Monthly Archives: August 2016

PREP FOR SEPTEMBER 1ST 2016

🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/2911548/man-leaves-infant-son-unrestrained-in-car-intentionally-slams-into-other-cars-at-120-kmhr/?sf34695583=1
Meanwhile in Ontario.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/mushroom-puffball-wiindsor-1.3741266
“Such an impossible body image to live up to”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3764707/Bizarre-optical-illusion-image-floating-head-legs-swimming-pool-leaves-internet-utterly-baffled.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline#ixzz4Ip1tuSIJ
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2911629/rcmp-asks-vigilante-pedophile-hunters-to-leave-law-enforcement-to-the-pros/?sf34701421=1
Looking to get a little tail?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/27/asos-is-now-selling-strap-on-dinosaur-tails-because-fashion-6094341/
I vote for the ‘Flipping the..’
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadians-flock-to-vote-on-national-bird-1.3742898?cmp=rss
And you’re worried about getting a cavity filled..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/30/man-human-head-transplant_n_11776648.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
You just have to wash your sheets twice as much!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3763806/Want-best-sleep-life-bed-NAKED-Expert-reveals-10-easy-ways-banish-insomnia.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/30/mbah-gotho-ready-to-die_n_11781608.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Look up, look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/01/science/ring-of-fire-solar-eclipse.html?_r=0
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PREP FOR AUGUST 31ST 2016

Meanwhile at Air Canada..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/29/air-canada-200-mom-died_n_11765500.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Oh, Canada..
http://www.chartattack.com/news/2016/08/29/all-17-tragically-hip-albums-are-on-the-billboard-canadian-albums-chart-this-week/
Watch out Quebec!!
http://www.mtlblog.com/2015/10/manitoba-saskatchewan-alberta-b-c-want-to-seperate-from-canada/
“dirtier”
http://globalnews.ca/news/2910441/reality-check-are-your-sheets-dirtier-than-a-toilet-seat/?sf34649929=1
Does this even work?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/influencers-paid-advertising-1.3739668?cmp=rss
A conversation starter..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3763432/Why-3-day-weekends-time-Working-help-save-planet-says-scientist.html
End times?
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/heinz-ketchup-cake-recipe-canada/
A conversation starter..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/dogs-language-1.3740980

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PREP FOR AUGUST 30TH 2016

The defence would like to cross examine his browser history.. Ok, ok, I’m guilty!!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-man-google-maps-to-fight-photo-radar-ticket-1.3732880
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/parents-push-back-against-kids-taking-dads-name
Trump wine?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/food-and-wine/wine/theres-a-fourth-wine-colour-and-its-all-the-rage/article31534250/?click=sf_globefb
A new twist on this classic conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/no-tipping-restaurants-university-guelph-bruce-mcadams-1.3735534
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/2908297/community-throws-birthday-party-for-murdered-albuquerque-girl/?sf34548238=1
Yet it still takes us 2 weeks to get across Canada?
http://www.sciencealert.com/meet-solar-express-the-space-train-concept-that-can-get-to-mars-in-two-days
Puppy keg stands!!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-universities-therapy-dogs-1.3735847
Beyond Brownies: From Pot to Pot.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/marijuana-cooking-class-calgary-1.3738658
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/moms-viral-post-slams-people-who-think-c-sections-are-the-easy-way-out_us_57bc71ede4b03d51368ade0a?ir=Canada+Parents&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Just leave the ‘flavour’ on the grill!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/bbq-bristles-danger-doctor-barbeque-1.3739394
Christmas is cancelled.. 🙁
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/lightning-strike-kills-more-than-300-reindeer-in-norway-1.3048291
A conversation starter, conversation starter.
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36954687
It is the law!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/best-census-ever-stats-can-1.3739857

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PREP FOR AUGUST 29TH 2016

Tonight we smoke them out..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghLk-BhT-P8
Only 70?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/25/fox-news-sexist_n_11699550.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/23/maintain-weight-loss_n_11652352.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And I’m never going fishing again..
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/angler-catches-more-bargains-after-8691776
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/23/frozen-food-myths_n_11200996.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Good thing there wasn’t a wall in the way..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com//news/national/us-border-agents-rescue-canadians-from-ontario-house-fire/article31570780/?cmpid=rss1&click=sf_globefb
The Hungover Food Reviewer Coming To Food Network This Fall..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/whitbies-fish-and-chips-lethbridge-1.3737483
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/2905718/baby-covered-in-vomit-bathed-by-cops-after-being-found-in-backseat-of-drunk-driver/?sf34424301=1
QUIT RAISING THE BAR SO HIGH!!
http://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/ontario-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-with-time-capsule-buried-five-years-ago-1.3043888
Gotta strike while the iron’s hot.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/08/macy-gray-covers-metallica-again/
Like anyone’s going to make their own KFC at home..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/kfc-secret-recipe-1.3737381
Meanwhile in Edmonton..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2906605/edmonton-man-discovers-dangerously-deep-hole-in-yard-after-25-years/?sf34457534=1
A conversations starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/into-the-wild-manitoban-matthew-sharp-1.3738319
Or fry them and make them taste good.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hard-boiled-eggs-how-to_us_57b5f4a7e4b00d9c3a160d01?ir=Canada+Living&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/01/why-parents-need-to-let-their-children-fail/272603/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 26TH 2016

#FreeTheRipples?!
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/everything-you-need-to-know-about-go-topless-day-2016-081816
At least the dad will never have to worry about boyfriends after showing them this..
http://mashable.com/2016/08/24/girl-eats-deer-heart/#6Cw9a6bGnSqd
The real threat at the beach.
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/after-the-burkini-ban-people-are-asking-if-france-can-outlaw-fat-men-in-speedos-too–bJxCDWodJdb
What’sApp with that?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/whatsapp-facebook-1.3735848
Who Will Save Your Soul?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/courtney_love_most_90s_hit_songs_were_written_about_me.html?no_takeover
*Hip Hopera
http://www.aux.tv/2016/08/trumps-campaign-manager-once-wrote-hip-hop-shakespeare-adaptation/
A conversation starter
http://globalnews.ca/news/2903251/trying-to-lose-weight-study-links-excess-weight-obesity-to-at-least-8-cancers/
I’d rather watch that then most movies..
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/cineplex-attempts-pop-popcorn-lightning-000000467.html
Improve your SPACE at home. Thanks Nasa!
http://dailyhealthpost.com/nasa-plants-that-purify-the-air-in-your-house/
You would think this is the most Canadian robbery ever, but it isn’t because he stole Bud.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2903502/thief-robs-manitoba-beer-store-wearing-goalie-mask-pads/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 26TH 2016

A conversation starter.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/new-headphones?utm_term=.ijyLxkgxW#.lnRdaq4a8
Ban rats!!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/stoned-rats-thc-ubc-study-1.3732571
The things we do for you ladies..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2899737/crews-use-jackhammer-to-free-student-stuck-after-trying-to-impress-woman/?sf34195216=1
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/23/peters-drive-in_n_11667096.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
He ran on the platform of deporting all cats, and building walls around vacuum cleaners.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dog-mayor-duke_us_57bbebf5e4b00d9c3a19cb19?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&
A conversation starter..
http://motto.time.com/4213583/marriage-wedding-best-age/?xid=time_socialflow_twitter
In other news, dogs are learning to use phonse.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2896263/uber-meets-dog-walking-in-calgarys-new-spot-app/
You can get dates with salad!! You can get dates with salad..
http://www.popsci.com/science-shows-that-men-who-eat-salads-smell-attractive
Scare the technology right out of your children..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3755559/Children-absorbed-iPads-don-t-notice-parents-swapped-strangers.htm
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2892112/should-parents-let-underage-teens-drink-at-home-50-do-survey-says/?sf34237446=1
AND DON’T YOU DARE SAY THERE’S STILL PIZZA POPS.
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/breaking-mccains-pizza-pockets-probably-discontinued-in-canada

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PREP FOR AUGUST 24TH 2016

I LOL’d.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2898164/this-is-the-joke-that-won-funniest-joke-at-the-edinburgh-fringe-festival/?sf34137285=1
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2899191/caught-on-camera-adults-smoke-marijuana-in-front-of-toddler-blow-smoke-in-kids-face/?sf34174944=1
That kiss in Kingston..
http://globalnews.ca/news/2896740/the-tragically-hip-in-kingston-who-was-the-couple-seen-making-out-during-bobcaygeon/?sf34069771=1
And they want to build a wall around us..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/floatdown-sarnia-americans-wash-ashore-1.3730792
Celebrity peer pressure.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/eddie-murphy-says-he-refused-to-do-cocaine-with-robin-williams-and-john-belushi-so-they-labelled-him-tightass
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/i-wanted-to-puke-and-die-and-leave-why-boot-camp-is-an-abusive-workout-trend-and-needs-to-be-stopped
The cheating where you only get a bit in trouble?
http://theberry.com/2016/08/22/micro-cheating-what-it-is-and-6-ways-you-might-be-doing-it-without-realizing/
A conversation starter.
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/super-nintendo-25-year-anniversary-why-snes-still-matters-w435671
Drugs, drugs, drugs, some are good. Some are nachos.
http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/indybest/food-drink/cheese-triggers-the-same-part-of-brain-as-hard-drugs-study-finds-a6707011.html?cmpid=facebook-post
Meanwhile in August.
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/snow-in-august-heres-where-in-canada/71378/
WHY?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/keep-from-getting-too-crispy-with-kfcs-fried-chicken-scented-sunscreen_us_57bb09f0e4b00d9c3a18a488
What could possibly go wrong?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/obesity-over-weight-obalon-balloon-a7046786.html
Perhaps time to take the wife away this weekend?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2895903/august-one-of-the-peak-times-for-divorce-research-shows/?sf34046834=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/danielle-s-mclaughlin/teachers-free-speech_b_11609348.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Egypt.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/egypt-broadcaster-weight_us_57bb538ae4b00d9c3a19408a?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Isn’t that how we’re suppose to live?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/the-anger-is-palpable-tensions-grow-in-u-s-towns-as-homeless-seek-refuge-in-national-parks
A conversation starter.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/23/the-reason-why-theres-no-cure-for-period-pain-will-make-your-menstrual-blood-boil-6085181/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 23RD 2016

Can I go instead?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/mississauga-teen-911-call-cottage-1.3730054
A conversation starter.
http://www.lythamstannesexpress.co.uk/news/offbeat/do-you-think-it-s-okay-to-allow-children-to-drink-some-alcohol-at-home-1-8078038
You can start to complain about the Olympics now.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/olympics-economics-curmudgeon-pittis-1.3726383
Meanwhile in Ontario..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/in-a-hot-busy-summer-hamilton-paramedics-cultivate-their-garden-1.3730129
That’s one Halibut fish..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/couple-reels-200-pound-fish-1.3729369
Gross.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08-22/don-t-toss-that-food-wrapping-you-can-eat-it
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/father-speaks-to-bullies_us_57b172c7e4b007c36e4f2965?ir=Canada+Parents&
Even prisoners are watching their health.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2895823/ramen-noodles-may-have-replaced-cigarettes-as-most-popular-currency-among-u-s-prisoners-study/?sf34029440=1
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2895873/hate-your-job-in-your-20s-youll-feel-the-health-effects-by-the-time-youre-40-study-warns/?sf34035254=1
We can all sleep easier now..
http://money.cnn.com/2016/08/22/technology/barbra-streisand-siri-name/

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PREP FOR AUGUST 22ND 2016

Kids bake the darndest things.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/dad-accidentally-eats-eats-four-weed-brownies-says-awful-things-to-cat-6075582/
The Ikea monkey has fallen on hard times.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/diaper-wearing-monkey-attacks-walmart-employee-1.3030919
I need to read more.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-hilarious-moment-couple-having-8661877

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/god-is-trying-to-send-us-a-message-pastor-who-believes-god-wants-to-punish-gays-driven-from-home-by-floods
Finally a good use for a Keurig machine..  
http://mentalfloss.com/article/84900/introducing-cold-medicine-comes-k-cup-form
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/20/edmonton-girl-leg-water-slide_n_11627860.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Dark Side of The Road Apples.
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/road-apples-mystery/
Meanwhile on the internet..
https://www.merryjane.com/culture/naked-weed-report-women-cannabis-industry
Get out your calendars/thick sun glasses!
http://www.9news.com/ext/news/nation-now/the-great-american-eclipse-is-a-year-from-today/73/nationnow/1K0mUUGLhKOmiaSy8qGoS0
To be fair, Fantasy has a pretty good rhythm.
http://uproxx.com/tv/nick-cannon-mariah-carey-sex-soundtrack/
A conversation starter..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/micro-pig-quebec-1.3729546
#ThankYouGord
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/21/gord-downie-fund-brain-cancer_n_11637926.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Only 50? Amateurs..
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/personalfinance/50-weird-ways-people-go-broke/ss-BBvE26P?li=AAggFp5#image=1

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PREP FOR AUGUST 19TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://notable.ca/a-surprising-amount-of-millennials-would-go-back-to-a-job-they-quit/
*Eggplant Emoji*
https://www.engadget.com/2016/08/15/tinder-says-gifs-and-emoji-lead-to-better-connections/
What could possibly go wrong?
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/leaked_documents_suggest_disneyland_is_testing_out_real_lightsabers
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2887543/heres-how-much-exercise-you-need-each-week-to-fight-off-5-diseases/?sf33606325=1
Just in time for back to school..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/17/bullied-celebrities_n_11567526.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Maybe this is why dogs hate vacuums..
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-wake-up-horrific-poo-8641154#rlabs=5%20rt$category%20p$6
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/its-a-different-ballgame-the-fine-art-of-serving-drunk-people-a-unique-niche-that-isnt-for-the-faint-of-heart
Drugs, drugs, drugs! Some are good, some are badass.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/bacteria-drug-delivery-tumour-martel-1.3723594?cmp=rss
Meanwhile on the internet..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/just-a-chicken-in-blue-pants-going-olympic-in-the-yard_us_57b4876ae4b04ff88399c491?ir=Canada&section=ca_canada&
#TBT #90sKids
http://sobadsogood.com/2016/08/17/what-instagram-would-look-if-it-was-made-windows-95/
Don’t leave your life-like dolls in the car!!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/police-officer-smashes-car-window-performs-cpr-on-a-lifelike-reborn-doll-mistaken-for-dying-infant
*Sexercise
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/17/exercises-for-better-sex_n_11546866.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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