Monthly Archives: May 2015

PREP FOR MAY 29TH 2015

yes!
http://www.dailydot.com/technology/play-retro-video-games-phone/?fb=dd
YES!!
http://www.avclub.com/article/screentendo-turns-desktops-playable-mario-levels-219974
The Winter that just won’t die.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/boston-plagued-by-lingering-snow-piles-that-have-turned-into-towering-garbage-mountains
Is this the new IBC? Do we all need to make a video?
http://time.com/3898081/funniest-charlie-charlie-challenge-videos/
“Down below the truth is lying beneath the river bed.”
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/chris-cornell-returns-to-australia-to-face-his-fears-about-deep-water/
Aww.
http://imgur.com/gallery/Vu7f7QO
Not that fact that teaching sex ed is constantly being fought..
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/may/28/hookup-apps-stds-tinder-grindr
Just shut er down, this isn’t the piece of technology we need.
http://www.geek.com/apple/canadian-man-fined-120-for-using-his-apple-watch-while-driving-1623841/
A conversation starter..
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2015/05/28/scientists-have-few-clues-to-solve-500000-year-old-murder.html

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PREP FOR MAY 28TH 2015

Dinner and a movie!
http://www.engadget.com/2015/05/27/pizza-hut-projector-box/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget&%3Fncid=rss_full
Probably some good Harper jokes with this one.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/health/women/Drug+boost+women+drive+struggles+government+approval/11086553/story.html
5? Who the eff drinks 5 expressos a day?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/five-espressos-a-day-eu-food-agency-says-stop-there/article24636920/
Why can’t we just leave space alone?
http://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/science-world/countdown-begins-for-mission-to-discover-whether-there-is-life-on-jupiters-mysterious-moon-europa-333174.html
Hot.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/26/porn-actors-in-california-may-have-to-wear-protective-eye-gear-under-new-laws-5216636/
Slow clap for the wolfman.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/05/27/barrie-werewolf-arrested_n_7451262.html
All the single ladies..
http://www.catster.com/cat-behavior/how-to-talk-to-your-cat
And this is the world we’re living in.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2021043/tired-of-seeing-a-fake-nude-of-herself-being-shared-online-b-c-woman-takes-action/?hootPostID=012b89824b765c3a20626ef095cc9fe5
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PREP FOR MA7 27TH 2015

Crime does pay!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/criminal-facelifts-filmmakers-try-to-track-prisoners-who-received-1960s-plastic-surgery
Water, or as Americans call it, beer.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/11628843/Swap-tea-and-smoothies-for-more-water-to-beat-fatigue-say-experts.html
I’m not socially awkward, I’m just too busy being brilliant.
http://www.thinkinghumanity.com/2015/05/social-anxiety-may-be-associated-with-high-iq-and-empathetic-ability.html?%2BJustice%21%29&m=1
A conversation starter..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2018055/cruelty-or-dinner-why-a-danish-radio-host-beat-a-rabbit-to-death-on-air/
Why do we continue to encourage these people? It’s not going to happen.
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/new-polarmars-colony-project-planning-first-martian-born-humans/51633/
Surprised it took this long, also this is how to get on people’s lists.
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/its-just-like-a-winery-tour-but-with-bongs/story-fnjpja3r-1227369121675
Duck faces?
http://www.thestar.com/life/2015/05/26/what-photos-are-social-media-users-drawn-to.html
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PREP FOR MAY 26TH 2015

This is so poetic.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/249688/watch-a-piece-of-meat-swipe-right-on-tinder-forever/
Hilarious and clever?!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/new-study-shows-what-your-facebook-updates-really-say-about-you
Here we go..
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/daughters-of-blues-legend-bb-king-claim-he-was-poisoned-by-two-of-his-closest-aides/story-fnilxh2p-1227369467739
Snoop knows what time it is.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/the-snoop-dogg-420-lockscreen-for-ios/
Better than most things kids do these days..
http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/05/25/charlie-charlie-challenge-summon-demon-twitter-videos/
A student with thousands of dollars and a used textbook? I dunno. Sounds sketchy.
http://metronews.ca/news/halifax/1377548/claim-your-cash-police-looking-for-owner-of-large-sum-found-tucked-into-old-textbook/
Do not try the multi-player mode!
http://www.thestar.com/business/tech_news/2015/05/22/pee-powered-urinal-ads-aim-to-capture-a-new-stream-of-revenue.html

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PREP FOR MAY 25TH 2015

Everybody dance!
http://www.unilad.co.uk/video/dancing-man-finally-gets-his-party-in-la-this-weekend/
What’s the point then?
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-turn-down-fuller-house-20150523#ixzz3azzW5RbK
I dunno, I’d say they have it pretty good.
http://moderndogmagazine.com/articles/12-things-humans-do-annoy-dogs/78039
For CalGARY.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/05/22/100-days-of-newfoundland-tara-feener_n_7343340.html
Big Brother is watching.
http://www.iflscience.com/could-you-be-next-face-litter
hmm..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/23/seinfeld-easter-egg_n_7426388.html?ir=Canada
Just in case you were bored of just normally looking at things.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/23/bionic-lens-could-make-your-sight-three-times-better-than-2020-5211583/
And now I’m hungry..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/05/22/poutine-wedding-cake-quebec-patate-mallette_n_7425516.html
About time.
http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2015/05/23/the-bandage-that-can-predict-the-wound.html
Hmm..
https://www.facebook.com/YesThatKevinSmith/posts/10152770595521930

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PREP FOR MAY 22ND 2015

God bless Curtis and his new hat.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/do-you-know-about-curts-new-hat?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpgm#.mhzrMeEZGw
I wonder if there will be any soul music bands there.
http://chicagoist.com/2015/05/19/chicago_area_to_get_festival_devote.php
Can this be a thing? Can we turn this into a sport/reality tv show?!
http://www.crashandmars.com/man-swats-away-bouquet-to-prevent-his-girlfriend-from-catching-it/
Political “humour.”
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/canadian-political-memoir-generator-what-will-your-book-be-called
That’ll show em!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2011036/watch-man-gets-naked-in-frustration-due-to-overbooked-flight/?hootPostID=e6b93c70c795324e89eeafaed955864e
So Canadian.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/eugene-melnyk-s-anonymous-liver-donor-just-wants-sens-to-win-stanley-cup-1.3081651
Aww, it gives them cat-scans.
http://www.cochranetimes.com/2015/05/21/cat-saved-from-fire-now-comforts-injured-animals-at-hospital
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PREP FOR MAY 21ST 2015

Common now, CalGARY!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/tour-company-apologizes-for-map-that-mixes-newfoundland-and-cape-breton-1.3080072
Speaking of the East Coast, we don’t mess around when it comes to tie breakers.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/most-provinces-hold-a-by-election-when-vote-ends-in-a-tie-not-p-e-i-they-flip-a-coin
Am I the only one who enjoys the taste of coffee?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/05/19/caffeine-vaporizer-eagle-energy_n_7336368.html?&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
Finally, some good Simpsons news.
http://www.torontosun.com/2015/05/20/the-simpsons-beer-launching-worldwide
But it’s their right as tiny Americans!
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/418635/boy-scouts-ban-water-gun-fights-because-squirt-guns-are-simulated-firearms-katherine
Miley Cyrus is the most rock and roll thing happening today, as much as that pains me to say.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/19/miley-cyrus-blowfish-song_n_7315944.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024
I wish I had a brother..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/19/fart-symphony-video_n_7313558.html?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000025

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My First and Last Top Ten List.

Doug Ralph: In honour of David Letterman doing his final show tonight, let’s do a top ten list!

The Top 10 Things Overheard In The Valley:

10. “I’m from Hants County.”
9. “Did you just hear what buddy said on the House Party?”
8. “I’m from Greenwood, not Kingston!”
7. “I’m from Kingston, not Greenwood!”
6. “!@% it, it’s Apple Blossom!”
5. “Not sure if that’s the Look Off, or the edge of a pothole.”
4. “You can’t turn right in Kentville!”
3. _________________________________________.
2 _________________________________________.
1. _________________________________________.

What else should be on there? Help me finish the list!

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PREP FOR MAY 20TH 2015

At least their fingers get a work out?
http://www.theverge.com/2015/5/19/8624295/kfc-tray-typer-wireless-bluetooth-keyboard
Anyone else figure the Earth’s flag would be cooler?
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-05/19/flag-for-earth
Science is drunk.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/music/nickelback-more-intelligent-than-foo-fighters-study-says
This weeks must see cat video.
http://happyplace.someecards.com/summer/ive-watched-this-video-of-a-cat-getting-brain-freeze-from-ice-cream-20-times/
Remember last week when the Killers weren’t weird?
http://www.aux.tv/2015/05/brandon-flowers-admits-he-keeps-his-shaved-facial-hair-in-a-bag/
Take that Fallon!
http://mentalfloss.com/article/63979/23-things-david-letterman-invented
Woopsies!
http://gizmodo.com/paypal-has-to-pay-25-million-for-being-sketchy-as-hell-1705630163
A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/kris-constable/facebook-privacy-policy_b_7298084.html
..But tell me more about why sex ed is evil..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/karyn-pickles/sexual-bullying_b_7277210.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-parents
I used to do this with Itunes.
http://www.drrrunkshopping.com/

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PREP FOR MAY 19TH 2015

Why aren’t they this entertaining in real life?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/05/14/baby-passport-photos_n_7278568.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
God bless the internet.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/05/this-weird-jamiroquai-game-takes-you-right-back-to-the-90s/
I’ve been saying this for years.
http://www.omgfacts.com/lists/15668/You-will-definitely-want-to-stop-eating-Nutella-after-this-You-ll-thank-us-later
Mom Smash.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/05/12/toddler-tantrum_n_7268322.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-parents
Why can’t we just do this with all roads?
http://gizmodo.com/this-crumbling-abandoned-highway-overpass-is-becoming-1704449789
Cause that’s the only thing stopping us from doing heroin.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/azeenghorayshi/home-brew-heroin?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpkt#4ldqpkt
Sugar boxes.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/health-canada-appears-poised-to-cut-fruit-juice-from-nutrition-guide
What haven’t the Russians been sanctioned for?
http://metronews.ca/sports/1371576/russians-could-be-sanctioned-for-snubbing-canadian-anthem/
LOL!
http://www.nme.com/news/the-killers/85490/?recache=2
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