Monthly Archives: August 2015

PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 1ST 2015

THE WORST. #ThankYouChrome.
http://money.cnn.com/2015/08/28/technology/google-chrome-tab-sounds/index.html?iid=obnetwork
Not safe for anywhere.
http://www.iflscience.com/junkoff-0
Size does matter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mexican-man-says-he-has-worlds-longest-penis-and-hes-miserable_55e0c28ae4b0b7a963390e0b?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
It’s not a hangover cure if you don’t get a hangover. Stupid scientists.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/hangover-cures-the-only-way-to-avoid-suffering-the-morning-after-is-to-drink-less-alcohol-say-scientists-10477939.html
God bless drone Superman.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/london-is-being-watched-over-by-superman-toy-taped-to-a-drone_55e0a083e4b0b7a96338d8f4?ir=Weird+News&section=weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news
A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/buzz-bishop/walk-to-school_b_8058378.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
But imagine stepping on one of these.
http://www.wired.com/2015/08/everblock-life-size-lego?utm_content=buffere52a4&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Meanwhile in Dartmouth..
http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2015/08/31/halifax-police-warn-public-of-fish-hooks-found-in-toilet-paper.html
Do you ever feel, just like a plastic bag?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3216488/Crazy-trend-women-men-wearing-plastic-bags-shopping-trips.html
Does this make anyone else lol. It makes me lol and I don’t even know why.
http://www.canada.com/health/family-child/rise+selfie+lice/11330112/story.html
Good enough for me!
http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/health/uea_scientists_claim_a_steak_a_day_could_have_same_effect_as_cutting_out_smoking_1_4214613?sc_ref=facebook

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PREP FOR MONDAY AUGUST 11TH

Gotta keep them Canadians out.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/border-wall-between-canada-u-s-worth-looking-at-says-republican-presidential-hopeful
Now this is a costume. #ZombieCecil
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/peta-to-make-a-killing-off-dentist-killing-lion-costume_55df6b20e4b0e7117ba94212
Rrrr?
http://nypost.com/2015/08/29/lingerie-store-makes-cecil-the-lion-costume/
I’m selling Bay of Fundy Air if anyone is interested.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/28/banff-air-bottled_n_8056134.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Exactly what we need. Lines to get longer cause people are asking stupid food questions.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/international-business/us-business/days-numbered-for-bar-codes-as-shoppers-demand-more-data/article26139975/?click=sf_globefb
Y so sad?
http://brightside.me/article/why-generation-y-is-unhappy-11105/
Who steals bees?
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Canada/2015/08/28/22546023.html?utm_source=addThis&utm_medium=addthis_button_facebook&utm_campaign=Thousands+of+honey+bees+stolen+from+Alberta+farmer#.VeDm_w02OoA.facebook
Harper wants us to be fat.
http://www.avclub.com/article/using-marijuana-makes-you-less-likely-be-obese-say-224458
I like the ones where the fall of off stuff, makes me feel better.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-surprising-reason-humans-love-cat-videos_55df58f9e4b029b3f1b1f693?utm_hp_ref=technology&ir=Canada&section=canada&adsSiteOverride=ca
Still not convinced. I want to see a Donald mohawk.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/donald-trump-swears-his-hair-is-not-a-toupee-has-woman-touch-it-as-proof
A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/when-it-is-and-isnt-ok-to-be-on-your-smartphone-the-conclusive-guide

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PREP FOR AUGUST 28TH 2015

Watches YouTube and cooks pizza? #SWOON
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/robot-learns-to-cook-pizza-pancakes-using-wikihow-youtube-1.3204724
Puppies get all the ladies..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/instagram-square-rectangle_55de0149e4b0a40aa3ad2805?utm_hp_ref=technology
What happened to just getting the pizza delivery guy to pick you something else?
https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/now-amazon-will-deliver-you-booze-in-1-hour?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=thrillist
Now this would get more people into classical music.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/a-pyro-trombonist/
Unless you put them in a costume, then they know.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/pets/11822498/A-dogs-guilty-look-is-just-a-myth-experts-claim.html
#crushhislittlehead
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/harper-squeezing-fingers-meme-liberal-deficit-1.3206384
Yet of the two of us, I’m the single one.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/27/ashley-madison-whats-your-wife-worth_n_8050452.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Why would you want to bring a dog to a golf course?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/more-golf-courses-in-canada-going-to-the-dogs-1.3180166

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PREP FOR AUGUST 27TH 2015

A conversation starter..
http://www.bodyrock.tv/life/70-americans-think-breastfeeding-friends-child-wrong/
Why can’t all food have happy hormones?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/24/airport-food_n_8032568.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Hmm.. I thought you just fell in love.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/weird-things-happen-when-you-stare-into-someones-eyes-for-10-minutes_55d7459ce4b08cd3359bcb47
Or better yet, use your billions to fix em Google!
http://gizmodo.com/google-wants-to-use-your-cars-gps-to-track-potholes-1726369626?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Get me boy!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/puppy-chases-fish-on-kiddie-pool-video_55d60975e4b055a6dab34057?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Dartmouth..
http://blog.swearnet.com/2015/08/ricky-pizza-is-a-real-fucking-thing/
A win for everyone.
https://www.steptember.us/
What an uplifting and depressing story.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/elysium-launches-lunar-burials-be-buried-on-the-moon-1.3203427
STOP TRYING TO CONTROL OUR LIVES FACEBOOK.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/facebook-testing-early-version-of-virtual-assistant-1.2534916
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PREP FOR AUGUST 26TH 2015

A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/fulford-in-order-for-language-to-live-some-words-have-to-die-and-thats-okay
Karma?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/lion-unexpectedly-charges-at-safari-guide-and-kills-him-in-same-park-that-was-home-to-cecil-the-lion
Dude! Uber..
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2554731-polish-athlete-wins-world-championship-gold-gets-drunk-uses-medal-to-pay-taxi?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
Good to know!
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2015/08/25/stephen-hawking-has-figured-out-how-to-escape-a-black-hole?+hub+page+%28front+page%29&utm_content=16
Meanwhile in Halifax..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/25/cat-running-for-prime-minister_n_8038240.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
JUST TELL US WHAT TO EAT.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/you-dont-make-friends-with-salad
These ARE the mugs you are looking for.
http://laughingsquid.com/star-wars-beer-steins-featuring-r2-d2-darth-vader-chewbacca-and-boba-fett/
This will change lives.
http://www.discovery.com/dscovrd/tech/british-firm-designs-iphone-battery-that-lasts-a-week/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 25TH 2015

No.
http://www.foxnews.com/recipe/spaghettios-red-velvet-cupcakes
And she’ll return from nature and make more than any of us could ever dream of. Oh life.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/why-one-woman-quit-her-dream-job-at-harvard-to-do-nothing-for-one-glorious-summer-in-a-remote-cabin
Aww. Poor Billionaires.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/24/worlds-richest-lose-182-billion_n_8033544.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Lesson? Don’t play outside. Stay indoors where it’s safe.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/08/21/Kids-play-with-barnacle-covered-World-War-II-bomb-in-Wales/8831440177321/
Well, if God doesn’t care..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/god-forgives-christian-youtube-star-who-used-ashley-madison
Lesson? Don’t drink Bud Lite.
http://london.ctvnews.ca/mouse-found-in-beer-can-launches-an-investigation-1.2528094
Sorry ladies.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2182717/glass-of-wine-a-day-may-increase-womens-breast-cancer-risk-study/?hootPostID=183fdd7cbcff7aea342fdea54a1985b9
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/food-and-wine/food-trends/in-a-world-where-heinz-cant-be-called-ketchup-what-do-food-labels-really-mean-anyway/article26079543/?click=sf_globefb

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PREP FOR AUGUST 24TH 2015

What did you do today at work?
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2015/08/20/Vomit-machine-shows-diseases-can-be-shared-in-the-air/1401440072955/
And then there’s Canadian French.
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20150820-why-is-canadian-english-unique
If we vote Harper out, this could be a reality.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/doug-ford-would-consider-run-for-head-of-conservative-party-brother-rob-ford-says/article26050684/?click=sf_globefb
This is too much.
https://www.distractify.com/markpygas-baby-and-bulldog-1289627509.html?utm_content=22_2&ts_pid=2
We should really do this again, especially with this heat we’re having.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/67598/ice-bucket-challenge-led-major-breakthrough-als-research
I wouldn’t mind this happening more often.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/21/bored-of-baby-talk-this-couple-did-a-photo-shoot-with-their-first-born-a-dog-called-humphry-5354472/
#TBT
http://www.narcity.com/toronto/your-fave-90s-canadian-tv-stars-and-where-they-are-now/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 21ST 2015

Legit excuse.
http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/08/axl-rose-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/
Really trying to ditch that banjo image eh..
http://www.nme.com/news/mumford-and-sons/87708
20 years from now, an app that erases other people from your photo so it looks like you took a selfie..
http://www.engadget.com/2015/08/20/vhs-quality-videos-ios-app/
Wild guess, she doesn’t have that many friends.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3203128/Chinese-mother-makes-soap-BREAST-MILK-gifts-friends.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
Does everything have to have a computer in it?
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a16998/hacked-keys/
I can’t tell if this is real or not.
http://lovemeow.com/2015/08/bubba-campus-cat/
This will lead to so many awesome Florida stories.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-gun-range-to-serve-booze-because-what-could-go-wrong_55d631a8e4b07addcb461118?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&kvcommref=mostpopular
It’s not that you don’t want to go in on a Friday, it’s that you’re watching your health!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/long-work-hours-may-raise-stroke-risk-1.3196835

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PREP FOR AUGUST 20TH 2015

A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/windsors-panhandlers-and-street-performers-unionize-for-rights-everyone-else-has
You Calgarians/Torontonians can have your “best city” in Canada. We’ll take rum capital.
http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2015/08/18/halifax-drinks-more-rum-than-any-canadian-city.html
What drugs are made of.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/meanwhile-back-in-japan-there-was-a-pikachu-dance-party/
I don’t see the problem.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2015/08/18/cyberflashers_take_advantage_of_apple_s_airdrop_service_on_iphones.html?wpsrc=rollingstone
How fast does your shed go?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/worlds-fastest-shed-can-reach-70-mph_55d1fca5e4b07addcb436ed8?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&kvcommref=mostpopular
Yet not the weirdest thing to happen in Montreal at 1 in the morning.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/small-alligator-found-on-montreal-street-belongs-to-repti-zone-owner-1.3195820
In a van.. DOWN BY THE RIVER.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/michael-stewart1/vancouver-housing-crisis_b_8005102.html
Breakfast of champions!
http://ihorror.com/count-chocula-beer-returning-this-halloween-season/
All of this.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-supporter-yells-reporters-memes-1.3196052

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PREP FOR AUGUST 18TH 2015

IT’S HAPPENING!! Time to throw your computers out..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/18/ashley-madison-hackers-data-released-users_n_8006840.html
..
And they’re building, a Stairway, to heaven.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/canadian-company-gets-patent-for-20-kilometre-high-space-elevator/article25998462/
Maybe this same logic can get Tiger Woods back on his game?
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?11-year%2Bold%2Bgirl%2Bhits%2Bhole-in-one%2Bafter%2Bpromise%2Bof%2Ba%2Bpuppy%2Bfrom%2Bher%2Bdad%2Bif%2Bshe%2Bdoes%2Bso&id=556002
“This is not the theme park you are looking for.” – Other theme parks.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-to-build-theme-parks-at-walt-disney-world-and-disneyland-10457647.html
But screamy Harper defender dude is aight?!
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/alberta-man-fined-for-displaying-fuck-harper-sign-on-car-threatens-charter-defence-vgtrn?utm_source=vicefbca
Just more proof tennis is a lame sport.
http://time.com/3999956/djokovic-marjiuana-rogers-cup-montreal-tennis/
Cause if anyone needs more money, it’s the NHL.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/18/nhl-hockey-jersey-ads-adidas_n_8006360.html
We all could have thought of this, but we didn’t.
http://dicksbymail.com/
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