Monthly Archives: March 2016

PREP FOR APRIL FIRST 2016

Sounds like he needs to learn Calm Downward Dog.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2609433/fbi-man-arrested-after-doing-yoga-meditating-on-airplane/?sf23425074=1
Unlike Cruz, he was Born In The USA!
http://www.aux.tv/2016/03/joe-biden-thinks-bruce-springsteen-was-born-to-run-for-president/
*Happier Life in General.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2609226/want-a-hotter-sex-life-dont-be-critical-of-your-partner-study-says/?sf23425117=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/30/a-female-coach-in-the-nhl-a-question-of-timing-and-the-right-woman_n_9573098.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Cable and Chill just sounds weird.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/30/cable-tv-millennials-digital-video_n_9576494.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001\
🙁
http://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/new-footage-of-bam-margera-shows-he-has-become-a-sad-mess/
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://calgaryherald.com/news/crime/family-cleaned-out-by-laundry-detergent-bandit
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/majority-of-canned-foods-in-canada-and-the-u-s-have-high-amounts-of-toxic-bpa-chemical-study
Its true they are.
http://gizmodo.com/study-people-who-point-out-typos-are-jerks-1767969516
A conversation starter..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3516172/Polish-company-wants-funding-attempt-brew-beer-bacteria-Czech-model-s-vagina.html
Just in time for Autism Awareness Day.
http://themighty.com/2016/03/autism-on-sesame-street-part-2-of-initiative-launches/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Mighty_Page&utm_campaign=AUTISM
Um..
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/regrowing-foreskins-like-salamander-arms?utm_source=mbfb
Bigger Windows at Parliament Hill!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/31/trudeau-government-asks-for-ideas-on-open-government_n_9582604.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Everything could use more jokes!!
http://uproxx.com/movies/suicide-squad-reshoots/
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PREP FOR MARCH 31ST 2016

Sounds like a great tourist destination.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/themepark-seeks-wolfman_us_56f41b46e4b02c402f66baa4?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Don’t blow out these candles.
http://laughingsquid.com/a-three-tiered-tower-made-of-7000-matches-ignites-causing-an-amazing-chain-reaction/?utm_content=buffer6e528&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
And us guys barely notice..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/29/men-guess-the-cost-of-makeup_n_9565256.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
This is why I don’t Dance.
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/03/von-miller-dancing-with-the-stars-farts
Business Briefs
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/economy/business-in-brief-what-does-a-rise-in-mens-underwear-sales-say-about-the-economy/article29428637/?click=sf_globefb
Shit’s getting real in Alberta.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/29/ryan-sauve-alberta-mom-anti-trans-rap_n_9568688.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
How far is this going to go?
http://www.salon.com/2016/03/30/trump_supporters_first_pepper_spray_then_yell_nr_lover_to_15_year_old_protester_in_paul_ryans_hometown/
Oh..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/trump-drops-pledge-to-back-republican-presidential-nominee-other-than-himself/article29428257/?click=sf_globefb
And now for a very non-Canadian Canadian story.
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/man-stabbed-while-waiting-in-line-at-tim-hortons-374057061.html
What, Hanson was busy?
http://jam.canoe.com/Music/2016/03/29/22618279.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/what-men-find-most-attractive-7647083
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PREP FOR MARCH 30TH 2016

Interesting.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2604300/most-interesting-man-in-the-world-gives-assist-to-make-a-wish/?sf23290782=1
Katie’s Crotch all over again.
https://consumerist.com/2016/03/25/people-keep-stealing-the-sign-for-glory-hole-drive-for-some-reason/
Meanwhile in Ottawa.
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/urinetown-college-university-students-to-hold-peeing-match
This is the worst episode of 24 ever..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lUCghDJ7w
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/minnesota-cafe-owner-shows-homeless-man-job-not-the-door/?%2Fftag=CNM-00-10aab1d&linkId=22795495
In her defence, she was probably on drugs.
https://www.rt.com/usa/337492-woman-cops-ebola-meth/
Anything to get out of a ticket..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2605674/watch-sheriff-pulls-over-wife-for-traffic-violation-learns-hes-a-father/?sf23321745=1
A conversation starter.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/this-groundbreaking-technology-will-soon-let-us-see-exactly-whats-in-our-food/2016/03/26/763fb9ca-f070-11e5-89c3-a647fcce95e0_story.html
One too many Mountain Dews.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/goat-powerlines-greece-video_us_56fa32c2e4b0a372181ae02d
Fast and Furious: Edmonton.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-police-warn-car-cloning-latest-trend-on-black-market-1.3510670
Cartoons would never lie to us..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512608/The-una-peel-ing-new-trend-Teens-testing-banana-peels-actually-slippery-hint-are.html

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PREP FOR MARCH 29TH 2016

And SnapChat is no longer cool in 3,2,1..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/business/why-snapchat-bought-toronto-based-bitstrips-for-100m-1.2835796
Yes, we all secretly wish Trump was Making Canada Great Again.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/28/netflix-canada-inferiority-complex_n_9557520.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
There’s a fake chocolate now?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/how-to-tell-if-your-favourite-easter-treats-are-real-chocolate/article29384893/?click=sf_globefb
That’ll show em!
http://mashable.com/2016/03/28/april-fools-fruit/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#l8sy1lZxsPqu
Amateurs..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/yukon-beer-wasted-liquor-corporation-1.3503260
Now just to find that damn Samsquanch!
http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/real-unicorn/
A conversation starter.
http://theconversation.com/why-we-are-secretly-attracted-to-people-who-look-like-our-parents-54590
Student? As a two time college graduate I can say that I don’t
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/blueberry-leaves-snack-mun-pharmacy-student-1.3504189
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PREP FOR MARCH 28TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.macleans.ca/society/science/god-is-the-answer/
Bloody hell.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/satan-rib-steak-mexico-photo_us_56f517d8e4b0143a9b47e2e1?ir=Weird+News&section=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Fun!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/24/bridal-buddy_n_9542326.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/couples-that-talk-about-poop_b_9501536.html?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada&
No more late nights at McDonalds..
http://mashable.com/2016/03/22/forward-motion-ball-pit-bar/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#GYV1yGR6ngqB
Make Hansel and Gretel Great Again.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2598196/hansel-and-gretel-have-guns-the-nras-new-spin-on-a-classic-fairy-tale/?sf23093901=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/the-dangers-of-drunk-parking/
Good for Chris!
http://mashable.com/2016/03/25/chris-has-risen-misspelled-sign/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#WmZMvWs2naq4
Make Easter Great Again.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2602439/watch-creepy-looking-trump-effigy-exploded-during-mexico-easter-festivities/?sf23220378=1
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PREP FOR MARCH 24TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/23/kids-are-the-worst_n_9531944.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
What nightmares are made of.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3482602/The-girl-bleeds-EYES-EARS-17-year-old-suffers-mystery-condition-causes-blood-seep-orifices-five-times-day.html
Technology has brought us so far.
http://www.businessinsider.com/ohea-bed-that-automatically-makes-itself-2016-3
Yet they still won’t tell us which one grows!!
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/hanson-says-everyones-been-singing-mmmbop-wrong-w199925
Cause we aren’t spending enough time and money on Easter already.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/easter-trees-pinterest-diy_us_56f14983e4b084c672215fe9
So many questions..
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/23/katt-williams-got-his-ass-kicked-by-a-teen.html
Still doesn’t look as ridiculous as you did with them in High School.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/goldfish-braces_us_56f211eae4b04c4c376088fd
The Prequel to Making a Murderer 2.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/sarah-palin-wants-to-be-the-next-judge-judy-even-though-she-doesnt-have-a-law-degree
All of this makes me angrier than it should.
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-definitive-ranking-of-every-pizza-topping
The answer to the question no one asked.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2595442/what-would-cooked-human-meat-taste-like-a-bbc-host-gets-the-answer/?sf23024925=1
That’ll show em!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/22/alberta-mom-rap_n_9526278.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Makes sense.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/report_axl_rose_is_joining_acdc_as_replacement_for_brian_johnson.html
Better than a man bun!
http://www.thestar.com/life/fashion_style/2016/03/22/hair-tattoos-make-a-bald-statement.html
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PREP FOR MARCH 23RD 2016

Who has time to colour?
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/adult-colouring-book-craze-prompts-global-pencil-shortage-a6944401.html
Also, it’s creepy to keep your eyes open and kiss someone.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/12199716/Revealed-The-reason-why-we-close-our-eyes-while-sharing-a-kiss.html
When did this become a thing?
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-python-drop-20160322-story.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/22/wish-fat-lady_n_9523066.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
The party’s over..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/alcohol-health-1.3501314
Rod the Bod Stewart is ahead by a hair.
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/bono-rod-stewart-march-mullet-madness/
Kids these days, with their playing outside in nature and stuff..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/nintendo-ends-wiiu-production-nikkei-report-1.3503249
And you’re freaking everyone out..
http://gizmodo.com/standing-desks-are-fashionable-without-any-real-benefit-1766091958
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/study-points-to-the-profound-planetary-consequences-of-eating-less-meat
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PREP FOR MARCH 21ST AND 22ND 2016

Uncle Neil isn’t going to like this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/18/general-mills-to-label-products-with-gmos-ahead-of-vt-law_n_9500316.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And this is why I drive a Buick.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/acdcs-brian-johnson-says-wasnt-rock-music-made-deaf/
See! Labour isn’t that hard..
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/style/new-mom-puts-on-makeup-during-labor-and-gives-birth-looking-flawless/ar-BBqzV14?li=AAggFp5
Now this is a robot I can get behind..
http://gizmodo.com/dominos-is-testing-this-adorable-pizza-delivery-robot-i-1765665433
Has no one seen a Will Smith movie?
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/could-you-fall-in-love-with-this-robot.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/saskatoon-considers-ban-on-shit-talking-in-public
Often feels that way when I try to tell jokes.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160313-the-unstoppable-rise-of-the-facebook-dead
A Conversation Starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/17/coke-pepsi-plan-to-fight-montreal-on-a-possible-plastic-water-bottle-ban_n_9477646.html
Thats two bad.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/18/this-one-error-could-ruin-your-chances-at-finding-love-when-online-dating-5759740/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-boeskool/when-youre-accustomed-to-privilege_b_9460662.html
I don’t see the problem.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/380-million-ship-may-be-named-boaty-mcboatface-thanks-to-an-online-poll-20160320-gnmtvx.html
Should we really judge people before their morning coffee?
http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/03/french-cafes-offer-politeness-discount.html?mid=twitter_nymag
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2584633/online-porn-sexting-should-be-included-in-sex-ed-curriculum-alberta-professor-says/
WTF is wrong with people?!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2590433/texas-mother-charged-after-toddler-put-in-oven-burned/?sf22907648=1
Careful what you read on the internet.
http://screencrush.com/no-step-brothers-2-filming-rumors/?trackback=fbshare
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PREP FOR MARCH 18TH 2016

“Beer! Fight your feelings and start your healings!”
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/03/16/researchers-believe-disease-fighting-beer-may-be-close.html
Maybe they will move up here in droves.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2584323/trudeau-begged-to-please-please-run-for-president-in-nyc/?sf22739578=1
#CupSizes #Perk
http://www.yourtango.com/20086611/cup-size-blame-it-on-your-morning-joe
Ya’ll would be rich after last night!
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/get-paid-for-drinking-beer-world-of-beer-drink-it-summer-intern-2016
It is pretty nice fog..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/17/tranquility-cove-adventures-pei-fog_n_9482218.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
SUMMER OF GEORGE!!
http://nypost.com/2016/03/15/george-costanza-finally-has-his-own-yankees-baseball-card/
A conversation starter.
http://www.examiner.com/article/companies-offering-pet-bereavement-days-for-employees-after-death-of-pets
And that’s why American beer sucks.
http://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2016/mar/14/californian-craft-brewer-beer-recycled-water-environment
Whine for Wine.
http://uproxx.com/life/mom-asks-for-15000-worth-of-wine-child-support-case/
Sad face emoji.
http://gizmodo.com/watch-out-everyone-is-about-to-get-unreasonably-upset-1765100962?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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PREP FOR MARCH 17TH 2016

A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/15/male-birth-control_n_9471262.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Job opportunity: Lazer jerk.
http://time.com/4258924/china-laser-pointer-theater/
Smells like Nirvana fans need to calm down.
http://uproxx.com/music/justin-bieber-nirvana-kurt-cobain/
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/free-tuition-in-ontario-doesnt-mean-there-are-no-costs-wynne
And the plot thickens..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/16/frenchs-ketchup-loblaw-sales_n_9481580.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
WHY?!
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-grown-dinosaur-legs-on-a-chicken-for-the-first-time
Toronto! Why can’t you be more like Newfoundland?!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/westjet-passenger-bumped-no-photo-id-stranger-white-knight-1.3493504
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/former-subway-spokesman-and-convicted-sex-offender-jared-fogle-bloodied-in-prison-yard-attack
Should have played Closing Time.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/dj-fined-for-playing-fk-tha-police-while-cops-raided-a-bar-a6933891.html
Where’s Samuel when you need him?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/snake-found-in-sneaker-1.3490913
A conversation starter..
http://www.macleans.ca/economy/economicanalysis/alberta-bound-no-more/
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