Monthly Archives: September 2015

PREP FOR OCTOBER 1ST 2015

TAX THE ANIMALS!!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/princess-michael-kent-sparks-outrage-6543850
LOL!
http://aboveaverage.com/what-i-did-to-stop-drinking-coffee-heres-a-hint-its-cocaine1/
So much for swimming..
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-horrific-looking-prehistoric-water-monster-has-returned-to-englands-rivers?utm_source=vicefbca&sc_ref=facebook
It’s still true in my heart, no one can take that away from me.
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09/30/man-uses-raccoon-to-start-breathalyzer-equipped-car-raccoon-then-attacks-driver/
And are great for holding food in!
http://mentalfloss.com/article/69252/beards-keep-you-healthy-and-handsome-according-science
Cause fb isn’t annoying enough as it is.
http://techcrunch.com/2015/09/30/facebook-profile-gif/#.dqajal:Jybl
It’s aboot time.
http://jam.canoe.com/Celebrities/2015/09/29/22556982.html
Jewelry for men.
http://firstwefeast.com/eat/portable-pizza-pouch-lanyard-the-most-amazing-invention-of-our-time/

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 30TH 2015

A country filled with gramma’s and grampies. I don’t see the problem.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/for-1st-time-canada-has-more-seniors-than-children-1.2586120
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!
http://mashable.com/2015/09/29/christmas-at-hogwarts/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#Yyks0cjuY5q2
I snore and drool on my pillow. Guess that answers that question.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3212201/Are-snuggling-way-split-way-sleep-partner-reveals-telling-signs-state-relationship-sex-life.html?ito=social-facebook
Meanwhile in Halifornia..
http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2015/09/29/kids-turn-in-sum-of-lost-cash-to-halifax-police.html
IT WAS BLUE AND GOLD!!
http://www.people.com/article/little-girl-underwater-has-the-internet-talking
Nothing hugs better than marketing.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/29/lululemon-leggings-hugs_n_8215398.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Annnnnd the jokes over now.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/28/9408597/netflix-and-chill-button
But at least you don’t throw out your back when moving..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/more-children-hurt-by-falling-tvs-study-1.2585780
Sell outs..
http://www.torontosun.com/2015/09/29/twitter-may-expand-140-character-limit-with-new-product

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 29TH 2015

And you shouldn’t be doing it to the sound of Walter White.. Or should you?
http://www.mtlblog.com/2015/09/10-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-netflix-and-chill/#
Just like hearing the Beatles for the first time..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/25/girl-cries-pepsi_n_8197546.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
HAIR KARMA!
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/25/man-buns-man-braids_n_8194152.html?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada&ncid=tweetlnkcahpmg00000002
History repeats itself?
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?The%2Bworld%2Bthe%2Blast%2Btime%2Bthe%2BBlue%2BJays%2Bmade%2Bthe%2Bplayoffs&id=561707
A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/its-a-miracle-of-science-dozens-of-virgins-give-birth-thanks-to-ivf-treatment-in-u-k
Tom Cochrane was wrong. #BigLeague
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/family/face-it-parents-your-kid-isn%E2%80%99t-going-to-be-a-pro-athlete/ar-AAebU9Z
This is nuts! (sorry).
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2015/09/25/22555842.html
Shots fired.
http://exclaim.ca/Music/article/chilly_gonzales_calls_out_hoziers_take_me_to_church_for_ripping_off_feist?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
FRESH POTS!!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/dave-grohl-to-host-saturday-night-live
Good. It’s time.
http://exclaim.ca/Film/article/simpsons_might_be_done_after_30_seasons?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
It just fell through the roof officer, I swear!
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/27/10000-dollars-marijuana-falls-from-sky-arizona-dog-house
He isn’t wrong.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pope-francis-facebook_5607e16ae4b0dd850307ec9d?ir=Canada&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
To be fair, X-Box didn’t exist back in the day.
https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/study-its-harder-for-milennials-to-lose-weight?share=c
The Internet ruins everything.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/28/the-dress-halloween-costume_n_8207932.html
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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 28TH 2015

Beer with a little kick! Get it? Get it? #AngusYoung
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/acdc-launches-rock-or-bust-inspired-beer/
Jesus rocks!
http://uproxx.com/music/2015/09/pope-francis-pop-rock-album/
Motivation Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=37&v=hAEQvlaZgKY
A logical next step.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/jesse-rau-pride-bus-election-calgary-1.3243460
Happy Happy, Joy Joy!!
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/09/nickelodeon-splat-90s-cartoons-ren-stimpy-hey-arnold-rugrats/
Awkward.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/25/blackberry-expected-to-face-another-loss-in-second-quarter-amid-ongoing-layoffs_n_8194136.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
We all could of thought of this, but we didn’t.
http://mashable.com/2015/09/25/pooch-selfie-kickstarter/#Bt3JDt19BiqF
A conversation starter..
http://www.nationalobserver.com/2015/09/24/opinion/will-canada-get-good-cop-or-bad-cop-voters-will-decide
Purrfect.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/run-the-jewels-cat-rap-album/
#TBT
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/microsoft-office-2016-competition-1.3240859

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 25TH 2015

Sorry to ruin your Friday night plans..
http://munchies.vice.com/articles/eating-raw-cookie-dough-actually-can-be-deadly?utm_source=munchiesfbuk
Threesomes are awesome!
http://uproxx.com/music/2015/09/best-trios-rock-history/7/
Society continues to make me happy I’m bald.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/24/man-braids_n_8191172.html?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada
Oh well, whatever, nevermind..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/24/smells-like-teen-spirit_n_8191916.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
There was nowhere to complain about it!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/mass-facebook-outage-causes-the-world-to-panic-for-10-minutes-1.3242001
A conversation starter..
http://www.thespec.com/whatson-story/5926496-netflix-study-reveals-which-shows-got-viewers-hooked-and-when/
Something to hype up and then get disappointed by!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/sciencefair/2015/09/21/lunar-eclipse-supermoon-blood-moon/72572664/

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 24TH 2015

A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/feel-good-song-queen_560053bae4b08820d919a004?cps=gravity_5053_4382455408208778294
East Coast Hospitality.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/halifax-sushi-birthday-1.3240643
You had your chance fb events. Now gtfo.
http://jezebel.com/facebook-will-now-rudely-tell-your-friends-that-you-ble-1731055588
Do taxi drivers want us to like them?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/22/edmonton-taxi-drivers-uber-pizza_n_8179994.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/teacher-suspended-after-telling-autistic-student-to-erase-your-life-with-a-pocket-knife
????
http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/average-looking-men-read-justin-trudeau-speeches
THAT’S IT. HALLOWEEN IS CANCELED.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexy-donald-trump-costume_560025fae4b00310edf7c62f
Makes sense.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/09/the-ghost-of-lou-reed-told-father-john-misty-to-delete-his-taylor-swift-covers/
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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 23RD 2015

Started from the the batter, now we Frings.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/09/drakes-new-toronto-restaurant-is-named-after-fries-and-onion-rings/
A conversation starter.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/09/21/Man-returns-1300-hidden-inside-Dominos-delivery/2601442842078/?spt=hs&or=on
Meanwhile in Saskatoon.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/09/22/nightmare-tenants-saskatoon-home_n_8179900.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And now we know how much a stomach is worth.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/17/oscars-wine-bar-lancaster-gaby-scanlon-stomach-liquid-nitrogen
People are dumb.
http://ca.eonline.com/news/698382/true-story-selfies-killed-more-people-than-sharks-this-year
They are a little much.
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/09/one-million-moms-the-muppets-series/
RIP
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//report-on-business/couche-tard-retiring-macs-moniker-under-global-rebranding-plan/article26469687/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN ABOUT NUTELLA.
http://ktla.com/2015/09/21/man-78-punched-in-the-face-by-fellow-costco-shopper-in-dispute-over-nutella-samples/

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 22ND 2015

We’re going to have such a hip Prime Minister.
https://www.facebook.com/LiberalCA/photos/a.108461847006.109074.60266912006/10153026453562007/?type=1&theater
I’ve been doing this for years, It’s called plaque and tartar.
http://blog.tattoodo.com/2015/09/tattooth-tattooing-tooth-wtf/
Probably just another U2 album.
http://thechronicleherald.ca/business/1312411-security-breach-could-affect-canadians-with-iphones-ipads
This is my spirit animal.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/rat-takes-a?bffbmain&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.ujOvxy4eZ1
RCMP don’t mess around.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/rcmp-not-kidding-about-bringing-chips-salsa-to-sask-party-1.3236800
umm..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/david-camerons-alleged-pig-incident-sparks-social-media-firestorm/article26451156/?click=sf_globefb
uhh..
http://www.aux.tv/2015/09/uk-prime-ministers-pig-sex-scandal-parodied-by-smiths-tribute-band/
Legit reason.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/09/21/indiana-car-spider-crash/72555298/
Winnipeg must be so proud..
http://www.ameripublications.com/winnipeg-also-named-a-small-place-on-mars-thanks-to-nasa/3346

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 21ST 2015

Who needs a house, when you can have a watch!?
http://www.avclub.com/article/you-can-now-buy-28k-star-wars-watch-instead-down-p-225504
Makes sense.
http://uproxx.com/music/2015/09/flavor-flav-ahmed-mohamed-twitter-clock/
Aka you hate the world unless you buy the new iphone!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/iphone-6s-environmentally-friendly_55f9c289e4b08820d9170a36
Hipsters win again..
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34276032?utm_content=bufferd6e0b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
This is why I’m bald.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/china-hair-washing-machine_55fad240e4b08820d9178e7d?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Meanwhile in PEI..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/p-e-i-shellfish-festival-oyster-1.3232751
Boyfriend/husband of the year!
http://vinescope.com/v/2401
A conversation starter.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/relationships/30-secrets-every-woman-keeps-from-her-man/ss-AAe4czO#image=8

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PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 18TH 2015

How are us men suppose to compete with this?
http://www.boredpanda.com/biker-saves-kitten-party-cat-pat-doody/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook
I give up..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/carpet-cleaner-gravestones_55f720a0e4b063ecbfa53613?utm_hp_ref=good-news&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Tired, fat, and hungry. Ugh.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ingrid-prueher/too-much-or-too-little-sleep-can-lead-to-weight-gain-and-disease_b_8112778.html?utm_hp_ref=healthy-living
I used to do this with albums. Where was the internet when I was a weirdo?!
http://mentalfloss.com/article/68651/wear-your-favorite-book-around-your-neck
You were doing so well NFLD!!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/hearing-memorial-university-1.3230439
How to make your Saturday nights alone even sadder..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/unicorn-tears-gin-liquor_55f875fce4b0d6492d633fd6?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
Makes for great essay writing!
http://elitedaily.com/life/drink-alcohol-while-you-study/1213934/
Now leave it alone, before they decide to come and attack us.
http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2015/09/enceladus-ocean-moon/

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