Monthly Archives: April 2015

PREP FOR APRIL 17TH 2015

Definitely worth a Google.
http://gizmodo.com/want-to-find-your-phone-just-google-it-1698140417?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://ottawacitizen.com/storyline/what-is-going-on-in-hintonburg
THISSSSS.
https://theshoethatgrows.org/our-story.html
What sounds do strippers make?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/stripper-school-closes-noise-pharaohs-palace_n_7074380.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Tabernac!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/toys-r-us-in-quebec-refuses-to-sell-english-only-daniel-tiger-doll-1.3031253
Does winning it come with sanitiser wipes?
https://thenib.com/meet-the-stanley-cup-704c3c5a39c8
I bet you they are giving us the finger every time the wag their tail.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cats-chat-with-us-using-tails-whiskers-and-winks/
How has he not been made a king in Sweden yet? I don’t get it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/15/ikea-monkey-needs-help-ke_n_7071190.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
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PREP FOR APRIL 16TH 2015

No way this could backfire.
http://www.nme.com/news/snoop-dogg/84567?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snoop
How are we supposed to compete with this?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/alberta-man-fights-cougar-in-his-underwear-to-save-girlfriends-dog-i-cant-believe-i-did-that
#moms.
http://mom-kids.dailymegabyte.com/mom-is-fed-kids-gadgets-really-clever/
Why can’t you play Stairway To Heaven?
http://www.aux.tv/2015/04/this-guy-made-an-album-out-of-people-trying-instruments-at-a-guitar-store/
He’s got my vote!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/jonathan-penis-742068
\m/ Metal \m/
http://morningafter.gawker.com/teen-bathes-in-pig-blood-to-preserve-youth-1697753196
Hmm..
http://earthweareone.com/life-on-mars-was-destroyed-by-nuclear-attack-says-physicist-and-we-could-be-next/
He cannot lie.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/14/michael-buble-instagram-body-shaming_n_7065082.html?ncid=txtlnkushpmg00000049
DAWW.
http://www.boredpanda.com/veterinary-nurse-cat-hugs-shelter-animals-radamenes-bydgoszcz-poland/
I’d completely forgive Duffy if George played him in a CBC TV movie of the week.
http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/christie-blatchford-was-that-wrong-mike-duffy-applies-george-costanza-defence-at-trial
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PREP FOR APRIL 15TH 2015

And now Americans know what poutine is, great.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/poutine-tornado?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.ae93X24Nw7
#dads
http://wife-gone.diply.com/go-real/mom-gone-dad-and-kid-play-on-camera-time-lapse/110609
WHY?!
http://abcnews.go.com/WNN/video/doughnut-space-30300567
No comment.
http://elitedaily.com/humor/girls-hilariously-attempt-draw-ideal-penis-size-shape-video/993208/
Some people just need to go away.
http://happyplace.someecards.com/jerks/this-woman-got-an-angry-note-after-repeatedly-parking-in-a-handicap-spot-she-was-thrilled/
Is non-existent one word or two?
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39067/watch-couples-describe-their-sex-lives-in-just-one-word/?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1440_168445618
That’ll show em!
http://globalnews.ca/news/1937648/google-maps-hack-lands-edward-snowden-in-the-middle-of-the-white-house/
Listen sent this to me tonight from her Air Canada flight.
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PREP FOR APRIL 14TH 2015

I guess Wu-Tang Clan is something ta f-wit.
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/divorce-court-man-accuses-girlfriend-of-sleeping-with-wu-tang-clan-2015134
Parents just don’t understand.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/13/pornhub-laptop-mom-smash-uk_n_7056434.html?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
Still a better love story then Twilight?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-keeps-giant-leech-pet-5492053
Cats are the worst.
http://diary.tickld.com/x/cat-dog-diary
“That might actually be the singer of Third Eye Blind” – The best.
`http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/04/drunk-singing-third-eye-blind/
Hipster starter kit.
http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/04/this-bluetooth-disc-turns-any-mp3-into-a-vinyl-record-and-it-sounds-like-the-real-mccoy/
ROCK AND ROLL!
http://www.concerthotels.com/100-years-of-rock/
Shouldn’t it be able to take 8 pictures at once?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/13/rambo-photographer-octopus-_n_7056904.html?ir=Good+News&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000023
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PREP FOR APRIL 13TH 2015

Affectionate-marriage? Isn’t that an oxymoron?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-woman-will-be-kicked-out-of-u-k-unless-she-can-prove-her-45-year-marriage-has-been-sufficiently-affectionate
Windsor, Nova Scotia: Birthplace of Hockey. Windsor, Ontario: Nicolas Cage.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/09/nicolas-cage-face-mosaic-windsor-canada_n_7035918.html
Speaking of Hockey, your 2015 Stanley Cup Champions:
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=762687
Your move anti Vaxxers..
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-32274107
Some of this is true.
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/mans-relationship-with-female-body
Dark scary stuff.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/dont-tell-on-me-10-year-old-sounded-scared-but-excited-when-he-talked-about-killing-boy-inquest-told
Coming this fall to TLC.
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/04/watch-these-people-ask-their-parents-awkward-sex-questions-during-a-game-of-truth-or-drink/
We’ve all been there. 🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/1932646/alberta-boys-heartbreaking-goodbye-to-dead-goldfish-goes-viral/
A conversation starter..
https://ca.shine.yahoo.com/giving-a-kid-a-cell-phone–how-young-is-too-young-211038659.html
Well, that’s a first.
http://globalnews.ca/news/1934062/sword-used-in-regina-home-invasion/

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PREP FOR APRIL 10TH 2015

Classic Alberta.
http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/research-suggests-albertas-tyrannosaurs-fought-ate-each-other
Placenta Shot Put!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/02/labor-games-tlc-game-show_n_6993926.html?cps=gravity_2377_-8183716155603313206
Really, I think we have teenage boys to thank for this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/09/jennifer-lopez-google-image-search_n_7033564.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-style
NOW we’re talking..
http://www.cnet.com/news/the-netflix-watch-is-the-only-wearable-you-need/
Bellville? What the hellville?
http://www.whitecourtstar.com/2015/04/09/lucky-tim-hortons-in-belleville-has-sold-three-car-winning-cups-in-roll-up-contest
Son-of-a-who-knows.
http://www.thestar.com/life/health_wellness/2015/04/09/us-sperm-bank-sued-by-canadian-couple-says-it-didnt-verify-donor-information.html
This will end well..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/09/rcmp-urges-albertans-to-c_n_7028518.html?&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
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PREP FOR APRIL 9TH 2015

SAY WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/04/08/nutella-tim-hortons_n_7027814.html
Worth it.
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/feb/25/fried-grilled-meat-risk-diabetes-dementia-glycotoxins
$300 ON HAIR AND MAKEUP?! HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE HAIR!
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/04/07/6-things-suspended-senator-mike-duffy-bought-according-to-the-crown.html
Motivational.
https://gofuckingdoit.com/
What are the other 52% doing with their lives?
http://www.ecanadanow.com/48-percent-of-english-canadians-now-using-netflix/93642/
There goes my hero..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/man-lugs-a-second-hand-teal-armchair-across-canada-from-ontario-and-b-c-and-documents-the-whole-journey
And I can barely do my pants up after the Easter Long Weekend..
http://globalnews.ca/news/1927522/heres-what-doctors-have-to-say-about-pregnant-model-with-six-pack-abs/
“Clicked on the wrong link” – Every guy at some point in their life.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/vancouver-island-teacher-inappropriate-video-in-class-736781
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PREP FOR APRIL 8TH 2015

A conversation starter..
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/04/06/men-and-women-differ-over-whether-they-would-have-killed-hitler/25354643/
Isn’t that the point?
http://www.inquisitr.com/1982784/new-study-15-percent-friends-with-benefits-relationships-serious/
I don’t even know 17 women, what am I doing with my life?!
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/04/meet-the-man-who-almost-got-away-with-having-17-girlfriends/
But try and explain that to your kids.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/kathy-kaufield/easter_b_5166382.html
OR, don’t drink light beer?
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/04/06/make-light-beer-taste-better-with-hop-infused-tea-bags/
wat.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-meyer/chinese-lumberjack-alien_b_6986618.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird+News
Worth it.
http://news.yahoo.com/canadians-2-000-mile-trip-kentucky-fried-chicken-155909522.html
Bamboo chicka-wawa
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/panda-love-735089
All I hear is Stewie.
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/meet-the-20-year-old-girl-who-wrote-rihannas-bitch-better-have-my-money

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