Monthly Archives: July 2015

PREP FOR JULY 23RD 2015

Why aren’t people freaking out about this, I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED?!
http://mashable.com/2015/07/22/space-jam-2-lebron-james-warner-brothers/
#ThugLife
http://www.boredpanda.com/rebel-grandmother-tattoo-escape-care-home/
Back in my day, these were called markers!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/07/21/inkbox-temporary-tattoos_n_7841332.html
Why not..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/clowns-are-latest-beauty-inspiration-according-to-new-viral-makeup-trend-1.2479318
Better stick to FM/AM.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/someone-just-hacked-a-jeep-through-its-radio/
Makes sense.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/marijuana-found-growing-in-vancouver-traffic-circle-1.3161158
Smarter than your average beer drinking.
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/national/picky-bear-drinks-36-beers-leaves-busch-someone-el/nm4mz/
Interesting. I guess.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/want-know-your-ears-pop-6105689
Is it weird that I want more of this?
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/ray-romano-sings-the-ramones/
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PREP FOR JULY 22ND 2015

And live with their parents..
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/07/20/men-who-harass-women-online-are-quite-literally-losers-new-study-finds/
Both creepy and breathtaking.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/12/06/first-photo-of-canada-niagara-falls_n_4399971.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.vice.com/read/a-new-study-says-weed-can-help-broken-bones-heal-faster-vgtrn-950
Maybe mass extinction wasn’t such a bad thing.
http://time.com/3962406/dinosaur-velociraptor-wings-feathers/
Bacon always wins.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/glamorous-pig-upsets-odds-win-6100849
Meanwhile in Saskatchewan..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/saskatchewan-man-files-human-rights-complaint-over-negative-media-coverage-of-confederate-flag
When are cats not the boss?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boss-cat_55ac74a8e4b065dfe89ea0da?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
It’s not Dinosaurs doing Hypnotize, but still pretty good.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/07/miss-piggy-crushes-rihannas-bitch-better-have-my-money/
This is mean and strangely addictive.
http://time.com/3966291/donald-trump-insult-generator/
SEA RABBITS!!
http://rapidnewsnetwork.com/cute-sea-bunnies-are-latest-internet-rage-and-for-good-reason/81010/
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PREP FOR JULY 2IST 2015

Soon we won’t need Paris Hilton’s.
http://djtechtools.com/2015/07/16/scratchbot-a-robot-dj-that-can-scratch-and-cut-records/\
WHY?!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/gardener-sells-toenails-ebay-after-6082146
From the country that is still governed by a royal family.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/amazing-its-still-illegal-to-rip-cds-in-the-uk/
A conversation starter..
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/diner-owner-not-sorry-for-yelling-at-noisy-toddler-it-made-her-shut-up-which-made-me-happy/
Makes sense.
http://www.avclub.com/article/minions-way-too-dumb-be-female-according-dumb-male-222581
Because they’re hungry!
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/science-hangry-or-why-some-people-get-grumpy-when-they-re-hungry
I give up.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/07/20/magnotta-quits-inmate-dating-site-after-finding-what-he-was-looking-for-creator_n_7836286.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
Seriously?!
http://www.kingstonregion.com/news-story/5738594-dangerous-wild-parsnip-growing-rampant-in-eastern-ontario/
It’s just air and tears.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/07/20/lululemon-beer_n_7835092.html
This was invented by a man.
http://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-get-out-of-the-dog-house-day-third-monday-in-july/

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PREP FOR JULY 20TH 2015

Whoops.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/nutrition/25-foods-men-shouldnt-eat/ss-AAcJJZG#image=27

http://metronews.ca/news/ottawa/1428664/kingston-teacher-being-investigated-for-violent-facebook-comments/#
Oh goodie.
http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/new-form-of-invasive-flesh-eating-bacteria-strain-found-1.2476663
You can’t win.
http://www.digitaljournal.com/life/food/the-hidden-health-dangers-of-kale-have-been-revealed/article/438771
Maybe I’ll just sleep in my car..
http://www.straitstimes.com/multimedia/photos/push-the-staffs-right-buttons
WOO?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/will-sacks/talk-about-sex_b_7813306.html
The best hangover cure is to never stop drinking.
http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/a36444/vermouth-cocktail-recipe/?src=spr_TWITTER&spr_id=1456_209540622
At least she was recycling.
http://metronews.ca/news/vancouver/1429469/b-c-woman-gets-90-days-for-trying-to-rob-store-with-her-resume/

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PREP FOR JULY 17TH 2015

Who hasn’t though?
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502
WHY NETFLIX WHY?!
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/jul/15/netflix-second-quarter-results-higher-priced-plans
Probably a better driver than most ‘eligible’ drivers.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/sask-dad-charged-with-letting-8-year-old-boy-drive-truck-1.2471365
In Jersey? Are there water slides tolls ever 20 ft?
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/07/15/worlds-longest-inflatable-water-slide-makes-us-debut/
The realist Vine ever.
http://vinescope.com/v/1973
A conversation starter..
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/mum-refuses-to-break-into-expensive-bmw-to-save-112051946.html
Thanks, Obama..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/15/pamela-downs_n_7797120.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
The future is tasty.
http://m.ibnlive.com/news/tech/soon-you-could-3d-print-your-own-customized-pizza-1020484.html
BEYONCE deserves to be compared to Jagger.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/music/rolling-stones-the-original-kanye-west-prove-showmanship-trumps-controvercy-in-final-zip-code-performance
I’m #burntman.
http://www.cnet.com/news/the-latest-glorious-selfie-trend-sunburn-art/#ftag=CAD590a51e
THIS. You cut me from fb, you’re cut from my life.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/facebook-unfriending-why-you-should-think-twice-1.3154487
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PREP FOR JULY 16TH 2015

You’re on thiN ice science..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/story-about-an-imminent-mini-ice-age-may-be-trending-on-social-media-but-its-not-true
Makes sense.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/13/lebowski-fest-founder-will-russell-arrested-_n_7787352.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Where were these when I was in High School?
http://www.getbloxers.com/
Yet if I were to try this, security would be called right away.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/08/knox-date-wait-nyc-subway_n_7745754.html?cps=gravity_2082_-3727860699661180474
WHY?!
http://mashable.com/2015/07/15/twinkle-tush-cat-butt-jewel/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link
IMPORTANT.
http://www.eatliver.com/diy-trump-cat/#more-10470
Why is it cheaper for me to go to this than my own friends weddings?
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/sebastian-bach-wedding-reception/
And buildings made out of Lego?!
http://driving.ca/auto-news/news/roads-of-the-future-could-be-made-out-of-plastic
#blessed.
http://www.straight.com/blogra/488641/conservative-mp-compares-stephen-harper-government-jesus-inspiring-hilarious-cpcjesus
Summer Balaclavas!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/life-video/video-chinas-face-kini-gets-a-new-design/article25514470/?click=sf_globefb
Who hasn’t though?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/07/14/calgary-lottery-winner-sa_n_7796096.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-alberta&ir=Canada+Alberta&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
A conversation starter..
https://www.policyalternatives.ca/newsroom/news-releases/study-reveals-best-and-worst-cities-be-woman-canada
This explains everything..
http://www.citynews.ca/2015/07/15/tory-mistakenly-calls-kanye-a-proud-product-of-torontos-music-industry/
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PREP FOR JULY 15TH 2015

Bit of a stretch.
http://mashable.com/2015/07/13/pluto-dog-on-pluto-planet/
What could possibly go wrong?
http://exclaim.ca/Music/article/kid_rock_ted_nugent_team_up_for_confederate_flag_song?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
Don’t get too excited, it will be American beer afterall.
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/the-simpsons-to-brew-actual-officially-licensed-duff-beer-20150712#ixzz3fhNYtrPF
Ontario plates in Quebec.. Just me?
http://driving.ca/auto-news/news/top-reasons-youll-be-pulled-over-by-police-this-summer
I’ll stick to Badminton.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/07/10/sports/tennis/facing-a-150-mph-tennis-serve.html?smid=pl-share&_r=0
Important.
http://munchies.vice.com/articles/the-munchies-guide-to-sneaking-alcohol-into-a-festival?utm_source=munchiesfbus
Porn Stars, the real hero’s.
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2015/07/10/22499736.html
BEHEAD HIM!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/woman-dressed-as-wench-chases-down-man-who-allegedly-stole-knights-sword-at-colorado-renaissance-fair
I was the same way when I worked at Timmies.
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/politics/one-third-of-public-service-executives-have-mentally-checked-out-study-suggests
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PREP FOR JULY 14TH 2015

Finally, fashion for the lazy man.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//report-on-business/small-business/sb-money/these-dressy-sweatpants-are-killing-it-on-kickstarter/article25412961/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
No idea if the link will still work, but you can watch bears it fish LIVE!
http://explore.org/live-cams/player/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams
Just invent something that can detect Dorito breath!
http://www.torontosun.com/2015/07/13/race-on-to-develop-pot-breathalyzer
LOL! Yes, and me being awkward around women is a strategic dating move.
http://ca.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idCAKCN0PN1VV20150714
They want revenge.
http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/cows-asked-to-moove-away-from-wife-s-bmw-1.2467354
Can’t wait to pretend to read this one too!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/long-awaited-to-kill-a-mockingbird-follow-up-hits-shelves-tuesday/article25486991/?click=sf_globefb
This counts as a smoothy, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msrSkTtLqgo&feature=share
I feel like this news would have a bigger impact if they told us in winter.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/winter-coming-mini-ice-age-122225887.html
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PREP FOR JULY 13TH 2015

Isn’t beer more expensive than gas?
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/new-zealand-just-worked-out-how-to-run-your-car-on-beer?utm_source=vicefbca
Woo?!
http://movieweb.com/goonies-2-happening-with-entire-cast-set-to-return/
Famous last words.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/04/man-killed-after-ignoring-warning-signs-and-jumping-into-crocodile-infested-water-5280177/
Weird and touching at the same time.
http://ca.eonline.com/news/674881/minnesota-man-walks-over-600-miles-to-comic-con-dressed-in-star-wars-stormtrooper-costume-to-honor-late-wife?fb_ref=Default
Does that mean that Nexflix is great for you?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/you-might-think-that-but-we-couldnt-possibly-comment?bffbpolitics&utm_term=4ldqpht#.reWp5jdDwX
And now I hate her.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/you-might-think-that-but-we-couldnt-possibly-comment?bffbpolitics&utm_term=4ldqpht#.reWp5jdDwX
They won’t stop until we all have heart attacks.
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/
Why wasn’t there already a stop outside the pub?http://www.eastgrinsteadcourier.co.uk/Landlord-borrowed-bus-stop-outside-pub-amazed/story-26847504-detail/story.html
Meanwhile in Saskatchewan..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/craven-country-jamboree-confederate-flags-822421
Makes sense.
http://www.cnet.com/news/most-people-think-they-check-their-smartphones-less-than-others-do-says-survey/#ftag=CAD590a51e
Video dictionary.
http://saywhatyo.com/
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/pineapple-weed-is-an-unlikely-treat-1.3146335
I prevent moldy berries buy ordering a pizza instead.
http://www.goodshomedesign.com/how-to-prevent-moldy-berries/
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PREP FOR JULY 11TH 2015

New Brunswick wins!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/beer-freezies-being-brewed-up-in-fredericton-1.3143903
Sounds like a George Costanza festival.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/pearl-jam-beyonce-coldplay-ed-sheeran-to-play-global-citizen-fest-20150709
Whoops!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/07/08/error-turns-into-11-mil_n_7757416.html?&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
What could possibly go wrong?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-health/11646385/Contraception-Male-Pill-is-coming-and-its-going-to-change-everything.html
Who hasn’t though?
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/ariana-grande-apologizes-for-licking-donuts-hating-america
THE GREATEST THING EVER.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/07/this-shovel-falling-to-the-tune-of-smells-like-teen-spirit-is-oddly-spectacular/
Just like that bad guy from Terminator!
http://www.forbes.com/fdc/welcome_mjx.shtml
Won’t somebody please think of the Bees?!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/climate-change-is-killing-off-bumblebees-study-1.3145014
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