Monthly Archives: April 2016

PREP FOR APRIL 29TH 2016

Probably the best thing on the Internet right now.
https://www.facebook.com/ManterCo/videos/1617064905270985/
Does that make it a nut now?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/avocado-testicle_us_57211f22e4b01a5ebde45895?ir=Canada&
Already paying an arm and a leg!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/americans-give-up-finger-for-internet_us_571e605ee4b01a5ebde2d85c?section=weird-news
A conversation starter.
http://fusion.net/story/295472/alexis-bloomer-facebook-anti-millennials-video/
He’d never make it in TO.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/04/27/Florida-man-tries-to-feed-raccoon-learns-valuable-lesson/8871461775523/?spt=sec&or=on
Weren’t they all?
http://www.aux.tv/2013/04/b4-4-finally-admit-get-down-was-about-blowjobs/
Meanwhile in ‘Berta.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/27/anti-trudeau-truck-sign_n_9790362.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Wasn’t this a Monty Python skit?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/big-foot-vehicle-london_us_571f7868e4b0b49df6a8f0d6?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Yet you always send us to go kill the spider.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36136635
A conversation starter.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/04/26/Nashville-man-ordered-to-remove-zombie-statue-from-front-yard/3671461675155/?spt=hs&or=on
Meanwhile in Cape Breton.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/man-s-ashes-25-and-a-strange-invitation-found-inside-message-in-a-bottle-in-n-s-1.2879701
Aka why scientists don’t get laid.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/28/why-people-cheat_n_9798326.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
The season on OITNB, you!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/community/digital-lab/the-globe-premieres-first-virtual-reality-project-at-hot-docs/article29784126/?click=sf_globefb

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PREP FOR APRIL 28TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/think-before-you-post-collision-photos-opp-1.2918423
Instead try sniffing their butt?
http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Sorry-everyone-scientists-say-you-shouldn-t-hug-7343181.php
A looong weekend conversation starter.
http://tech.co/study-work-three-days-week-2016-04
God Bless the French.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/workers-should-all-get-afternoon-nap-says-french-think-tank
*See above.
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/04/26/475287202/many-grouchy-error-prone-workers-just-need-more-sleep
And you thought you ate too much..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/game-of-thrones-mountain_us_571fd657e4b01a5ebde3cf26?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&utm_hp_ref=canada&
It’s all a game people..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/jay_z_supports_lemonade_amidst_cheating_allegations?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
So much for sleep tonight..
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/goat-born-human-face-sends-092131211.html
There are some real monsters in this world.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/cole-harbour-boston-terrier-breakin-1.3555429
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-legion-under-fire-for-donating-poppy-funds-to-sports-event-for-veterans
Calling all Redheads!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/casting-call-anne-gables-1.3551046?cmp=rss&utm_content=buffer11996&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
It’s all weird. Can’t we just leave feet alone?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/26/pre-painted-toenail-tights_n_9780376.html

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PREP FOR APRIL 27TH 2016

BUT I WAS IN THE POOL!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline
Makes sense.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/04/25/this-city-embedded-traffic-lights-in-the-sidewalks-so-that-smartphone-users-dont-have-to-look-up/
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2016/04/21/22626210.html
Hey Internet..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/25/ryan-gosling-hey-girl-meme_n_9773494.html
Well, I’m sold!
http://www.businessinsider.com/mc-hammer-3m-command-strips-ad-2016-4?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=referral
Thanks science!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160419120151.htm#.Vxc3u11xV50.facebook
A conversation starter..
http://www.inc.com/justin-bariso/tom-hanks-just-gave-the-best-career-advice-youll-hear-today.html
#tbt
http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2016/04/26/lil-kims-white-look-sparks-big-internet-reaction.html
Kids these days..
http://abc7chicago.com/food/cracker-jack-replaces-prizes-with-digital-codes-for-mobile-games/1303274/
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PREP FOR APRIL 26TH 2016

I wore a $10 used velvet suit from VV.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2661032/plastic-surgery-for-prom-montreal-clinic-targets-teens-with-new-ad/?sf25015105=1
Lazy or Brilliant?!
http://lightersideofrealestate.com/real-estate-life/cool-stuff/man-builds-dream-home-over-a-pond
My bucket list before 12? Beat Zelda. That’s about it.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/parenting/bucket-list-for-kids-50-things-to-do-before-theyre-12/article4203115/
Take, these broken wings..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2646172/how-the-pesticide-thats-killing-the-bees-could-be-affecting-humans/?sf24845710=1
10. Not telling the evening guy there’s free food until it’s too late.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-travis-bradberry/9-things-that-make-good-e_b_8870074.html?ir=Canada+Living&
I wish I was average.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2653260/countries-with-higher-wages-than-canada/?sf24845836=1
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/is-there-life-after-facebook-how-to-know-when-its-time-to-leave-the-social-network-behind
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/personal-finance/genymoney/gen-y-finance-profile/article29584095/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
Meanwhile in Ontario.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/study-finds-traces-of-cocaine-other-illegal-drugs-in-ontario-drinking-water-1.3167208
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2658129/would-you-want-to-know-if-your-doctor-got-money-from-pharma-companies/?sf25002724=1
Kids these days..
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/apr/21/millennials-booze-free-events-juice-crawl-new-york
Bugs these days..
http://mic.com/articles/141755/bedbugs-apparently-have-color-preferences-so-you-might-want-to-buy-new-sheets#.K9qMIN7up
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PREP FOR APRIL 25TH 2016

What happens when the ice melts..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2657804/saskatoon-seals-underwater-hockey-club-bridging-cultural-divides/?sf24885817=1
A conversation starter
http://globalnews.ca/news/2650653/heres-how-much-youll-lower-your-skin-cancer-risk-by-applying-sunscreen/?sf24845439=1
Gym>Math.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/editorials/mind-the-body-teachers/article29724440/?click=sf_globefb
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2659499/in-need-of-food-just-knock-edmonton-restaurant-offers-free-meals/
EAT ALL THE FOODS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/04/24/junk-food-not-harmful-to-heart-when-eaten-with-mediterranean-die/
Make Donald Insignificant Again.
http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-if-i-lose-i-dont-think-you-will-ever-see-me-again-2016-4
I’m 31 and can do half a chin-up..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/23/danny-mcdonald-pushups-push-ups-tignish_n_9765330.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
#8. THE GOD DAMN BLANKETS.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/7-problems-every-couple-inevitably-faces_us_570fd257e4b03d8b7b9fc210?ir=Canada+Living&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band
http://teamrock.com/news/2016-04-22/creedence-clearwater-revival-get-lullaby-treatment
Finally, a way for you to actually royally screw up on the job.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nicolenguyen/hi-will-and-kate#.cvLBQ5EeW
#tbt
http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20160419-should-you-dump-your-smartphone-for-a-flip-phone
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PREP FOR APRIL 22ND 2016

And somehow I’m still alive and well.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/washing-sheets-wrong_us_5717a702e4b0018f9cbbd16d?cps=gravity_2377_-689362871397639462
Because we all know how important science is in the bedroom (chemistry aside).
http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/how-important-is-penis-size-2016-4
Awkward conversation starter.
http://ca.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/01/the-25-hottest-cartoon-women-of-all-time/
Sending out an S.O.S.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/a-message-in-a-bottle-that-washed-up-108-years-later-officially-confirmed-as-worlds-oldest/ar-BBs1kN3?li=AAggv0m
Easier to get stains out, I guess.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-gets-first-naked-restaurant-waiting-list-already-at-5000-a6992696.html
A conversation starter..
http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/bloor-west-village-homeowner-ordered-to-tear-down-elaborate-boat-treehouse-1.2866802
BAN THE INTERNET!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2652626/ohio-boy-electrocuted-while-conducting-youtube-experiment/?sf24749397=1
Awkward..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/21/jonathon-nicola-windsor-arrested_n_9749330.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
God Bless Eddie Vedder.
http://www.alternativenation.net/watch-pearl-jams-eddie-vedder-react-to-alive-saved-my-life-sign/
He played Basketball?!
http://mashable.com/2016/04/21/prince-yearbook-pics/#rQH8u20U6sqw
No, but let me see.. AHH!
http://allnight.com/post/8027-ever-wondered-what-popular-cartoon-characters-would-look-like-if-were-actually-alive/?utm_source=WH&utm_medium=FB&utm_campaign=county
Aww..
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/04/prince-was-last-photographed-riding-his-bicycle/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/21/canada-best-hope-global-economy_n_9750150.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
I can’t wait for Pitbull Unplugged. Instant classic. #Worldwide
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/mtv_unplugged_is_getting_rebooted_as_network_finally_starts_playing_music_again
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PREP FOR APRIL 21ST 2016

This should be illegal..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IYyIrGcv0
But too many guns are still ok?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2650363/utah-declares-pornography-a-public-health-crisis-calls-it-an-epidemic/?sf24696339=1
Point and case.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2648428/man-shot-killed-while-shooting-photos-of-people-shooting-guns/?sf24651056=1
Dinosaurs just can’t catch a break..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dinosaurs-dying-off-before-asteroid-struck_us_5716823ce4b0060ccda49829?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada&
What if you actually need a Jenifer or Tiffany?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tinder-date-bar-staff-help_us_5715f472e4b0018f9cbafd5d
Or we could just not eat lucky charms?!
http://qz.com/662414/how-coloring-lucky-charms-marshmallows-became-the-toughest-job-in-cereal/
Oi!
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/road-sign-saskatchewan-real-pleasepleaseplease/
BAN KIDS!!
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/19/canada-noise-warning-children-play-outside?CMP=twt_gu
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/sidewalk-chalk-banned-in-london-ontario-townhouse-complex-residents-threatened-with-cleaning-fee
And you thought it was bad where you are..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/newfoundland-hit-with-spring-snowstorm-1.2866712
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PREP FOR APRIL 20TH 2016

I’ll have a Pepsi.. Is water ok?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/18/bottled-water-soda_n_9723776.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
#11. Why would you even do that?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/how-fake-orgasm-10-easy-7780643
Make Reading Great Again.
http://ca.askmen.com/recess/fun_lists/classic-kids-book-covers-with-modern-titles.html
Police to get to the bottom of why he was crossing the road.
http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/04/19/police-nab-chicken-for-crossing-kingston-road.html
A 90’s conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/friends-ross-rachel-break_us_57111be7e4b0060ccda321d4?ir=Entertainment&section=us_entertainment&utm_hp_ref=entertainment
Why?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/18/rainbow-grilled-cheese_n_9721850.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Thanks Mom and Dad!
http://notable.ca/study-shows-your-genetics-impact-when-you-lose-your-virginity/
This is the build a bear you’re looking for.
http://www.dose.com/hollywood/28237/Star-Wars-Build-A-Bear-Teamed-Up-To-Make-Something-Every-Lil-Jedi-Needs
So you’re saying *takes off sunglasses*, North West sent it.. South? *YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
http://www.aux.tv/2016/04/kanyes-daughter-flushed-the-lyrics-from-his-new-album-down-the-toilet/
Why not both?!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2647833/cookies-or-chips-your-toddlers-food-choices-could-predict-weight-gain-later-in-life/?sf24644450=1
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/0420-na-abortion
Plot twist!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tv-crew-finds-castaway-river-monsters_us_5716260ce4b0018f9cbb02e9
A conversation starter.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/19/depression-awareness-mental-illness-feel-like
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PREP FOR APRIL 19TH 2016

You could say things got.. steamy.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/ted-cruz-soup-honeymoon-1.3535945
But owe 25 cents on a credit, they will find you.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canada-revenue-agency-struggling-to-collect-taxes-as-total-uncollected-debt-soars-110-per-cent-to-38-billion?preview_id=1074573
Make Art Great Again.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/artist-painted-nude-donald-trump-threatened-lawsuit-article-1.2604703
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/jordan-cieciwa/why-do-we-have-body-fat_b_9692786.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Mother of the year.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2646328/woman-charged-after-leaving-toddler-inside-hot-car-while-she-auditioned-at-strip-club/?sf24595258=1
It’s what the industry needs right now.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/04/corey-feldman-wants-100000-from-you-to-make-his-best-album-ever/
Maybe they were just having a pillow fight?!
http://nypost.com/video/this-mattress-tells-you-if-youre-being-cheated-on/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
Monsters.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/17/couple-face-three-month-jail-term-after-failing-to-return-library-books-5822256/
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PREP FOR APRIL 18TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://nypost.com/2016/04/14/why-more-women-are-letting-their-husbands-cheat/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
People actually thought they were baby carrots?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/baby-carrots-are-liars_us_570d98cce4b03d8b7b9ec7f4?ir=Canada+Living&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Yeah, but the pizza sucks.
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/hawaii-teacher-recruiting-educator-shortage-leads-to-need-for-mainland-search
I once had a coworker suggest that grocery stores are goldmines for picking up.
http://mashable.com/2016/04/14/girl-supermarket-photo-australia/#5drn75DBdEq1
This needs to be made into a Canadian made for tv movie, starring Seth Rogen.
http://gizmodo.com/the-plan-to-make-california-wet-by-spreading-beavers-up-1737025875
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/sarah-vermunt/strong-work-ethic_b_9691640.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Worst Urinal EVER.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/13/dyson-airblades-spread-germs-1300-times-more-than-paper-towels/?cid=sf24291415&sf24291415=1
Glad our country could put our smartest to work to answer this question.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2641032/your-circumcised-penis-is-just-as-sensitive-as-an-uncircumcised-one-canadian-study/?sf24466655=1
But all the munchies will be gone by then!
http://mashable.com/2016/04/14/pizza-box-smoke-weed/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#u2_WrQxCYGqN
Why are people still buying cats?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2641575/dad-misses-birth-of-second-child-because-of-his-cat/?sf24473868=1
Starring Vladimir Putin..
http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/15/11439314/zaschitniki-guardians-russian-marvel-superhero-movie
Makes sense.
http://www.satiratribune.com/2016/04/13/los-angeles-tap-water-contains-12-xanax-4-oxycodone/
Last time I cried without alcohol involved, was while watching 24.
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/04/i-cry-more-than-normal-people.html?mid=twitter_nymag
It’s art that sings to you (but only when you want it to).
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/half_of_the_people_who_buy_vinyl_dont_actually_listen_to_it?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
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