Monthly Archives: December 2015

PREP FOR DECEMBER 31ST 2015

This definitely makes things more complicated.
http://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/was-avril-lavigne-killed-off-and-replaced-with-an-actress?utm_source=noiseytwitteruk
Or are these just a short cut for big brother to get in?
http://www.dispatchtribunal.com/the-real-tinfoil-hat-is-almost-here-to-protect-you-from-electromagnetic-radiations/9450/
This needs to become a CBC made for TV movie.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/videos-of-the-year-producers-fight-to-keep-their-syrup-out-of-the-hands-of-the-powerful-quebec-monopoly
Meanwhile in BC.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/b-c-emergency-dispatch-releases-2015-s-most-outrageous-911-calls-1.2716917
Something we can all use. I always seem to miss the countdown.
http://uproxx.com/tv/netflix-new-years-eve/
A conversation starter..
http://driving.ca/ford/auto-news/news/motor-mouth-its-time-to-redefine-the-limits-for-drunk-driving
lol poop.
http://news.nationalpost.com/features/the-demand-for-poop
Thanks, Science!
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/how-to-use-science-to-cure-your-hangover-a6790396.html
6. Kids swearing is the greatest.
http://www.scarymommy.com/swearing-in-front-of-kids/?utm_source=pregnantchicken.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange_facebook
How about props for the dog for not eating the ham?
http://mashable.com/2015/12/30/dog-with-ham-on-face/#IgO7nIEHBOqr

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PREP FOR DECEMBER 30TH 2015

Much better than the I will kill you phone quote.
https://www.facebook.com/Hokonui/photos/a.252134621555388.43143.249166888518828/767543386681173/?type=3&theater
Don’t be a beef jerky, eat your meats.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//life/health-and-fitness/health-advisor/fermented-meats-are-good-for-you-and-they-even-taste-good-too/article27941523/?click=sf_globefb
Important.
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2015/12/28/photographer-snaps-hilarious-action-shots-of-dogs-trying-to-catch-treats/
This generation has it so easy.
http://cringemdb.com/
Things are getting steamy over here on the East Coast.
http://www.mtlblog.com/2015/12/what-each-province-in-canada-googled-the-most-in-2015/#
Should have posted it online first, let the errorists fix it for em.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/plaque-queen-baird-canada-house-1.3375286
A conversation starter..
http://thechronicleherald.ca/business/1329566-yoga-instructor-reaches-out-to-halifax-companies
Or just eat in the bathroom, that could work too.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/watch-what-you-eat-literally
There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/seabin-ocean-bucket_5681d22fe4b06fa68880fc60?cps=gravity_2377_-1515823129423670486
Who steals bees?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/29/kanata-bees-stolen_n_8890122.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
This is why Ozzy needs to make a Christmas album.
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/black-sabbath-fan-christmas-music/
Honour system.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/opening-of-40m-n-s-prison-expansion-delayed-when-cell-doors-wouldnt-lock

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PREP FOR DECEMBER 28/29TH 2015

The more you know! *Taste the rainbow*
http://www.thestar.com/life/health_wellness/2015/12/26/trade-in-unwanted-gifts-at-the-skittles-pawn-shop.html
#11. This is all a lie. There is no sex.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brian-orme/10-sex-secrets-i-wish-i-knew-before-marriage_b_8133538.html?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada+Living&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
It’s a marketing miracle!
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2015/12/25/kiddie-tablets-grow-up-as-competition-rises/
A conversation starter..
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/national_world/2015/12/26/alcohol-killing-more-people-than-heroin-painkillers-combined.html
2016 Resolution motivation.
http://www.630ched.com/syn/112/130424/130424
2016 Resolution un-motivation.
http://www.canindia.com/why-its-nearly-impossible-to-shed-those-extra-kilos/
Be the, *no one cares*, of your friends!
http://www.thespec.com/news-story/6209305-want-to-touch-a-piece-of-mars-now-you-can/
“you would even say it glows..”- Study.
http://wwntradio.com/2015/12/25/rudolphs-shiny-red-nose-may-be-tied-to-eyes-that-glow-blue.html
Because it’s 2016!! Although, way too late.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/reports-suggest-google-is-offering-an-alternative-to-passwords-1.2714246
A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/26/dead-syrian-boy-s-aunt-reflects-on-family-s-journey-world-s-refugee-response_n_8878382.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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PREP FOR CHRISTMAS EVE 2015

What can’t coffee fix?
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/ubc-student-ann-makosinski-wins-062554457.html?nhp=1
Because, It’s 2015. #SmokeDatTrudeauSafely
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-drive/culture/commuting/how-much-marijuana-can-i-have-and-still-be-safe-to-drive/article27897258/?click=sf_globefb
Took me way too long fully appreciate the headline.
http://www.aux.tv/2015/12/sapphire-the-keyboard-playing-horse-shuts-down-neighsayers/
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/jen-gerson-the-problem-with-the-new-star-wars-film-no-spoilers
???
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/preview-kanye-wests-american-idol-audition-20151223
They do say that cockroaches never die..
http://mashable.com/2015/12/21/dead-cockroach-memorial/#F3T68QYg5mqb
A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/full-pundit-2015-the-year-when-everything-was-sexist
So make sure Santa is good to them.
http://www.dispatchtribunal.com/parents-affection-during-childhood-vital-to-well-being-as-an-adult-study-says/8855/
If you get bored over the holidays.
http://www.intelligencer.ca/2015/12/23/annual-bird-count-lands-next-week
Radio signals? We’ve been doing it wrong all these years!!
http://www.torontosun.com/2015/12/22/is-x-ray-vision-finally-here-new-tech-sees-through-walls-via-radio-signals

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PREP FOR FESTIVUS

Baby you can drive my car..
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/21/europe/driving-lessons-sex-netherlands/index.html?sr=fbCNN122115driving-lessons-sex-netherlands0742PMStoryLink&linkId=19764294
You just can’t win.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/21/fat-but-fit-health_n_8855824.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Baby got back-hand.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexual-harassment-payback_5677b15ae4b06fa6887dcb0d?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Waiter! My eggs are burnt.. THAT’S PUNK RAWK!!
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/cbgb-to-reopen-as-restaurant-in-newark-airport-20151221
A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/we-know-sugars-bad-for-us-now-its-time-to-do-something-about-it?__lsa=e29d-71f3
Are you calling my mother a liar?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/21/hot-food-fridge_n_8854680.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Classic Nicolas Cage.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-people-nicolascage-dinosaur-idUSKBN0U42MS20151222
Or save hundreds and buy a lava lamp.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pet-jellyfish-tank-art_56732379e4b0b958f655ea29
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PREP FOR DECEMBER 22ND 2015

Was it ever a thing though?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mistletoe-kisses-dying-out-only-7046945
You’d think P.K. could afford to hire a cameraman.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2404170/p-k-subban-spreads-the-christmas-spirit-in-music-video/?hootPostID=339771f38b3b77fe8cf5d434c1e3138c
Even Santa gets hangry.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/21/knife-wielding-santa-claus-robs-kfc?CMP=twt_gu
The more you know *rainbow*
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/a-second-world-war-song-claimed-hitler-only-had-one-testicle-and-a-report-just-proved-it-to-be-true
That’ll show em!
http://mashable.com/2015/12/20/stoner-sloth-parody-videos/#XbuxYC8de8qF
A conversation starter..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2410244/ontario-mom-gets-major-backlash-for-breastfeeding-baby-on-santas-lap/?hootPostID=584c0ddabca892ca67ddb6f63c5886a0
There can be only one!
http://www.fox32chicago.com/mornings/57546231-story
Bill from King of The Hill?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/festive-fan-celebrated-christmas-every-7043542
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PREP FOR DECEMBER 21ST 2015

A conversation starter..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/owner-pomerainian-speaks-out-1.3372917
How to make your parents poop their pants.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/skype-skydiving_56742cc1e4b0b958f656540c?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
Should have just got Colbert to do it.
http://vinescope.com/a/harrison-ford-star-wars-salary
How else would they know that he’s real or not?!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/steve-borik-homeless-man-wins-lotto-1.3369155
#11. Leads to a good cry afterwards.
http://ca.askmen.com/top_10/dating/top-10-reasons-sex-makes-men-healthier.html
Why would you want to drink beer all night and not want to get drunk?
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/a18609/how-not-to-get-drunk/
A conversation starter..
http://hellogiggles.com/swanluv-wedding/
Now you tell us..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/brief-high-intensity-workouts-equal-longer-medium-intensity-training-study-1.2707792
WHY??
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/17/Boston-man-offers-Living-Elf-on-the-Shelf-service-for-100/9751450383755/

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PREP FOR DECEMBER 18TH 2015

Forget the Star Wars part of it, this is just awesome!!
https://lightsaber.withgoogle.com/
But do you leave them on during the “Chill” part?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/17/netflix-socks-video-tutorial_n_8828880.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia..
http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/roman-sword-discovered-oak-island-radically-suggests-ancient-mariners-020663
Trailer Park Boys Did it First!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-man-arrested-for-attempting-to-break-into-jail_5671cce6e4b0688701dbfd9b?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Can’t say no to your kids BEFORE giving them a gun?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/holiday-guide/holiday-survival-guide/leah-mclaren-despite-my-best-efforts-my-stepsons-are-obsessed-with-guns/article27800653/?click=sf_globefb
Cheese are actually awesome!
http://www.avclub.com/article/pizza-hut-has-its-own-ill-advisedhip-clothing-line-229979
A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/where-donations-go-why-and-how-canadians-donated-12-8-billion-to-charities

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PREP FOR DECEMBER 18TH 2015

Important.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pizza-rat-new-york-best-pie_566ff8abe4b0e292150f1b31?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
#HATEMESS
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/doonan/2015/12/give_a_hate_gift_to_your_frenemy_this_holiday_season.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
ROCK & ROLL!
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/deep-purple-drummer-says-rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame-induction-could-end-in-a-punch-up/#j0DDesIxj5o32cAC.01
A conversation starter..
http://highspeedinternet.com/blog/news/one-third-of-americans-would-rather-have-internet-than-sex
Is this like those spiders that crawl into your mouth?
http://www.wired.com/2015/12/your-face-is-covered-in-mites-with-secrets-to-tell/?mbid=psocial_rs
Of course not, grocery stores would be! #munchies
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/marijuana-sales-liquor-stores-lcbo-1.3365181
Something for January 1st.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/16/junk-food-exercises_n_8820766.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
This sounds like a cruel trick.
http://www.techmalak.com/ditch-the-soap-and-use-salt-water-to-clean-your-wounds/#.VnIut79SJ_s
And they’ll be better off for it..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/16/internet-access-developing-world_n_8820156.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR DECEMBER 16TH 2015

What American needs the most right now.
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/kevin-spacey-eclipses-gop-debate-announces-house-of-cards-premier-20151215
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/2401562/unknown-dog-enters-dartmouth-home-drags-familys-dog-outside-and-kills-it/
Thanks Science!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2402028/eating-lettuce-more-than-tree-times-worse-for-environment-than-eating-bacon-study/?hootPostID=af566e6a314a808b3ec7a012c86d159b
Cause that’s what we need, more sugar and caffeine!
http://www.bonappetit.com/drinks/article/espresso-cola?mbid=social_facebook
What a horrible time to be alive..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/mariah-careys-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you-no-longer-the-most-played-christmas-song-of-the-year
Damn, they’re onto us..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/15/troops-on-the-canadian-border-u-s-prez-candidate-ben-carson-calls-for-some_n_8813390.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Please avoid these.
http://imgur.com/topic/Star_Wars/7xc3hat
Tired and your clothes don’t fit? Life isn’t fair.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/less-than-7-hours-sleep-a-night-could-be-linked-to-obesity-study-1.2700690
Spoiler?
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/watch-a-five-hour-darth-vader-funeral-pyre-yule-log-video-20151215
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