Monthly Archives: June 2016

PREP FOR JUNE 30TH 2016

But honey, I’m helping others!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-website-charity-donations_us_575f258ce4b071ec19eee706?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Makes sense.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/13/11422702/ony-emoji-movie-spotify-partnership-cinemacon
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//globe-investor/personal-finance/household-finances/selfish-child-man-or-visionary-voice-against-home-ownership/article30637956/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
Doug Burger?! Yeah, that should help them sell their product..
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/29/this-restaurant-will-give-you-free-burgers-for-life-if-you-change-your-name-to-burger-5973251/
This is why I use a bar of soap for everything..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/28/shampoo-bottle-invention_n_10720284.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Just another brick in the corporate wall.
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/pink-floyd-studio-apartments/
A conversation starter.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/06/apple-could-stop-iphones-from-taking-photos-and-videos-at-concerts/
Beer-pong for stay at home moms!
http://mashable.com/2016/06/29/roomba-pong/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds#82q9V727LZqF
And now, finding answers..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2794190/theatre-apologizes-for-playing-trailer-for-r-rated-sausage-party-before-finding-dory/?sf29928384=1
There goes my hero..
http://mashable.com/2016/06/28/subway-grate-guy/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#QWA1wkWkL5qQ
Thanks Science!
http://uproxx.com/life/get-out-of-friendzone-science/
Where’s the rum?!
http://time.com/4383764/this-genius-created-a-diy-pool-filled-with-coca-cola-and-mentos/?xid=time_socialflow_facebook
#TBT
http://www.avclub.com/article/crystal-pepsi-will-return-shelves-august-thrilling-238971
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/industry-news/marketing/saputo-apologizes-for-downsizing-milk-offerings/article30641520/?click=sf_globefb
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PREP FOR JUNE 29TH 2016

Market your brand by adding rainbow vomit to your CEO’s face!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//report-on-business/small-business/sb-marketing/why-your-company-needs-to-be-on-snapchat-right-now/article29586585/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/cancer-smokers?__lsa=e65e-1cd9
#DopestPope
http://globalnews.ca/news/2787969/pope-says-gay-people-deserve-an-apology/?sf29781579=1
NBC is literally chasing viewers now.
http://mashable.com/2016/06/27/girl-running-away-peacock-photoshop-battle/#9LR85eLeTkqH
And here I thought it was for high velocity spaghetti stirring.
http://elitedaily.com/social-news/why-spaghetti-spoon-has-a-hole-in-it/1535927/
Never stop looking!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/kathleen-edwards-guitar-found-1.3656338
Way to fuel the haters, Thom.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/06/thom-yorke-is-surprised-that-radiohead-still-has-fans/
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/teachers-dish-on-their-best-and-worst-gifts-and-how-much-is-too-much/article30639111/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
Mix-Tape Vinyls? Got damn Millennials.
http://www.refinedguy.com/2016/06/24/vinylize-it-soundcloud-files-into-vinyl-records/
Golden opportunity missed. This headline should have read ‘6 Reasons Buzzfeed Closed its Parliament Hill Bureau. Number 4 Will Shock You!’”
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/buzzfeed-canada-to-close-parliament-hill-bureau/article30643487/?click=sf_globefb
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/yves-engler/gildan-panama-papers_b_10704880.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
This needs to be turned into a CBC movie of the week..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/second-toronto-capybara-captured-after-escape-from-high-park-zoo/article30639615/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
Runs a country AND still makes time to work out?! Way to make us look lazy Justin.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/prime-minister-justin-trudeau-seen-wearing-sask-jazz-festival-t-shirt-during-jog-with-mexican-president-1.3656019

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PREP FOR JUNE 28TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/caroline-beaton/5-everyday-changeable-behaviors-that-burn-us-out_b_10573168.html?ir=Canada+Living&
“Art”.
http://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/artist-who-allows-strangers-to-fondle-her-genitals-in-public-arrested/
Meanwhile in MTL.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2788897/pop-star-seal-sings-stand-by-me-with-montreal-busker/?sf2
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Don’t call it a comeback.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2789131/pepsi-bringing-back-aspartame-in-new-diet-drink/?sf29756113=1
Or we could just not go to Mars.
http://www.thespec.com/news-story/6741815-food-grown-in-fake-mars-soil-probably-won-t-kill-you/
A conversation starter.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/06/23/the-moral-dilemma-of-programming-self-driving-cars.html
Nice of them to include King Of The Hill.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/family-guy-futurama-king-of-the-hill-and-more-comi/1100-6441263/
WHY?!
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/katdashians-the-musical-is-a-thing-thats-happening-bringing-cats-and-the-kardashians-together-at-last
Thanks Kanye!
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/george_w_bush_responds_to_kanye_wests_famous_video?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/facts-and-arguments/crows-never-forget-a-face-i-should-know-im-assaulted-by-them-daily/article30611128/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
Hologram Rob Thomas Don’t Want To Be Lonely No More.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/06/rob-thomas-wants-you-to-sing-karaoke-with-his-hologram/
More fun than chatting with most people!
http://mashable.com/2016/06/15/facebook-messenger-soccer-game-how-to/#Xuf6NIuILPqu
A conversation starter.
http://beta.theladbible.com/more/interesting-peoples-top-ten-fears-when-it-comes-to-sex-have-been-revealed-20160625

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PREP FOR JUNE 27TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//news/national/there-should-be-consequences-for-ontario-grads-leaving-canada-ceos/article30597475/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb

Why couldn’t this be a thing when I was in high school?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/23/acne-beauty-trend_n_10636186.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Heads-up!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/yaz-yasmin-birth-control-pills-suspected-in-23-deaths-1.1302473?cmp=rss
Didn’t see that one coming..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2784347/tony-robbins-hot-coals-walk-leaves-over-30-people-burned/?sf29573281=1
Makes sense.
http://www.eater.com/2016/6/20/11975980/music-beer-flavor-study-belgium
Does this mean Quebec’s next?
https://www.vice.com/read/brexit-inspires-texas-secession-texit-vgtrn?utm_source=vicetwitterus
I don’t see the problem.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/facebook-intro-work_us_57694831e4b015db1bca97c9?ir=Canada+Business&
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/thoughts-and-prayers-video-game-mocks-gop-gun-control-1.3651900
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/24/joseph-currie-nova-scotia-swearing-trial_n_10662338.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Kids are the worst.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/24/dad-leaves-kids-alone_n_10658662.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR JUNE 24TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/22/vegreville-dog-attack_n_10617750.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg0000000
Makes sense.
http://brandreview.ca/post/146301327359/cole-harbour-to-be-renamed-sidney-crosby
Guess Who’s Back?!
http://business.financialpost.com/news/transportation/startup-discount-airline-newleaf-travel-co-inc-to-launch-july-25-with-flights-to-12-canadian-cities
Sure does look pretty though!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2779881/why-the-arctic-snow-is-turning-pink-and-why-its-a-bad-sign/?sf29498093=1
🙁
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/23/michael-thedford-child-hot-car_n_10633334.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
WHERE’S THE MAYO TRUCK?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/17/truck-carrying-meat-hits-truck-with-bread_n_10534066.html
This should help the film.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/missy-elliot-and-fall-out-boy-new-ghostbusters-theme-song_us_576bf1f5e4b0795798cb3fe5?ir=Entertainment&section=us_entertainment&utm_hp_ref=entertainment
And Donald Trump has officially found his running mate!
http://globalnews.ca/news/2782551/make-america-white-again-tennessee-politician-stands-by-controversial-billboard/?sf29514403=1
BEST. STORY. EVER!
http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/dave_grohl_once_got_high_at_a_party_and_played_a_foo_fighters_song_with_tay
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/dog-meat-festival-yulin-1.3645094
I wish this guy was my guidance councilor in high school.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/mike-sholars/toronto-life-big-spender-reaction_b_10636774.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR JUNE 23RD 2016

The the bigger question here is, what’s a pleat?
http://www.businessinsider.com/worst-pants-a-man-can-wear-2016-6
For those who can function without coffee..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/21/morning-workout_n_10484832.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Just in case you weren’t sure.
http://indianexpress.com/article/lifestyle/health/cannabis-pregnancy-2868535/
You’d look like that if you flew into see through things too.
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/06/stressful-city-life-causes-some-birds-to-age-faster/
Or one of those kid leash things.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/police-department-offers-special-tip-for-parents-with-kids-in-crowds_us_57693dbee4b0853f8bf219dd?cps=gravity_2377_4430903457396736357
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2773582/its-not-your-fault-how-to-get-over-being-cheated-on/?sf29402399=1
Makes sense.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/internet-mixed-barney-dinosaur-notorious-b-g-better/
Like Zeppelin AND the tv show Twin Peaks? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!!
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/06/david-lynch-is-throwing-a-music-festival-and-the-lineup-is-bonkers/
They don’t make laptops like they use to..
http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-puts-tape-over-his-laptop-camera-2016-6
On top of crippling debt, lovely.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/21/university-graduates-brain-tumour_n_10593192.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And get grease all over the screen?!
https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/22/charge-your-phone-with-kfcs-new-take-out-box/?sr_source=Facebook
Or just buy a wah-wah pedal..
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/06/converse-made-a-sneaker-with-a-wah-pedal-built-right-in/
A conversation starter.
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/06/for-men-the-importance-of-safe-sex-depends-on-how-hot-their-partner-is/
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PREP FOR JUNE 22ND 2016

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http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/now-heavy-metal-emoji-keyboard/
It was written by hobbits.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/jun/17/music-expert-testifies-stairway-to-heaven-led-zeppelin-trial
Ironic, this is when computers began to really make music.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/computer-models-say-80s-music-boring/
I’M THE 20%!!
http://www.shape.com/lifestyle/mind-and-body/80-percent-people-pee-shower
Why not..
http://www.aux.tv/2016/06/skrillex-is-opening-for-guns-n-roses-for-some-reason/
Cause cat’s don’t break enough glasses as it is,
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cat-wine-apollo-peak_us_57631e82e4b015db1bc8c911
A conversation starter.
http://time.com/money/4374631/employee-benefits-perks-workplace/?xid=homepage
http://globalnews.ca/news/2776309/how-christine-hopaluk-lost-14-dress-sizes-and-129-pounds-and-kept-it-off-for-11-years/?sf29241545=1
To make more room for his country downfall.
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/steven-tyler-says-aerosmiths-farewell-tour-will-launch-in-2017/
A conversation starter.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/81842/iceland-officially-most-peaceful-country-earth
I guess they’re both full of hot air.
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Swedish+player+gets+red+card+for+farting&id=582865
The 60’s on trial.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2777906/i-dont-have-a-recollection-of-almost-anyone-ive-hung-out-with-robert-plant-at-stairway-trial/?sf29351911=1
To be fair, I really don’t know any painters.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/grant-gordon/canadian-painter-knowledge_b_10566998.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
For those about to rock..
http://www.vice.com/read/american-hero-arrested-for-having-80-speakers-in-his-van-vgtrn?utm_source=vicetwitterus
Boys will be boys.
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?This+guy+created+the+world%27s+largest+NERF+gun+and+it%27s+incredible&id=582882
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PREP FOR JUNE 21ST & JUNE 22ND 2016

“Telling my partner of 10 years that we can’t have sex for a year so we can give blood. Makes sense.”
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/gay-men-blood-donations-1.3643761
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/16/calgary-police-dog_n_10509716.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
You just can’t win.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/15/hot-drinks-cancer_n_10479574.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Yet when I take off my shirt in public, all I hear are screams.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/16/ashley-graham-cellulite_n_10509702.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And the biggest ass award goes to..
http://fox2now.com/2016/06/16/waitress-upset-over-best-butt-award-from-management/
Meanwhile in Winnipeg.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/fake-lifeguard-station-protests-pothole-1.3639863
A conversation starter..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2768624/verdict-due-soon-in-german-trial-of-94-year-old-former-auschwitz-guard/?sf28914279=1
Or just buy ice cubes?!
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/cooking/a38964/cold-water-bottle-ice-trick/
“Nope” – Men
http://globalnews.ca/news/2767166/are-you-lying-to-yourself-about-how-much-sex-you-need-in-your-relationship/?sf29031648=1
Meanwhile in Quebec..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/20/pig-head-quebec-city-mosque_n_10570258.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And that folks, is how you stay fit.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2647075-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-eats-first-piece-of-candy-since-1989?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
Look up, look waaaaaaay up.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/summer-solstice-full-moon-1.3640759
Meanwhile in Newfoundland..
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/no-cheese-on-pizza-911-call-rnc-1.3644055
A conversation starter.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/alicia-keys-is-done-playing-nice-your-phone-is-getting-locked-up-at-her-shows-now/2016/06/16/366c15aa-33af-11e6-95c0-2a6873031302_story.html
When you pay $8 for a coffee, she best be full!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/international-business/us-business/judge-says-starbucks-customers-may-seek-damages-over-under-filled-lattes/article30521625/?click=sf_globefb

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PREP JUNE 17TH 2016

Now this is a Hockey Game I’d pay to see!
http://www.thebeaverton.com/sports/item/2746-vegas-nhl-team-excited-to-open-for-jeff-dunham-5-nights-a-week
Suck it, Woodstock.
http://uproxx.com/music/bonnaroo-drug-bust/
#TeamVisa
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/16/visa-accuses-walmart-of-using-consumers-as-pawns-to-strike-cost-saving-deal_n_10498384.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Better than leaving your pants behind.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/15/drunk-man-leaves-huge-tip-comes-back-for-it-the-next-day-5946263/
Just simply ask them politely to sleep exactly this much.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2758037/how-much-sleep-should-your-child-get-new-sleep-guidelines-for-babies-kids-and-teens/
A conversation starter.
http://www.scarymommy.com/perfect-parents-put-down-pitchforks/?utm_source=FBOnsite
If AXL can do it..
http://www.alternativenation.net/chris-cornell-possibility-of-fronting-led-zeppelin/
I dunno, even Live Maps is becoming dull and predictable.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/facebook-predicts-site-will-be-all-video-in-5-years-new-tv-1.3635286
God bless hackers.
http://www.techly.com.au/2016/06/16/anonymous-hacks-isis-twitter-makes-it-as-fabulously-gay-as-humanly-possible/
She doesn’t need the D.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2768206/vitamin-d-supplements-may-be-useless-alberta-research/?sf28890567=1
See below.
https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/247402
See above.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2766361/newly-discovered-asteroid-is-earths-constant-companion/?sf28854516=1

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PREP FOR JUNE 16TH 2016

THERE’S NO ESCAPING THIS PAST WINTER!!
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/us/news/articles/us-weather/hawaii-trades-sunshine-for-june-snow-photo-proof-here/69023
Maybe we’re all becoming more lactose intolerant?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/14/milky-way_n_10460770.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/14/edmonton-councillor-mike-nickel_n_10462706.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
This is what it’s like being a guy in middle school.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/nick-jonas-got-an-accidental-boner-at-the-young-hollywood-awards-140616
#DearGord
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/fan-designs-website-tribute-gord-downie/
There’s a 37% chance comedians will lose their jobs to automation?! So podcasts in clubs?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/economy/jobs/what-risk-does-automation-pose-to-your-job/article30434394/?click=sf_globefb
I can’t tell if this is good or horrible parenting.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/little-boy-does-his-dad-a-solid-and-picks-him-up-from-the-bar/?utm_campaign=SocialflowFB&utm_source=BarstoolFB&utm_medium=Socialflow#getcomments
Meanwhile in Alberta..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/random-albertan-saves-life-of-baby-deer-via-emergency-c-section-after-its-mother-hit-by-car
Coffee can do no harm.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2764544/coffee-doesnt-cause-cancer-but-these-things-might-according-to-the-who/?sf28768700=1
Kids these days..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2764275/new-brunswick-students-hope-to-raise-awareness-about-dangers-of-binge-drinking/?sf28790216=1
Who doesn’t want their fat pictures erased from the Internet?
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/axl-rose-regular-guy/
A conversation starter.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/06/15/this-reporter-bought-an-ar-15-assault-rifle-in-7-minutes.html
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