Monthly Archives: February 2016

PREP FOR FEBRUARY 29TH 2016

A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/what-was-up-with-stacy-dash-at-the-oscars
Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/shots-fired-at-carleton-university-actually-just-balloons-popping
Don’t talk about this.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/bell-skinny-tv-package-crtc-1.3465674
Eat the rich.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/24/tax-loopholes-canada-toby-sanger_n_9309578.html
Awkward.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/movies/oscars-2016-whoopi-goldberg-mistaken-for-oprah-winfrey-in-uncomfortably-telling-social-media-gaffe
A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/26/best-time-of-day-to-poop_n_9328424.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
What not to eat at home.
http://www.vancouversun.com/health/foods+order+curb+cravings/11750226/story.html
What not to eat at a restaurant.
http://www.readersdigest.ca/home-garden/tips/13-things-you-shouldnt-eat-restaurant
What to do with your next steak.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a19626/learn-how-to-cook-a-perfect-steak-with-a-blowtorch/
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 26TH 2016

A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/25/high-risk-offender-tracking-device_n_9319540.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
They aren’t that good..
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gordon-ramsay-girl-scout-cookies-kimmel–869513
Cause line-ups weren’t bad enough already.
http://www.itbusiness.ca/news/mastercard-to-bring-selfie-pay-to-canada-this-summer/65673
BLAME CANADA!
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/02/25/no-reason-to-blame-canadas-garbage-for-flint-crisis-experts-say.html
#NayledIt
http://time.com/4237036/jimmy-kimmel-donald-trump-tv-ad/
If there was a Pinterest for men..
http://www.goodshomedesign.com/how-to-boost-your-wifi-signal-using-a-beer-can/
A conversation starter..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/relationships/my-brother-is-trying-to-cheat-his-ex-in-their-divorce-what-can-i-do/article28901380/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
I’m a sommelier sommelier (I like the mustard guy).
http://www.thestar.com/life/food_wine/2016/02/20/strange-sommeliers-experts-in-tea-mustard-and-hot-sauce-use-a-time-honoured-wine-term.html
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 25TH 2016

A conversation starter..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/phil-collins-to-remarry-orianne-cevey-third-ex-wife-after-their-46-million-divorce
They make a pretty good argument though..
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/23/this-is-the-height-of-laziness/
Who’s making these, the Tobacco companies?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2537333/caught-on-camera-e-cigarette-explodes-inside-mans-pants-at-kentucky-gas-station/?sf21462342=1
Make America Dance Again.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/02/sign-a-petition-to-change-the-u-s-national-anthem-to-darudes-sandstorm/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2537734/the-strange-things-people-see-when-theyre-going-blind/?sf21479562=1
This is how it happens, this is how the robot’s overthrow us. One iPhone at a time!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/international-business/us-business/apple-working-on-measures-to-make-it-harder-for-government-to-hack-iphones-report/article28889320/?click=sf_globefb
At least you won’t have to go far to ask for money!
http://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/big-lottery-win-by-neighbour-could-send-you-to-poor-house-university-of-alberta-professors-study-shows
So now they’re just rubbing it in our faces?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/from-a-p-e-i-guide-to-bombardier-taxpayers-group-reveals-winners-of-its-government-waste-awards
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 24TH 2016

Interesting..
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dos-equis-interesting-man-actor-bitter-legal-fight-article-1.2539782
The only thing worse than Target the store, probably..
http://www.macleans.ca/culture/arts/target-the-play-a-fallen-retailer-becomes-theatre/
This after we find out cake and wine can help us lose weight? Good luck almonds..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/go-nuts-for-almonds-eating-just-a-handful-a-day-can-boost-diet-says-study-1.2788944
Give them a weird name to go along with never having a real birthday!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/23/leap-year-baby-names_n_9298924.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
*SHAWN FEENER IS WORKING FOR THE PEOPLE.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/23/shawn-feener-loverboy-video_n_9298806.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
I dunno. Potatoes are pretty good as is.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/smilin-eyes-irish-gold-a-distinctive-new-spud-is-coming-to-p-e-i-1.3458744
What a wonderful welcome to their new “safe haven”.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/23/syrian-refugees-calgary_n_9300536.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile at the Parole Board of Canada..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/bureaucrat-wins-right-to-work-in-separate-building-from-man-who-used-vinegar-to-wash-his-feet-at-office
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 23RD 2016

Worth it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/22/sugar-brain-stressed_n_9267518.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
#PotHoles
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/editorials/before-we-legalize-pot-canada-has-to-decide-how-high-is-too-high-to-drive/article28817695/?click=sf_globefb
Get Broke or Delete Instagram.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/02/supposedly-broke-50-cent-ordered-by-judge-to-explain-cash-filled-instagrams/
I thought it was because we wanted to make sure it was still there?
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-is-why-lads-always-put-their-hands-down-their-pants-210216
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2532177/baby-in-hospital-after-being-hit-by-puck-at-habs-practice/?sf21339326=1
Not so Smooth.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/music/i-sat-in-my-room-and-cried-matchbox-20s-rob-thomas-apologizes-for-making-racist-joke-during-australian-concert
Their day could not get Eddie Vedder than this.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/watch-eddie-vedder-jam-out-with-former-classmates-at-alma-mater-fundraiser-20160222#ixzz40wyXQiAK
The ultimate first world problem.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/feb/18/tesco-bows-to-customer-demand-in-selling-straight-croissants?CMP=fb_gu&sc_ref=facebook
These weight loss studies are out of control.
http://www.ibtimes.com.au/lose-weight-new-study-recommends-eating-chocolate-cake-breakfast-1503527
When you’re radio bit gets picked up by Rolling Stone Magazine.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/meet-the-canadian-welcoming-americans-if-trump-wins-20160222
A conversation starter..
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/new-brunswick/brady-grattan-drinking-game-death-1.3458093
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 22ND 2016

#HockeyShots
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/18/obama-trudeau-stanley-cup_n_9269590.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Always so much effort put into these things. Worth it?http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-returns-home-trip-find-7399716
A conversation starter..
http://www.macleans.ca/society/life/the-alarming-rise-in-binge-drinking-among-young-women/
Because there is no age limit for bullying.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/02/18/School-apologizes-for-sending-parents-Hurt-Feelings-Report-for-whiners/5411455827507/?spt=sec&or=on
As long as they don’t lose my spot in a series, I’m ok with that.
http://www.redbookmag.com/life/a42570/netflix-hackers-phishing-scam/
No one is safe..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2520053/isis-faces-budget-crunch-slashing-salaries-perks/?sf21149705=1
It really is the greatest invention of all time.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/19/coffee-good-for-liver_n_9275368.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And what was the cat doing? Nothing.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/house-fire-cape-breton-firefighters-1.3457532

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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 19TH 2016

#CenterOfTheUniverse
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/facts-and-arguments/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-my-low-rent-life/article28785874/?click=sf_globefb
Gad dang hipsters.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2016/02/15/millennials-drink-nearly-half-all-wine-us/80420746/
And we wonder why certain stereotypes exist.
http://imgur.com/2mheN2c
Kids these days..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/18/snow-shoveling-hoverboard_n_9265074.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2526498/how-the-ideal-male-physique-looks-around-the-world/?sf21166182=1
Write your MP’s!! Oh, wait..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2525923/seven-mps-accepted-nearly-780000-in-transition-allowances/?sf21153544=1
Am I the only one who actually enjoys drinking coffee?!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/could-pioneering-caffeine-bracelet-end-7386225
LOL if this won an Oscar.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/02/17/russian-security-guard-known-as-fat-leonardo-dicaprio-will-fulfill-your-titanic-dreams/
HELP!
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/john-lennons-yellow-submarine-needs-a-mechanic-193046989.html

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PREP FOR THURSDAY FEBRUARY 18TH 2015

It’s the Bernie Sanders edition of Monopoly.
http://www.avclub.com/article/monopoly-now-cashless-economy-232281
Good to see billboards still work.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2521888/michigan-man-going-on-3-dates-after-friends-post-valentines-billboard-as-friendly-prank/?hootPostID=e44e487e81cb6af8a7e066ee284b94b1
They going to hook him up with some cheddar.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/pizza-hut-offers-kanye-west-a-job-after-the-rapper-claims-he-is-53-million-in-debt
You can donate your Airmiles to me if you don’t want them.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/air-miles-expiry-1.3450329
This one’s more for your sales team.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2524539/crtc-reminds-telecoms-they-must-promote-basic-tv-packages-to-customers/?sf21099056=1
It’s tough being a pirate in 2016.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/17/oil-price-pirates_n_9254838.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Even other brothers can’t deny.
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a41272/women-bigger-bums-smarter-healthier/
So that’s why they were invited back..
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/grammys/6875350/eagles-accept-hotel-california-award-grammys-2016
A conversation starter..
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/france-may-pass-a-law-on-right-to-disconnect-from-work-emails-at-home-a6878571.html
Beatlemania is alive and well!
http://lastnighton.com/2016/02/17/tyga-explains-paul-mccartney-grammy-party-snub-on-kimmel/

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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 17TH 2016

Make Nova Scotia great again!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/donald-trump-cape-breton-canada-rob-calabrese-americans-nova-scotia-1.3449987
I wish!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/16/poll-finds-half-of-respondents-within-200-a-month-of-being-unable-to-pay-bills_n_9242222.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Beatlemania is over.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/16/paul-mccartney-denied-beck-taylor-hawkins-video/
What could possibly go wrong?
http://techcrunch.com/2016/02/15/mattel-unveils-thingmaker-a-300-3d-printer-that-lets-kids-make-their-own-toys/?ncid=rss
Hey barkeep! I’ll take an Adele!
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/cry-me-a-river-how-to-make-cocktail-bitters-out-of-your-own-tears
#tbt #coffee
http://globalnews.ca/news/2520642/canadians-dont-care-who-owns-tim-hortons-were-still-lining-up/?hootPostID=4764c222773ca4869bf3de572e8a41c8
Don’t we all?
http://barkpost.com/dog-farts-owners-arent-home/?utm_campaign=barkboxfb&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
Gobsmacked.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/how-to-find-your-birthday-word–bkVWCe8UEl
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/16/mom-devastated-again-to-find-out-she-can-t-donate-kidney-to-sick-son_n_9245106.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
“Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It’s a terrible strain on the animator’s wrists.”
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/02/16/simpsons-homer-live-episode?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter
Poor Leo.
http://redcarpetrampage.com/
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 16TH 2016

So much for that welfare stereotype.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/2016/02/11/molson-coors-says-weak-economy-affecting-beer-sales-in-oil-producing-provinces
Better question, who buys canned milk?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/nova-scotia-woman-carnation-milk-strange-item-1.3445355
I’d so try this if I had an iPhone.
http://www.wired.com/2016/02/dont-set-your-iphone-back-to-1970-no-matter-what/
Summery: Eat things that taste like nothing, and avoid anything that’s fun.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/12/healthy-eating-habits_n_9219122.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2516581/girl-shot-with-stolen-rcmp-gun-suing-mounties-officer/?hootPostID=8f3fe91b1f3d6770376bdfa17181b4c0
What about saying, “I love sex”?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439336/The-secret-good-sex-Saying-love-act-one-thing-likely-leave-partner-satisfied.html
Because if anyone needs to save money it’s him.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/bautista-batflip-free-food-drinks-1.3447430
A conversation starter..
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/duck-or-rabbit-the-100-year-old-optical-illusion-that-can-tell-you-how-creative-you-are/ar-BBpvLw2
Everything is in our heads.
http://www.dailynewsx.com/news/life-style-news/heres-the-real-reason-your-gluten-free-diet-might-be-making-you-feel-better-27415.html
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