-vitamin-d-than-current-recommended-levels-study-claims/
Hands need exercise too!
http://www.bustle.com/articles/70782-watching-porn-could-be-good-for-you-study-shows-or-at-least-its-not-bad-for

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PREP FOR MARCH 19TH 2015

God bless scientists.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/17/booze-that-doesnt-give-you-a-hangover-is-here-thank-you-science-5107873/?sc_ref=facebook
Can you blame him though?
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2015/03/13/22286611.html
Apparently, I like to live in expensive provinces.
http://driving.ca/auto-news/news/whats-the-most-expensive-province-to-own-a-car-in
Uh huh.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/13/nail-biting-nervous-habits_n_6854152.html?utm_hp_ref=science&ir=Canada
It was always a scam! You die.
http://www.techspot.com/news/60071-mars-one-finalist-breaks-silence-claims-organization-total.html?google_editors_picks=true
No more Internet Explorer jokes. 🙁
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/17/8230631/microsoft-is-killing-off-the-internet-explorer-brand
Something to ruin your childhood.
http://elitedaily.com/humor/childrens-books-are-completely-inappropriate-photos/969531/
A conversation starter.
http://time.com/3404701/discipline-time-out-is-not-good/
East Coast Hospitality.
http://globalnews.ca/news/1889385/global-news-reporter-brett-ruskin-helps-mother-to-be-in-halifax-snowstorm/
There goes my hero..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/18/naked-jogger-montreal_n_6895718.html

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