Monthly Archives: June 2015

PREP FOR JUNE 30TH 2015

Hmm..
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/chomsky-krauss-space-science-qa
Meanwhile in Ottawa.
http://www.ottawasun.com/2015/06/26/2-fined-490-for-eating-cereal-behind-the-wheel
Or DJ’s..
http://www.elephantjournal.com/2015/06/the-world-does-not-need-more-yoga-teachers/
Handstands are all you need.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/paul-mccartneys-tips-staying-fit-5788063
Scary.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/small-plane-crashes-into-house-killing-three-on-board-and-engulfing-home-in-flames
Always Be My Baby.
http://www.dose.com/lists/21814/19-Hardcore-Rockers-Are-Forced-to-Admit-Their-Favorite-Pop-Songs-ab660-2
UGH. My life this summer.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/personal-finance/household-finances/bridesmaids-increasingly-feeling-the-financial-pinch-of-weddings/article25088937/
Trailer Park Boys!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/06/28/ukrainians-clamour-for-ca_n_7681578.html
That was exactly what I needed today..
http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/birdyonce-is-exactly-what-you-need-today/
#TBT
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/06/29/from-antennas-to-swipe-sc_n_7687588.html
LOL!
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tags-clothing-labels/
If this turd finds love before me, I give up.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/in-search-for-prince-charming-luka-magnotta-joins-dating-site-for-prisoners/article25179573/?click=sf_globefb

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PREP FOR JUNE 29TH 2015

Is this the real life?
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/watch-kanye-west-cover-queens-bohemian-rhapsody-20150628#ixzz3eMXcLk77
The ISIS on the cake.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/walmart-apologizes-for-making-isis-flag-cake-after-denying-request-for-confederate-flag/
Welcome to the OOL.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/pee-chlorine-red-eyes-swimming-pools-cdc-1.3127865
You’d think they’d of known this would happen.
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/06/this-seinfeld-fan-broke-the-door-to-jerrys-replica-apartment-while-attempting-a-kramer-entrance/
Who hasn’t though..
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Ever%2Bseen%2Bsomeone%2Bwith%2Btheir%2Bhead%2Bstuck%2Bin%2Ba%2Btrash%2Bcan%253f%2BNow%2Byou%2Bhave%252c%2Band%2Bit%27s%2Bhilarious&id=547168
Well, this is depressing..
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/12/22/upshot/what-2000-calories-looks-like.html?WT.mc_id=2015-MAY-KWP-INTL_AUD_DEV-0503-0531&WT.mc_ev=click&ad-keywords=IntlAudDev&kwp_0=20936&kwp_4=136224&kwp_1=158126&_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0
But ya, let’s send people to Mars.
http://time.com/3939166/spacex-rocket-explode/?xid=tcoshare
BREAKING NEWS:
http://gawker.com/cnn-mistakes-isis-style-dildo-flag-at-pride-parade-for-1714409153?rev=1435436550575&utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Worth it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/06/28/canada-day-bbq-prices_n_7673178.html

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PREP FOR JUNE 26TH 2015

Oh my.
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/24/8840759/come-on-our-girls-soccer-banner-england-bend-it-like-beckham
Just like us and Taco Bell.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3137235/A-bitter-quill-swallow-Python-tries-bite-chew-eating-PORCUPINE-dies-spikes-puncture-insides.html
There goes my hero..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/22/naked-man-pours-milk-on-himself-video_n_7635682.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
I spoke too soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaBMmg-hdcc
And now I can’t vote NDP, great.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/06/25/ndp-taylor-swift-fundraising-email_n_7667088.html?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
Maybe some people prefer the no-pants/work life!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/homeless-man-who-turned-in-2k-refuses-fundraising-cash-1.3127636?cmp=rss
A feel good Friday story!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/economy/canadas-misery-index/article25112820/?click=sf_globefb
So glad cameras didn’t exist when I was in high school.
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PREP FOR JUNE 26 2015

A conversation starter..
http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com%2F%2Fnews%2Fcanada%2Fparents-angry-after-eight-year-old-daughter-told-to-cover-up-and-put-on-a-top-at-city-pool
CUTE!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/23/bear-man-ankle_n_7646614.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Awkward..
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/smart-condom-change-color-sti-photos/1089055/
How are kids so smart?
http://www.businessinsider.com/a-17-year-old-invented-vetigel-stops-bleeding-instantly-2015-6
Meanwhile in NFLD..
https://www.facebook.com/NewfoundlandLabradorTourism/photos/a.154170073781.148368.11604338781/10154110335648782/?type=1&theater
#TBT
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/24/riot-kiss-photo-couple-now_n_7646244.html?ir=Canada+British+Columbia
Beyonce deserves these boos.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/bets-are-being-made-that-kanye-will-be-booed-off-stage-at-glastonbury/
DON’T TOUCH US!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/06/07/canada-us-border-video_n_3402435.html
Important.
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7025374/somebody-added-special-effects-to-this-video-of-a-bat-fighting-a-crocodile
If it cuts pizza too, I’m in!
http://gizmodo.com/this-crazy-vertical-turntable-is-the-best-way-to-show-o-1713529238?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Oh great, more ways for me to be rejected..
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/tinder-working-on-video-dating-features-10335784.html

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PREP FOR JUNE 24TH 2015

#TBT
http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/witness-the-ludicrous-history-of-hip-hop-themed-mcdonalds-ads/
Dogs>People.
http://blog.auntyacid.com/get-rid-of-the-dog/
Perfect for this generation.
http://mashable.com/2015/06/22/binder-breakup-app/
A conversation starter..
http://www.macleans.ca/culture/movies/star-wars-sucks-there-we-said-it/
Margarittaville.
http://www.azfamily.com/story/29362281/for-adults-only-sexy-boozy-summer-sleep-away-camp?autostart=false
Why can’t my fat fingers accidently win me something real?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/cpp-phone-line-misdial-could-win-you-a-caribbean-cruise-1.3120292
Ironically, I couldn’t be bothered to read this, but I’m sure something’s there.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/a-new-theory-of-distraction?utm_source=pocket&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pockethits
Several decades later, when people barely use email.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/better-off-dad-the-biological-changes-of-fatherhood
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PREP FOR JUNE 23RD 2015

Why can’t you ever find something like this at a yard sale?
http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/this_guy_spent_six_years_knitting_a_super_mario_bros._3_map
I blame the rich.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3131891/The-sixth-mass-extinction-officially-begun-threaten-humanity-s-existence-scientists-warn.html?ito=social-facebook
Should be kicked out of Canada.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/man-arrested-for-pouring-syrup-on-sidewalk-1.3120055
Should be brought into Canada.
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2015/06/what-if-nfl-logos-were-canadian/5/
Why?
https://instagram.com/p/4GW08JmEQJ/
A great story until you start reading the comments.
http://news.nationalpost.com/sports/mlb/teenage-girl-from-france-eligible-to-sign-with-mlb-team-after-becoming-first-female-player-added-to-international-registration-list
Paris approves of our lives!
http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/paris-hilton-might-be-a-vintage-radio-enthusiast-and-a-nice-person/
Makes sense.
http://mashable.com/2015/06/22/beer-mens-grooming-carlsberg/
I wonder if Kanye lets you finish (your meal).
http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/kanye-west-and-outkast-had-a-lovely-waffle-house-visit/
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PREP FOR JUNE 22ND 2015

Scientists are trying to kill us.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/17/taking-lsd-for-breakfast-can-make-you-better-at-your-job-scientist-claims-5250573/
Makes sense.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/norma-from-orange-is-the-new-black-used-to-front-a-punk-band/
A Father’s Day gift that we can all use.
http://www.cnet.com/news/turn-your-dad-into-a-walking-hotspot-with-tiefi/
Techno is weird.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bryan-cranston-resurrects-walter-white-at-electric-daisy-carnival-20150621#ixzz3djXF90NG
This kid..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/keegan-kelly-11-planning-160-km-walk-for-the-environment-1.3121902?cmp=rss
Perhaps they should settle it on the rink.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/putin-ready-to-sit-at-the-table-with-g7-leaders-again-says-harper-will-just-have-to-accept-it
For that person with everything.
http://www.fromquarkstoquasars.com/now-you-can-get-your-loved-one-a-crater-on-mars/
Fun!
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/16-million-year-old-monster-bat-walked-on-all-fours/
And I’m never going to ride a ferris wheel again.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/two-people-injured-after-falling-off-ferris-wheel-at-quebec-music-festival-1.2433450

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PREP FOR JUNE 19TH 2015

#WearPlaidForDad
http://www.shalomlife.com/health/29384/wear-plaid-for-dad-to-end-prostate-cancer/
That’ll show her!
http://mashable.com/2015/06/18/divorce-cuts-half-of-belongings/
Oh my..
https://canmushroomssavetheplanet.wordpress.com/2013/07/30/can-an-orgasm-be-caused-by-the-scent-of-a-mushroom-the-stinkhorn-mushroom/
People are the worst.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/mom-outraged-after-daughter-s-photo-used-in-ad-for-genetic-screening-1.2428081
Bears, they’re just like us!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/thirsty-bear-raids-familys-beer-5893438
Topical.
http://mashable.com/2015/06/17/jurassic-world-wiener-dogs/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link
Clean less, live longer!
http://montrealgazette.com/health/cleaning-products-increase-indoor-air-pollution-environmental-group
And then they were, FIRED.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/donald-trumps-campaign-paid-actors-50-to-support-the-presidential-candidate
Why hasn’t this been a thing already?!
http://smileshappen.org/apple-pie-tacos/
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PREP FOR JUNE 18TH 2015

There goes my here..
http://www.lifebuzz.com/food-hats/?p=1&fp=cbm&utm_source=TwitterTraffic&utm_medium=world&utm_campaign=CMTwitter
Worth it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/06/16/motorcycle-involved-in-po_n_7598876.html?&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
Is there danger pay for having to walk around lego on the ground?
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2015/06/13/22451056.html?sc_ref=facebook
A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/06/15/bar-marco-no-tips-restaurant_n_7586244.html
An incredible talent that is completely useless.
http://www.break.com/video/this-woman-can-limbo-right-under-a-car-2865695
Men are weird.
http://nypost.com/2015/06/14/my-boss-grabbed-my-crotch-and-broke-my-testicle/
Kids say the darndest things.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/06/15/funny-fathers-day-cards_n_7547214.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
God bless us.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-program-aims-to-give-20000-homeless-people-a-permanent-residence-by-2018
WHY?!
http://www.thatisnewtome.com/2010/08/whisky-made-from-diabetics-pee.html
Everything about the 90’s I wanted to forget, ALL IN ONE PLACE?!
http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/90s-fest-is-another-friendly-reminder-that-were-all-aging-rapidly/
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PREP FOR JUNE 16TH 2015

What do they put frozen pizza’s in then?
http://www.theplaidzebra.com/zero-waste-grocery-store-no-packaging-plastic-big-name-brands/
With Nutella perhaps?!
http://www.betterrecipes.com/blogs/daily-dish/2013/01/29/best-banana-bread-ever-peanut-butter-cup-banana-bread/
Shouldn’t we be eating futuristic paste by now, it’s 2015!
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/16/upshot/to-lose-weight-eating-less-is-far-more-important-than-exercising-more.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=1&abt=0002&abg=0
Oh..
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2015/06/15/soylent-the-popular-meal-replacement-comes-to-canada.html
Sorry about that.
http://www.torontosun.com/2015/06/16/canadian-mens-drinking-smoking-weight-issues-cost-economy-36b-a-year-study
Can’t argue science.
http://www.redpepper.co.ug/staring-at-boobs-extends-male-life-by-5-years/
DO FREEBIRD NEXT!!
http://wgntv.com/2015/06/16/blackhawks-sing-we-are-the-champions-in-locker-room/
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