Monthly Archives: July 2016

PREP FOR JULY 20TH 2016

Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/moncton-hospital-complaints-emergency-room-response-1.3683428
But at least they’ll always have the memories of looking like ducks.
http://brobible.com/life/article/selfies-causing-head-lice-nope/
They’re body condoms though, and needed for survival.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/shortcuts/2016/jul/18/rio-2016-42-condoms-per-athlete-olympic-village-sex
What even happens when you collect em all?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2831133/pokemon-go-new-zealand-man-quits-job-to-catch-em-all-full-time/?sf31192705=1
Fun fact! Gene invented falling.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/07/heres-an-infinite-loop-of-gene-simmons-wiping-out-on-stage/
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/i-feel-like-im-in-a-personal-hell-leslie-jones-bombarded-on-twitter-with-racist-sexist-comments-and-abuse
Oh dear..
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/19/science-says-this-is-the-best-pet-you-can-have-6015514/
Break the ice or make you look like a psychopath?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/19/theres-a-really-easy-way-to-make-your-dates-less-awkward-and-it-involves-food-6015431/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2833844/pregnant-pokemon-go-player-hit-by-car-given-emergency-c-section-to-save-baby/?sf31261583=1
Because it’s like real life, except you can actually win/destroy everything someone’s built.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/if-we-all-know-how-bad-monopoly-is-why-do-we-continue-to-play-and-keep-it-on-the-pedestal-of-board-games
This wouldn’t of happened if they were busy playing Pokemon Go.
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/technology/mountain-goat-death-1.3685370?utm_content=buffera209f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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PREP FOR JULY 19TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/i-ate-expired-food_us_57865833e4b08608d3326835?cps=gravity_2377_-2310128257256354166
It’s nice that we’re back to yelling at kids to stay off our lawns again..
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/17/this-guy-voiced-many-peoples-feelings-about-pokemon-go-6011201/
Any.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/fitness/my-sweaty-search-to-discover-how-much-exercise-is-too-much/article30938616/?click=sf_globefb
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/ottawa-hospital-managers-after-choking-down-appalling-patient-food-for-a-week-decide-to-revamp-menus
No wonder they were killed off.
http://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/scientists-reveal-what-dinosaurs-really-looked-like-and-its-fcking-weird/
Wouldn’t that just make the room smell like your underarm?
http://gizmodo.com/thankos-armpit-air-conditioners-are-better-than-any-ama-1783526396
But then they gave them roses and all was ok again.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/guns-n-roses-detained-at-canadian-border-for-gun-possession/article30951531/
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/disney-fires-rehires-intern-who-tweeted-sign-instructing-employees-to-deny-on-site-alligators
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2830945/mysterious-green-bugs-invade-new-brunswick-community/?sf31174804=1
I TOLD YA DAMN KIDS TO STAY OFF MY LAWN!!
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-man-shoots-at-pokemon-go-players-outside-house-1.2990170?hootPostID=854a8890effe66fcb66809dfdb98626a
uhh.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/uh-certainly-i-uh-does-justin-trudeau-really-say-uh-all-the-time
A conversation starter.
http://alternativehealth.press/marijuana-tampon-might-be-the-end-of-your-period-cramps/
It smiles.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/nutrition/what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-cut-out-caffeine/ss-AAhxAIb?li=AAggNb9#image=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/catherine-dietrich/to-the-30-something-moms_b_10948354.html?ir=Canada&
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PREP FOR JULY 18TH 2016

None of us tell the truth about this..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/research-porn-religion-study_us_577d1bc6e4b09b4c43c1bfbe?ir=Canada+Living&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.businessinsider.com/science-reveals-when-you-peak-at-everything-2016-7
WHERE ARE YOU WILL SMITH?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/13/robots-job-automation_n_10971266.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/joshua-ostroff/all-lives-matter_b_10862340.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
We get Pepsi Crystal, they get Diabetes.
http://uproxx.com/life/cheerwine-kreme/
2 and a half hours of people staring at their phones in public, so a zombie flick?
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/12/12167336/pokemon-go-movie-legendary-pictures-the-dark-knight
Oh dear, what are we paying for Trudeau’s?!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/everyone-has-their-hair-done-dont-they-france-pays-14400-a-month-for-president-hollandes-haircuts
And now Brian Johnson with a financial update..  “Back in Black, Goldman Sachs.”
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/brian-johnson-the-producers/
No more Mc Nutted.
http://gizmodo.com/mcdonalds-no-longer-offering-free-porn-1783672196
Better than The Ghostbusters Trailer..
http://www.lex18.com/story/32432567/chilling-photo-taken-at-accident-scene?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_LEX_18
Maybe they should strike..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/14/snakes-found-in-mail-canada-post-vipers-richmond_n_11005020.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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PREP FOR JULY 14TH 2016

This needs to be made into a CBC movie of the week.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/garrison-brewing-stolen-canadian-flag-1.3673409
Ash catches something else.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/12/pokemon-go-erotica_n_10942764.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Only the best comes out of Canada.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario-made-chocolate-named-best-in-the-world-at-london-competition/article30895853/?click=sf_globefb
Men..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/12/david-freiheit-drone-leg-wax_n_10944162.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//report-on-business/economy/low-wage-earners-with-graduate-degrees-on-rise-new-study-shows/article30892835/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
Quick! Chop your ear off, no time to explain..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/gift-of-flesh-van-gogh-cut-off-his-whole-ear-as-a-way-to-help-brothel-maid-new-research-shows
Just rip the tattoo’s out when you turn 38
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3685886/Stop-having-tattoos-38-ditch-leggings-43-close-Facebook-account-49-says-survey-2-000-retirees.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
A conversation starter.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/13/people-are-apparently-covering-themselves-in-turmeric-because-beauty-6003795/#mv-a
Real life Catwoman
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/huge-hairball-in-stomach_us_577ea3b9e4b0344d514e6995?ir=Weird+News&section=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2820723/low-paying-jobs-keep-canadas-employment-numbers-afloat/?sf30831103=1
How was this guy President for 8 years?
http://www.aux.tv/2016/07/george-w-bush-shows-off-dance-moves-at-police-funeral/
The next generation is going to be just fine..
http://etcanada.com/news/151858/toddler-asks-kim-kardashian-how-are-you-famous/
O’Canada is the least of his problems.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/13/who-is-remigio-pereira_n_10964374.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Cue the Karate Kid reboot.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/13/kung-fu-girl-kidnapper_n_10965048.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Spoiler: Beer is not nutritious.
http://gizmodo.com/beer-will-finally-get-nutritional-labels-but-its-compli-1783586943
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/personal-finance/genymoney/100-years-young-why-millennials-are-best-positioned-for-a-redesign-of-life/article30882102/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
POKEMON GO IS A TRAP!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/13/pokemon-go-ads-incentives_n_10968416.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR JULY 13TH 2016

METALLICATS!!
http://loudwire.com/metallica-meowtallica-album-spoof/?trackback=fbshare_top_flat_4
A conversation starter.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/07/young-people-pay-for-more-music-than-older-fans/
Looks like Trumps patriotic reverse immigration drones are coming together!  http://abcnews.go.com/International/photo-catches-eagle-snatch-boy-bird-show-australia/story?id=40515220
Meanwhile in New Zealand..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/12/new-zealand-store-robbery-ignores_n_10941896.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Haven’t gingers gone through enough?!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/skin-cancer-risk-for-freckly-redheads-equivalent-to-21-years-in-sun-study/article30881414/?click=sf_globefb
A conversation starter.
http://www.allaccess.com/merge/archive/24742/people-are-spending-more-time-with-pokemongo-than
Surprise! It’s Wagon Wheel.
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016/06/29/43554-2/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
But he says it with a British accent, so it’s kinda adorbs.
http://www.nme.com/news/noel-gallagher/94989?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
Boobs you should look at.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/12/breast-cancer-symptoms_n_10942964.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001\
CHARMANDERS EVERYWHERE!!
http://www.thisisinsider.com/developer-behind-pokmon-go-wants-to-make-game-of-thrones-version-2016-7
The big banks must be hurting..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2819890/big-banks-say-no-way-to-canada-post-getting-into-banking-business/?sf30803597=1

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PREP FOR JULY 12TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gunda-windmaller/real-problem-30s-childfree-unmarried_b_10029060.html?ir=Canada+Living&
Something to get you up in the morning.
http://www.viralthread.com/theres-a-new-cafe-where-you-can-order-a-bj-with-your-coffee-yes-really/?utm_content=inf_10_43_2&utm_source=socialamp&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=post&tse_id=INF_bb1281c0445511e6b82b0b827aa028d6
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/worlds-worst-boss-letter_us_577c4feae4b0416464111a79?ir=Canada+Business&
More like prison break your heart.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/11/inmates-break-out-texas-cell-save-unconscious-jailer-video
Poor Charles. Just wants to be king.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/canadians-arent-keen-on-the-idea-of-king-charles-but-ditching-the-monarchy-would-prove-no-easy-task
Digital lotto tickets, problem solved!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/11/millennials-lottery-sales-canada_n_10925212.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Maybe he was born with it, maybe it’s his penis push-up pants.
http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/7/11/12148192/smart-shorts-vylyv-pelvic-floor-exercises
Confuse your fiance and disappoint your friends, all in the same night! 
http://globalnews.ca/news/2815250/need-bachelor-party-ideas-the-new-trend-is-to-skip-the-strippers/?sf30695122=1

Not to mention, leads to less chill.
http://krqe.com/2016/07/10/court-rules-sharing-your-netflix-password-is-a-federal-crime/
Meanwhile in PEI..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2816619/buddhist-restaurant-vandalized-one-day-after-monks-release-600-lbs-of-lobster-back-into-the-sea/?sf30703956=1
You can have your cake, but probably shouldn’t eat it too.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2817390/general-mills-recalls-betty-crocker-cake-mix/?sf30738940=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/10/ottawa-considering-reopening-prison-farms-shut-down-by-the-harper-government_n_10917270.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR JULY 11TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/watermelons-a-refreshing-summer-snack-but-is-it-healthy/article30765432/?click=sf_globefb
I don’t get it.
http://www.avclub.com/article/twitchs-social-eating-channel-has-become-virutal-v-239100
Frances bean Will Get Her Revenge On Her Ex.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/frances_beans_ex_wants_kurt_cobains_unplugged_guitar_in_divorce_settlement?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/how-to-go-from-someone-your-bartender-never-wants-to-see-again-to-someone-they-roll-out-the-red-carpet-for
Is this what country sounds like? Cause I’d listen to this!
http://www.aux.tv/2016/07/sir-patrick-stewart-launches-country-music-career/
???
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/6/12104970/please-dont-build-birds-to-shit-on-kids
Makes sense.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/celebrity/tv-cop-erik-estrada-becomes-real-life-police-officer-in-idaho/ar-BBu0mDb?li=AAggNb9
2Fast2Furious.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/delhi/delhi-man-takes-car-on-rent-sells-it-steals-it-the-same-night/story-EfYEj8O6iZmvKr8C1dZr1O.html
“ I WAS DRINKING A PEPSI!” George Costanza.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/07/you-might-want-to-stop-drinking-cola-if-youre-a-guy-5992071/
Reading an actual book though? That is pretty rare.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/nb-bathurst-reading-wharf-1.3672419
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/georgia-mother-who-played-naked-game-of-twister-with-teenage-daughter-and-friends-evades-jail-time
SHARK WEEK!
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/newfoundland-cod-fisherman-reels-lin-2-metre-shark/69746/
Because they’re poor/don’t feel the vibe?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/06/millennials-diamonds-the-economist_n_10838174.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
https://mic.com/articles/148023/does-pok-mon-go-use-data-yes-a-lot-of-data-and-people-are-pissed#.sf0myqgmi
Bee careful. A crime sting could happen.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-great-bee-heist-distraction-multiple-vehicles-and-the-cover-of-darkness-used-in-theft-of-10-colonies
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/why-a-draconian-weight-loss-device-may-help-solve-a-complex-issue/article30824615/?click=sf_globefb

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PREP FOR JULY 7TH 2016

Make pizza, not war.
http://6abc.com/news/pair-charged-with-assaulting-each-other-with-pizza-rolls/1414179/
The milkshakes GUARANTEED to bring all the boys to the yard.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientists-reveal-milkshake-switches-cravings-8347720
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/04/why-women-remove-pubic-hair_n_10758214.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
They HAD to pass the extra costs onto the customers.
http://business.financialpost.com/news/retail-marketing/loblaw-sends-strongly-worded-letter-to-major-suppliers-asks-group-to-lower-costs
Who hasn’t though?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/05/carly-rae-jepsen-japanese-commercial_n_10815308.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/boston-cabbie-returned-lost-187g-disappointed-100-reward-article-1.2700307
Peace and quiet the day after a concert? Sign me up!
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/07/why-drinking-caffeine-the-day-after-a-concert-may-be-bad-for-your-hearing/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2804224/british-woman-wants-to-give-birth-to-dead-daughters-baby/?sf30301897=1
And can we start blaming Generation X for messing things up for us?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//globe-investor/personal-finance/household-finances/can-we-please-finally-bury-the-image-of-the-lazy-entitled-millennial/article30754756/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
How would they even do that?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/05/cn-tower-torn-down-real-estate-prices_n_10818400.html?utm_hp_ref=canada
This guy deserves the Nobel Pizza Prize.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/air-canada-passengers-stuck-on-tarmac-for-hours-without-food-pilot-orders-them-pizza
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ANIMAL SELFIES!!
https://www.thedodo.com/swan-selfie-macedonia-1649520324.html
There are way too many words in this article for what it’s about.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/how-did-canada-the-land-most-rich-in-donuts-become-deprived-of-the-cherry-stick-its-most-priceless-one
And the asteroids had to take the blame all these years..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2806739/dinosaurs-likely-killed-by-one-two-punch-of-volcanic-eruption-and-asteroid-collision/?sf30391193=1

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PREP FOR JULY 6TH 2016

The 2nd best musical story of the week (Grohl/Swift/McCartney takes the cake).
http://www.macleans.ca/culture/arts/how-sarah-mclachlan-saved-run-dmcs-darryl-mcdaniels/
How did this not happen all the time under Harper?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/montreal-man-charged-with-posting-hate-messages-on-social-media-threatening-justin-trudeau
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/isabelle-khoo/asking-where-are-you-from-offensive_b_10802722.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Subtle.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/04/new-york-times-story-on-d_n_10803242.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000002
The Bikini is named after a bomb? Is that why those who wear them are bomb-shells?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/fashion-and-beauty/fashion/four-triangles-of-nothing-how-the-bikini-was-born-70-yearsago/article30753622/?click=sf_globefb
Looks like it’s time to *takes off glasses* clean the Sheets. #YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
http://fox43.com/2016/07/04/woman-returns-home-to-find-note-on-door-stranger-asleep-on-sofa/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
It’s ok though, he’s a sports star.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/07/04/videos-show-ex-nhler-sean-avery-harassing-homeless-people-for-fun
Just remember, once a leaking website, ALWAYS a leaking website.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/07/05/ashley-madison-dating-site-for-adulterous-clients-reboots-under-new-leaders_n_10811362.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Make Zoo’s Great Again!
http://mashable.com/2016/07/04/zoo-animal-facts/#SwOpW0w0oZqm
Maybe Mother Nature wants to wipe out Donald Trump, and there’s nothing we can do!
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/can-new-york-be-saved-in-the-era-of-global-warming-20160705
This needs to be made into a Disney movie, but with a happier ending.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/worlds-saddest-polar-bear-arturo-dies-mendoza-zoo-argentina-20-years-captivity_uk_577b74a1e4b073366f0f9822?ir=Canada&
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/humans-now-drive-evolution-on-earth-theyre-creating-and-destroying-species
Meanwhile in Sudbury..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/sudbury-man-punches-black-bear-1.3663954
Meanwhile in Calgary.. 
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-cab-driver-assault-charges-1.3664426
A conversation starter.
http://notable.ca/sadly-phubbing-your-partner-is-no-longer-rude-its-the-norm/
Thanks, Canada Post. 
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/postcard-sent-in-1960-finally-arrives-more-than-55-years-late/ar-AAhNt2u
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/leonardo-dicaprio-wants-his-l-a-friends-to-fly-halfway-across-the-world-to-fight-global-warming

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PREP FOR JULY 5TH 2016

 

A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2801731/rebel-wilson-says-she-gained-weight-to-get-famous/?sf30228101=1
Sharknado 5: Birth, please!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/first-tiger-shark-sonogram-shows-20-toothy-pups-in-utero-1.3660466
“Hilarious”
A conversation starter.
http://driving.ca/auto-news/news/tesla-driver-killed-while-using-autopilot-praised-system
“Hilarious”
http://www.people.com/article/katy-perry-named-most-followed-on-twitter
Awkwaaaaaaaaaard.
http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/new-condom-changes-colors-exposed-stds/
MAKE CARDS GREAT AGAIN!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/parents-create-hilarious-cards-for-the-less-celebrated-baby-milestones_us_57718fd0e4b0f168323a99bc
Squirrel girl? Are comic-book writers even trying anymore?
http://nerdist.com/anna-kendrick-wants-to-play-squirrel-girl/
Then police deployed a banana peel causing him to spin out of control..
http://uproxx.com/webculture/go-kart-highspeed-police-chase-video/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2801978/are-canadians-suckers-for-us-trends/?sf30250499=1
They grow out to fast.
http://mashable.com/2016/06/28/beer-belly-pregnancy-ads/#7UhIittq7EqJ
Game of Thrones; Porn with a better plot line.
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/this-is-how-much-porn-traffic-dropped-during-the-game-of-thrones-season-finale?utm_source=broadlytwitterus
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/spain-skipped-work-15-years_us_57760ea3e4b09b4c43bfdec7
A toxic-free way to clean your house/make everything sticky/attract ants.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2802322/drop-the-chemicals-green-cleaning-products-you-have-around-the-house/?sf30253224=1
Because it’s much safer/reliable/local/responsible to do in person?!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/smartphone-google-android-apple-iphone-applepay-online-shopping-ecommerce-1.3651563

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