Monthly Archives: April 2015

PREP FOR MAY 1ST 2015

REAL men with REAL bodies.
http://theodysseyonline.com/clemson/dad-bod/97484
There goes my hero..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32454520/london-marathon-meet-the-man-running-26-miles-in-a-giant-testicle
Oh yea eh?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/industry-news/marketing/british-airways-campaign-taps-into-canadian-identity/article24175474/?click=sf_globefb
Well, that was quick.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/movies/all-female-21-jump-street-reboot-in-the-works
49? Ugh.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/this-website-guesses-your-age-and-gender-based-on-your-photo
This is the stupidest/best thing ever.
http://digg.com/video/the-largest-mammal-on-land?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=facebook
Who needs convincing to eat bacon?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/30/maple-leaf-bacon-ambassador_n_7180882.html
Pure evil.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/game-72-terrifying-facebook-craze-5603702?sc_ref=l.facebook.com
I thought Coors light already did this?
http://metronews.ca/news/world/1354560/craft-brewers-challenged-to-craft-brews-from-treated-sewer-water/
🙁
http://www.pressprogress.ca/en/post/stephen-harper-mails-own-birthday-cards-people-sign-and-send-back-him

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PREP FOR APRIL 30TH 2015

You’re suppose to clean your mattress?
http://www.today.com/home/how-clean-mattress-t17111?cid=par-huffpost-gravity
🙁
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/28/pancake-two-legged-kitten-cat_n_7164372.html?ir=Canada+Living
Dark Side of The Mood.
http://www.businessinsider.com/people-skills-have-a-dark-side–and-were-just-now-understanding-it-2015-4
I guess if Ben Affleck can be Batman..
http://deadline.com/2015/04/green-eggs-and-ham-animated-series-netflix-ellen-degeneres-1201418260/
Why are you hitting yourself?! Huh? HUH?!
http://www.digitaljournal.com/science/how-to-control-someone-else-s-arm-with-your-brain/article/432072
Welcome to the 21st century..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/website-posts-sexually-explicit-photos-without-women-s-consent-1.3052963
So we’re just not going to take Will Smith’s advice?
http://www.ottawasun.com/2015/04/29/creepy-female-robot-yangyang-pretends-to-be-human

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PREP FOR APRIL 29TH 2015

TMZ goofed.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/2015/04/28/joni-mitchell-unconscious-unable-care-for-herself-friend-says/g0RS8zmHRF7EUgnvXGK3oL/story.html
The Baltimore Mom speaks.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/baltimore-mom-who-smacked-son-i-dont-want-him-to-be-a-freddie-gray/
Truck YEAH!
http://winnipeg.ctvnews.ca/manitoba-man-crosses-million-mile-mark-with-truck-named-bob-1.2344689
Just them and the organ player..kinda creepy.
http://deadspin.com/the-orioles-will-play-in-an-empty-stadium-1700733716?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
I don’t know why, but this makes it less lame somehow.
http://gizmodo.com/a-fake-arm-selfie-stick-only-makes-you-look-less-sad-in-1700709919
I just love the headline.
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/chamillionaire-wants-to-be-a-chabillionaire?utm_source=noiseyfbus
Take that, TIDAL!
http://www.aux.tv/2015/04/unlimited-concert-subscriptions-come-to-canada-for-25-a-month/
When Police Use FB to Catch People (the comments are the best).
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.903741669683119.1073741829.728111827246105&type=1
That’ll show em!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/ottawa-man-gives-1500-back-to-the-government-in-taxes-after-refusing-to-take-income-splitting-credit
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PREP FOR APRIL 28TH 2015

The shit they don’t teach ya in drivers ed.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/newsflash-leaving-your-keys-in-your-car-makes-it-easier-for-thieves-to-steal-it-unless-thats-what-youre-going-for
FINALLY.
http://exclaim.ca/Film/article/vanilla_ice_defends_adam_sandlers_ridiculous_six?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
A conversation starter..
http://driving.ca/auto-news/news/motor-mouth-will-working-on-your-own-car-violate-copyright-laws
Dicks.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/27/artist-penis-potholes-wanksy_n_7149810.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
That’s my favourite ninja move. *PocketShark right in the face!
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-04/27/pocket-shark
Takes a lot to get thrown out of a KFC..
http://www.973fm.com.au/entertainment/the-feed/this-mother-was-asked-to-leave-a-kfc-after-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son
Challenge excepted!
http://driving.ca/honda/auto-news/news/honda-says-its-cars-wont-crash-after-2040
LOL! Broga.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/2015/04/27/broga-yoga-for-men-is-more-macho-less-mantra
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PREP FOR APRIL 27TH 2015

WHAT’S THE POINT THEN?
http://www.slashgear.com/apple-fart-apps-not-allowed-on-apple-watch-26380838/
And couldn’t we all use more baby goats in our lives?
http://hellogiggles.com/amazon-goats/
Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/04/kanyes-illuminati-denial-proves-he-is-definitely-in-the-illuminati/
Man, even snakes getting more action than me.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/04/22/Florida-man-hospitalized-after-attempt-to-kiss-venomous-snake/5901429713932/?spt=sec&or=on
BIG VOICE GUY: You will also get to coach the Edmonton Oilers..
http://globalnews.ca/news/1960552/watch-price-is-right-contestant-wins-trip-to-edmonton/
God Bless the 90s
http://elitedaily.com/entertainment/film/disney-songs-as-r-and-b-tracks-video/1010518/
The best kind of dimples.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27188915
Well, I’m screwed.
http://www.collective-evolution.com/2014/04/11/the-effects-of-negative-emotions-on-our-health/
LEEEEET THE SUN-SHINE. LEEEET THE SUUUNUN SHINE IN. THE SUN SHINE IN.
http://www.sciencealert.com/this-alarm-wakes-you-with-warm-beams-of-light-and-lets-your-partner-sleep-in

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PREP FOR APRIL 24TH 2015

Always in the last place you look.
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/twin-found-womans-brain
Just what Hockey needs right now.
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/04/this-taco-cannon-is-coming-to-a-college-hockey-game-near-you/?fb_ref=Default
How to have a rock star wedding.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/church-bacon-offers-weddings-baptisms-5557509
How to have a rock star funeral.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/china-strippers-at-rural-funerals-749462
REEEEEEEEEMIX-YOUR STUFF IN A BOX AND LEAVE.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/04/yahoo-laid-off-1100-employees-and-called-it-a-remix-of-their-company/
Was the F word “Four” more years?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/23/thomas-mulcair-mark-warawa-f-word-swearing_n_7131478.html
And where was Harper during all of this? Oh..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/23/wardrobe-malfunction-ste_n_7131368.html
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PREP FOR APRIL 23RD 2015

MMm human cheese..
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/scientists-create-toe-belly-button-cheese-from-human-bacteria
Where was Maury when they needed him?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/dad-gets-parental-rights-shockingly-law-not-on-side-of-a-woman-who-used-turkey-baster-to-impregnate-herself
A conversation starter..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-girl-told-to-stop-reading-book-by-school-bus-driver-1.3043652
I already found mine, it’s Bruce Willis.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/how-to-find-your-doppelganger-on-facebook-there-are-7-billion-people-on-earth-chances-are-one-looks-just-like-you
Good. Left Shark belongs to us all.
http://exclaim.ca/Music/article/katy_perrys_rejected_in_attempt_to_trademark_left_shark?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
This is why I make my own coffee at home.
http://globalnews.ca/news/1955769/son-of-tim-hortons-founder-denies-sexually-assaulting-woman-on-luxury-yacht/
WHY?!
http://notable.ca/nationwide/yp-life/Heres-How-Much-YouTube-Celebrities-MakeDont-Worry-We-Cried-Too/
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PREP FOR APRIL 22ND 2015

Probably should have changed this before the Internet was invented.
http://globalnews.ca/news/1952649/saskatchewan-town-considers-changing-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan/
Stupid science ruins everything.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/loch-ness-monster-found-by-google-street-view-plunges-into-the-mystery
I’d watch it.
http://www.nme.com/news/kurt-cobain/84699
Dogs will be dogs.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/yarmouth-dogs-take-owner-s-car-for-a-joyride-outside-animal-hospital-1.3041032
LOL the Police.
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/04/what-happens-when-three-ex-cops-get-stoned-and-attempt-sobriety-tests/
I thought it was bacon. 🙁
http://www.countryliving.com/food-drinks/a35296/apple-dessert-rose/?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1453_169877803
Well bless their corporate hearts.
http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2015/04/free-coffee-starbucks-earth-day-reusable-cup-april-22/
IT WAS COMING RIGHT FOR HIM!!
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-colorado-shooting-computer-20150421-story.html

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PREP FOR APRIL 21ST 2015

How to get added to watch lists.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/04/20/how-to-see-everything-youve-ever-googled-if-youre-so-brave/?postshare=8121429553571481
Always trying to break up the Beatles.
www.aux.tv/2015/04/yoko-ono-says-ringo-starr-was-more-influential-than-paul-george-or-john/
It ain’t easy finding this kind of green.
http://www.today.com/pets/kermit-newfound-species-frog-looks-awfully-familiar-t16211
Well, my mind is made up..
http://www.therebel.media/7_things_stephen_harper_would_beat_justin_trudeau_at
How to feel like you’ve done nothing with your life.
http://supbowie.com/
God Bless her.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lmaccarthy/if-anna-kendricks-tweets-were-motivational-poster-a4cp?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.syjZLzXVWN
And Charity isn’t one of their names.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/stripping-will-now-only-be-legal-in-saskachewan-if-its-for-charity-or-community-benefit
Save a horse, sleep on someone’s couch.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/17/michael-kimmel-drunk-driving-horse_n_7087950.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
A conversation starter..
http://globalnews.ca/news/1932047/should-the-word-diet-be-banned-from-diet-sodas-consumer-group-thinks-so/?hootPostID=29b15836bf10760a96857485850e67c5
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