Monthly Archives: May 2016

PREP FOR JUNE 1ST 2016

Why people in Florida are crazy..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/florida-police-found-a-pair-of-alligators-chomping-down-on-a-late-dinner-a-human-body
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2733574/woman-pulls-casket-for-miles-for-mental-health-awareness/?sf27594635=1
CHARBURNINGMANDER!!
http://www.mtlblog.com/2016/05/montreal-pokemon-festival-you-must-attend-this-summer/
“Another runner in the night..” – Not me
http://www.news9.com/story/32094667/mannford-man-escapes-from-western-oklahoma-prison?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/michael-rowe/hot-summer-dog_b_10124416.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Does that mean we give our listeners orgasms?
http://www.aux.tv/2016/05/researchers-say-music-chills-are-basically-skin-orgasms/
Entamer une conversation.
http://www.macleans.ca/education/just-say-non-the-problem-with-french-immersion/
A nation can now begin to heal.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2732217/justin-trudeau-wont-face-sanctions-for-elbowgate/?sf27566337=1
More importantly, who is Maggie McMuffin and where did she get that tiger sweater?!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2731951/woman-asked-to-change-outfit-before-being-allowed-on-jetblue-flight/?sf27582672=1
Even Grandma is swipin’ right.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/sexually-transmitted-infections-seniors-1.3607533
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/jerry-oconnell-says-he-would-never-allow-his-wife-rebecca-romijn-to-hire-a-male-nanny
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PREP FOR MAY 31ST 2016

That’ll show em!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-pace-car-launches-1.3604722
That’ll teach him!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2728569/japanese-family-leaves-missing-seven-year-old-boy-in-mountains-as-punishment-reports/?sf27227854=1
Does it come with the studio audience though?
http://mashable.com/2016/05/28/full-house-for-sale/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#7WBT_WgQmGqM
You no longer need to touch yourself in public to see if the barn door is open!
http://www.esquire.com/style/news/a45277/noti-fly-zipper-down-technology/
Big Poop Brother.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/sewer-robots-disease-tracking-1.3601525
Brutal.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2729631/fire-ant-attack-kills-woman-while-she-was-making-funeral-plans-for-dead-mother/?sf27265609=1
A conversation starter.
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/05/dan-aykroyd-says-paul-feigs-ghostbusters-funnier-than-the-originals/
At least she’s taking it in great spirits!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2729843/not-that-michelle-gregg-woman-abused-online-over-child-who-fell-into-gorilla-enclosure/?sf27266005=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/gender-neutral-prices-haircut-salon-halifax-karas-urban-day-spa-1.3424054
Where you can stretch your mind, and the hardest thing is not eating munchies!
http://nypost.com/2016/05/27/a-pot-gym-is-coming-to-san-francisco/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
Did she just call Canadians a plague?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2729992/sorry-not-sorry-why-do-we-apologize-when-we-shouldnt/?sf27521595=1
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PREP FOR MAY 30TH 2016

Something to think about next time you kill one with your hands.
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/161587/20160529/heres-why-fruit-flies-have-giant-sperm.htm
That should make the whole screaming kid situation better.
http://www.inc.com/chris-matyszczyk/are-you-ready-for-this-disgraceful-new-airline-fee.html
Save a lobster, pollute the environment!
http://www.metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2016/05/25/winnipeg-ups-ships-lobster-east-to-freedom.html
Dog Off Leash site? That ain’t going to make Bubbles kitties happy!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/trailer-park-boys-halifax-county-rehab-centre-parks-trails-council-1.3602852
A conversation starter.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-36399891
Meanwhile in Halifax.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/good-robot-brewery-crop-top-tolerance-1.3601998
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/tracy-gillett/children-mental-health_b_9400848.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
That’ll show her!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2728044/german-politician-attacked-with-cake-over-posistion-on-migrants/?sf27207204=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/timi-gustafson/negative-thinking-health_b_10135820.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
#2Fast2Furious
http://globalnews.ca/news/2727993/lamborghini-burnt-to-a-crisp-on-highway-99-causes-traffic-delay/?sf27218327=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/ohio-zoo-kills-gorilla-to-protect-small-child-in-enclosure/ar-BBtB4bt?ocid=sf
So confused..
http://globalnews.ca/video/2726955/rona-ambrose-takes-swipe-at-justin-trudeau-eludes-to-him-as-female-prime-minister
This makes me want a smoke.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/29/cancer-scientists-pensions-invested-in-tobacco-bat?CMP=twt_a-science_b-gdnscience

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PREP FOR MAY 27TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/new-rules-everyone-gord-downie-tragically-hip-going-forward/
Be funny if someone renting it to make Meth.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/aaron-pauls-home-is-available-to-rent-on-airbnb?utm_term=.lpDb9MRDOX#.nfEJx6EKDr
MAKE WEAVES GREAT AGAIN.
http://gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357
First thing we’d climb a tree, and maybe then we’d talk..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/choir-choir-choir-sings-ahead-by-a-century-for-gord-downie-1.3600938
Why isn’t he a Canadian super hero yet?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/former-sergeant-at-arms-kevin-vickers-tackles-protester-at-dublin-ceremony/article30171586/?click=sf_globefb
In his defence, it’s not worth that much anymore.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/american-mails-annoying-canadian-5-bill-to-random-stranger-in-n-w-t-1.2917061
No longer waste your spare time on Photoshop!
http://www.aux.tv/2016/05/now-you-can-buy-a-drake-views-figurine/
He has taught us a lot about Canada.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2723246/gord-downie-for-the-order-of-canada-petition-starts-for-tragically-hip-singer/?sf27029017=1
Best/worst parents ever.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/25/water-skiing-record-broken-by-6-month-old/
#tbt to when we actually had to leave the house to see a movie.
http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/netflix-virtual-reality-video-store/
Would somehow still always be late.
http://www.boredpanda.com/elevated-bus-beijing-china/
GET THESE MANITOBAN SNAKES OF MY MANITOBAN PROVINCE.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/25/snakes-narcisse-manitoba_n_10133250.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR MAY 26TH 2016

JUST TELL US WHAT TO EAT!!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2721099/are-low-salt-diets-bad-for-your-heart-this-canadian-study-is-stirring-up-controversy/?sf26918968=1
The 90’s are old now. But he has a point. Or maybe I’m just old too.
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/05/old-man-flea-is-here-to-tell-us-why-rock-music-died-in-the-90s/
A conversation starter.
https://www.thestar.com/life/relationships/2016/05/24/apartners-are-long-term-couples-who-choose-not-to-live-together-papamarko.html
Makes sense.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/12/drink-drivers-in-thailand-to-be-sent-to-work-in-morgues
Science: Settle! It’s easier than looking for your soulmate.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2718884/secret-to-relationship-satisfaction-study-claims-to-have-the-formula/?sf26905917=1\
What could possibly go wrong?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/the-definitive-analysis-of-a-truthers-1-5-million-plan-to-re-create-911
I’ve never been happier to not be a Salamander.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2721104/female-salamanders-give-up-sex-end-up-better-able-to-fend-off-predators/?sf26923420=1
Not to mention a greater looking butt!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//life/health-and-fitness/health/exercise-tied-to-lower-risk-for-13-types-of-cancer/article30160707/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
Meanwhile in Fredericton..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/stoned-dogs-dan-cartwright-marijuana-1.3598883
A conversation starter.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/24/health/cry-it-out-sleep-training-ok/index.html
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PREP FOR MAY 25TH 2016

Kids, the worst.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kids-filmed-smashing-art_us_57435ed2e4b045cc9a71b119?ir=Canada&
Where are those snakes when you need them?
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/montreal/tarantula-plane-air-transat-1.3590780
A conversation starter.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/elijah_wood_opens_up_about_hollywoods_pedophilia_problem
🙁
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/son-photo-parents-1.3596005
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/flexible-work-hours-federal-employees-1.3589247?cmp=rss
Hasn’t worked very well for me.
http://nextluxury.com/mens-relationships/girls-like-shy-guys/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2717978/father-angry-after-school-lets-substitute-teacher-take-child-home-without-permission/?sf26813281=1
Is anything actually good for you?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/are-fruit-smoothies-as-healthy-as-eating-the-same-food-whole/article30120423/?click=sf_globefb
Meanwhile in Halifax.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/halifax-chicken-rental-rules-still-confusing-bylaw-1.3596304?cmp=rss&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
Meanwhile in Toronto..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/capybara-escape-in-toronto/article30126980/?click=sf_globefb
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2719957/man-who-allegedly-abused-toddler-not-facing-charges-because-boy-1-cant-explain-incident/?sf26882920=1
So rappers were being literal when singing about ‘selling bricks’.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/05/eminem-sold-bricks-from-his-childhood-home/
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PREP FOR MAY 24TH 2016

Why not..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/19/side-boob-bra_n_10050582.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Maybe he had bad knees?!
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/style/worst-engagement-ever-this-mans-marriage-proposal-to-his-girlfriend-is-about-as-unromantic-as-it-gets/ar-BBtesYO?li=AAggFp5
Finally a use for mail!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/beer/how-to-open-a-bottle-of-beer-with-an-envelope/
Just in case you didn’t have enough negativity in your life, what cat’s actual say..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/the-meaning-of-meow-new-talking-collar-claims-to-bridge-gap-in-cat-human-communications
Meanwhile in Alberta..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/sorry-guys-thief-shoots-ceiling-robs-bar-apologizes-1.3590111
And now everyone’s talking about it..
http://www.thebeaverton.com/national/item/2692-trudeau-s-attempt-to-start-parliamentary-fight-club-backfires
Autism speaks.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2716409/this-is-not-a-cry-for-pity-non-speaking-teen-writes-profound-letter-explaining-autism/?sf26726058=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/people-reveal-the-tragic-ways-they-tried-to-save-their-marriages_us_5739fa13e4b060aa781ad24a?ir=Canada+Living
Aka actual Budweiser
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/20/budweiser-prohibition-brew-non-alcoholic-canada_n_10072116.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Yet, they won.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sandcastle-police-murder-victim_us_57418b19e4b045cc9a713985?ir=Weird+News&section=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news
A conversation starter..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/craft-beer-canada-best-before-labelling-1.3588087
9. Stop smelling your shoes.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/20/revive-smelly-shoes_n_10070200.html?ncid=fcbklnkca10. You smoke the stick-ick-icky.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/small-business/sb-growth/ten-signs-youre-burning-out-and-how-to-stop-it/article30093896/?click=sf_globefb
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PREP FOR MAY 20TH 2016

#ELBOWGATE!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/19/elbowgate-twitter_n_10049858.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000008
A conversation starter..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn9Up-tjmoM
Signs you shouldn’t own a pet.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/you_can_lick_and_simultaneously_groom_your_cat_with_the_licki_brush?sc_ref=facebook
I just looked in a mirror, it’s true!
http://blog.firstmalta.com/2016/03/30/bald-men-are-sexier-more-masculine-scientific-study-finds/
7. Your wife hogs all the blankets.
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/sleeping-issues
This got a lot deeper than I thought it would.
http://uk.businessinsider.com/why-socks-keep-getting-lost-wash-2016-5?ref=yfp
Or just drink beer with your pizza..
http://www.wvtm13.com/pizza-hut-tests-beerinfused-crust/39590026
Less creepy than the real one’s if you ask me.
http://sobadsogood.com/2016/05/16/strange-compelling-horrifically-gory-ceramic-figurines-by-jessica-harrison/#.Vzy9Jp2vY0Q.facebook
What could possibly go wrong?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/673350631/bike-mine-the-ultimate-alarm-to-protect-your-preci?ref=video
This is why romance is dying..
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/romantic-creepy-mum-sent-tesco-114218906.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
This is a first! A positive story out of Florida!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/saltwater-brewery-edible-six-pack-rings-beer-plastic-marine-life_us_573b796ce4b0ef86171c5fe4
Should of just elbowed him.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2710731/justin-trudeau-grilled-on-the-daily-show-about-syrian-refugees/?sf26567564=1
My spirit animal. <3
http://www.someecards.com/videos/stupidity/guy-eats-pizza-during-fight/
Great job protecting the kids, North Carolina.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2712152/woman-says-she-was-harassed-in-walmart-bathroom-after-being-mistaken-as-transgender/?sf26599558=1

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PREP FOR MAY 19TH 2016

About time they start pulling their weight.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/18/natural-c-section_n_10025254.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Yet I was able to watch 18+ content on Facebook Live yesterday (true story!)
http://globalnews.ca/news/2708707/powerful-photo-of-dad-cradling-sick-son-in-shower-goes-viral-after-facebook-removal/?sf26517224=1
Meanwhile in Alberta..
http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/2016/05/17/alberta-artist-spent-600-hours-creating-winterfell.html?platform=hootsuite
No mini sticks? Then what’s the point?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2705827/maple-leafs-legend-wendel-clark-lists-muskoka-cottage-on-airbnb/
A conversation starter..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/18/florida-man-shoots-wife_n_10024016.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Good thing Trudeau is a boxer. #TrudeauDemBows
http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2016/05/18/trudeau-mulcair-get-in-heated-argument-in-parliament0.html?cq_ck=1463610075274
Or like babies, they all look the same?!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2708616/expectant-mothers-claim-they-were-given-identical-3d-ultrasound-image-from-same-clinic/?sf26522818=1
Should’ve stuck to Jagged Little Pills.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/05/alanis-morissette-sues-business-manager-for-stealing-5-million-to-grow-weed/
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/homeowner-cant-do-a-thing-to-rid-his-attic-of-the-nesting-and-legally-protected-northern-flicker
But what’s the point of having an earth without meat?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/david-suzuki/eating-less-meat-climate-change_b_10012978.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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PREP FOR MAY 18TH 2016

We all could’ve thought of this, but we didn’t.
http://chambana.craigslist.org/msg/5518562661.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2705765/sleepless-in-canada-a-look-at-our-bad-sleep-habits-and-how-we-can-fix-them/?sf26470528=1
“Aliens..”
http://globalnews.ca/news/2706632/watch-fireball-lights-up-sky-across-northeastern-u-s-parts-of-canada/?sf26463399=1
Meanwhile in Halifax..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/mount-saint-vincent-mental-health-student-suicide-depression-1.3586151
Why must they attack us when it comes to beer and sports? They ain’t going to win!!
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Raptors%27+fans+rally+together+after+American+media+poll+forgets+the+Raptors+exist&id=580166
Parking lot it is..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/why-you-wont-find-garbage-bins-in-tim-hortons-drive-throughs/article30060358/?click=sf_globefb
LIES! My mom says I’m a super-taster.
http://www.macleans.ca/society/a-naturally-picky-eater-theres-no-such-thing/
And his numbers went up (probably).
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/news-video/video-clinton-super-pac-ad-attacks-trump-with-his-own-words/article30063425/?click=sf_globefb
What could possibly go wrong?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/otto-truck-startup-1.3585523
Have you checked out the map of live feeds? (www.facebook.com/livemap)
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/17/facebook-live-birth-fakamalo-kihe-eiki

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