Monthly Archives: October 2016

PREP FOR OCTOBER 31ST 2016

Meanwhile in the internet..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/pornhub_offers_to_save_vine_six_seconds_is_more_than_enough
Lotto tickets, then diamonds, now this? It’s almost as if Millennials don’t make any money.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/28/millennial-credit-cards_n_12695040.html
Meanwhile in Halifax.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/halifax-worlds-biggest-eye-contact-experiment-1.3821532
So now they’re after pilot’s jobs?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/29/uber-flying-cars-vtol_n_12703508.html
This winter will be winter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/21/canada-winter-forecast-2017_n_12123990.html
A conversation starter.
http://nypost.com/2016/10/28/is-john-lennons-imagine-the-worst-song-of-all-time/
Yes, he just needs to mullet over.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-26/ziggy-mosslmani-loses-mullet-defamation-case-in-sydney-court/7967978
Good thing no one pays attention to Facebook ads.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/28/facebook-advertising_n_12691240.html
They are Halloween.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/in-defense-kerrs-molasses-kisses-1.3824498
Apple’s new strategy: Just remove something useful.
http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/10/25/13409258/apple-new-macbook-pro-no-escape-key
‘Mom’ knows best..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/acetaminophen-safety-1.3822434
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3029234/police-release-photo-of-indiana-mother-overdosing-on-heroin-with-baby-in-car/
WHY?!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/michelleno/this-pop-up-is-cooking-tiny-pizzas-and-theyre-so-cute?sub=4385131_9873455&utm_term=.npJd5nv5r#.uc4k6Ge6g
What could possibly go wrong?!
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/10/29/bloodsucking-parasitic-hookworms-could-help-make-millions-of-people-healthier-study.html

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 28TH 2016

Make BC’s North Great again!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/26/donald-trump-grandfather-prostitutes_n_12661890.html
Bold.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/26/whisky-fort-mcmurray-wildfires_n_12662124.html
The other 44% were too busy looking at their phones.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/majority-of-canadians-support-legislation-to-ban-distracted-walking-poll-suggests-1.3822086
That would win my vote!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/26/zach-galifianakis_n_12663264.html
Maybe she just got cable?
http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/27/13433304/yoko-ono-perfume-hat-art-exhibit
Meanwhile in Toronto.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/balcony-proposal-yonge-eglinton-1.3822268
Ugh. I wasted my high school yearbook quote on angsty lyrics.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/59a0e2/this_was_predicted_by_a_guy_at_mission_viejo_high/
Why does the CBSC exist again?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/dildos-on-daytime-tv-no-problem-tv-regulator-clears-phallic-toys-f-word-in-recent-ruling
The Oilers finally win something..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3029289/oilers-foundation-makes-one-time-exception-gives-67k-5050-raffle-prize-to-single-dad/
Give a dog some bones..
http://mashable.com/2016/10/26/dog-skeleton-prank/#xmJF7VmVLqq2
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3027714/cholesterol-tests-for-toddlers-sound-crazy-but-it-may-help-prevent-heart-disease/
This is why people don’t take us seriously. This is crime in Canada.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3027714/cholesterol-tests-for-toddlers-sound-crazy-but-it-may-help-prevent-heart-disease/

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 27TH 2016

He was arrested on forestable conpinement charges.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/25/man-dressed-up-as-tree-arrested_n_12637560.html
Pizza should be happy.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/25/pizza-worlds-saddest-polar-bear_n_12649614.html
What could possibly go wrong?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/25/self-driving-cars-employment-catastrophe_n_12641204.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/26/global-gender-pay-gap_n_12654768.html
Meanwhile in Halifax
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/nacho-cheese-scotiabank-centre-1.3820932
Why is eating so hard?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3022744/top-5-ways-you-could-be-slowing-your-metabolism/
Meanwhile in Annapolis Royal
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-pumpkin-display-annapolis-royal-1.3818819
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/canada-food-waste-1.3813965
She can also cry if she wants to.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3026856/hillary-clinton-wished-herself-a-happy-birthday-on-twitter-and-some-people-find-that-strange/
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/photo-radar-speeding-ticket-winnipeg-holiday-1.3818359
Phone book news!
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/gord_downies_shiny_suit_is_on_the_cover_of_a_kingston_on_phonebook
Especially after the US Presidential election.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/early-birthday-present-canada-named-best-country-to-visit-in-2017-1.3130251
Is this how kids see the world?
http://mashable.com/2016/10/25/dad-turns-sons-drawings-into-reality/

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 26TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/small-business/talent/proposal-to-extend-parental-leave-worries-business-owners/article32486191/
Meanwhile in Medicine Hat..
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/10/24/judges-in-medicine-hat-custody-case-ordered-boy-not-to-wear-girls-clothes-in-public?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=recommend-button&utm_campaign=Judges+in+Medicine+Hat+custody+case+ordered+boy+not+to+wear+girls+clothes+in+public
There goes my hero..
http://mashable.com/2016/10/21/middle-seat-both-armrests/
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/3022308/family-receives-letter-to-future-self-from-teen-14-years-after-he-was-killed/
Cause men never forget to do anything..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/almost-instant-male-birth-control-pill-or-even-nasal-spray-is-in-the-works-british-scientists-say
My grandparents are going to be so happy!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/21/melanie-joly-newspaper-industry_n_12593042.html
Awww. I’ll never eat deer again.
http://mashable.com/2016/10/21/deer-hunter-head-scratch/
How will we know someone’s playing a doctor on tv without these?!
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/1024-scope
A conversation starter.
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/media/why-pineapples-and-watermelons-make-better-jack-o-lanterns-than-pumpkins/2299881
In their defence none of it is really chicken.. http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/a-grandmother-is-suing-kfc-for-20-million-because-she-didnt-get-enough-chicken
#ClownLivesMatter
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/22/angry-clowns-confront-store-owner-over–racist–no-clowns-allowed-sign-in-london-ont?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=recommend-button&utm_campaign=Angry+clowns+confront+store+owner+over++%27racist%27++%27No+Clowns+Allowed%27+sign+in+London%2C+Ont.
Meanwhile in Whitecourt
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/24/canada-best-restroom-gas-station_n_12622458.html
Who buys chicken wings on the black market?!
http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/10/judge_does_it_take_a_mastermind_to_steal_41k_in_chicken_wings.html
At least it’s for charity..
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/10/pooping-pooches-2017/

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 24TH & 25TH 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/burgeo-woman-samaritans-purse-beliefs-1.3580597
This better mean more episodes of The Ranch
http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/?toURL=http://www.forbes.com/sites/maddieberg/2016/10/24/netflix-is-about-to-give-you-800-million-worth-of-original-content/&refURL=https://news.google.ca/&referrer=https://news.google.ca/
Well this is depressing..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/retirement-planning-peter-armstrong-1.3811753
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/halloween-bathurst-bylaw-1.3814632
Is this the Sudbury Incident?
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/10/20/baby-jesus-statue-faces-second-beheading-in-downtown-sudbury.html
Drinks out for Harambe.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/10/20/london-zoo-gorilla-drank-5l-of-juice-during-escape.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/walmart-food-waste-go-public-1.3813162
I wonder if they’ll feature any of the 2016 presidential election coverage.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/20/shudder-streaming-canada_n_12572090.html
Flipping bottles leads to flipping tables.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3018662/bottle-flipping-craze-is-driving-adults-everywhere-mad/
“Oh no, Harry just pooped..”
http://mashable.com/2016/10/21/harry-potter-hamsters/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#Ip1nFz0MCqqH
I never did trust clouds..
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/bermuda-triangle-mystery-may-have-just-been-solved-w446226
Turns out fake food isn’t good for you.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/soylent-bar-recall-1.3817016
I wonder how many fans he has.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/10/watch-this-guy-rip-a-solo-on-an-electric-fan/
Maybe we should stop putting the internet on everything..
https://www.thestar.com/business/2016/10/24/smart-appliances-now-used-in-cyberattacks-to-bring-down-the-internet.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/university-groups-try-to-stave-off-offensive-costumes-pre-halloween-1.3818424
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PREP FOR OCTOBER 21ST 2016

Why not, kids are pretty evil as it is.
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-satanic-after-school-20160928-snap-story.html
For those times you want to watch Cheech and Chong movies but still retain some class.
http://www.storypick.com/weed-wine/
I guess my football coach should have been suspended too
http://news.nationalpost.com/sports/quebec-minor-hockey-coach-who-assigned-push-ups-as-punishment-for-losing-suspended-for-season
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-homelessness-2016-progress-1.3813502?cmp=rss
This is the best written list I’ve ever read.
http://www.whiskeyriff.com/2015/07/01/16-reasons-a-shower-beer-is-the-greatest-thing-ever/
Great. Hipsters just found out about the 90’s
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/blotendo-edmonton-gamer-dreams-up-new-instrument-1.3812055
Something, something, screw Air Canada..
http://business.financialpost.com/entrepreneur/growth-strategies/how-to-avoid-getting-thrown-off-an-overbooked-flight-and-other-snafus
So only do you have a horrible recurring headache..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/bacteria-migraines-1.3811940
Why waste time with pouring..
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/guzzle-buddy-wine-glass-attaches-to-bottle-a7367176.html
You know it’s really not good for you when it turns water against you.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-mom-mdma-daughter-death-1.3811874

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 20TH 2016

Oh great, now Trumps going to win.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3013277/madonna-offers-oral-sex-to-anyone-voting-for-hillary-clinton/?sf39336390=1
Meanwhile in Windsor.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/windsor-humane-society-apologizes-for-trump-inspired-campaign-asking-public-to-grab-a-pussy
To be fair, it’s probably not that hard to top the charts these days.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/10/an-album-of-music-for-cats-is-topping-the-charts/
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3013481/nb-man-survives-being-shot-in-face-by-misfiring-rifle-now-seeking-answers/?sf39336735=1
A conversation starter.
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Canada/2016/10/18/22675704.html
I did this once, apparently I have nice calves (especially in heels).
http://nypost.com/2016/10/17/you-wont-believe-how-many-guys-are-shaving-their-legs/
Also, you’ll be required to visit Bryan Adams website at least once an hour.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/internet-canadian-content-government-1.3810251
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/i-was-retired-content-and-then-i-fell-phil-collins-on-alcoholism-a-growing-risk-among-the-50-plus?__lsa=fd52-26a9
Meanwhile in Pictou..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/nose-bitten-man-convicted-assault-drunken-fight-pictou-wake-1.3812191

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 19TH 2016

Meanwhile in Halifax.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/pants-robbery-halifax-police-crime-1.3808141
And then this..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/dalhousie-apologizes-for-fully-monty-performance-1.3808941

Well, this has been a real eye opener..
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/10/health/how-often-should-i-wash-everything/index.html
This information would have been a lot more useful 3 decades ago..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/17/how-to-pronounce-adidas_n_12526070.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/checkup/blog/youth-and-adult-wages-should-not-be-equal-student-1.3807650
Pink Crush.
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/17/man-loses-penis-after-getting-it-stuck-in-pop-bottle?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=recommend-button&utm_campaign=Man+loses+penis+after+getting+it+stuck+in+pop+bottle
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/17/youtube-cable-tv-teens_n_12529450.html
Meanwhile in Las Vegas.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3008480/las-vegas-gun-store-promotes-pre-hillary-sale-for-semi-automatic-weapon/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3007178/why-the-government-cant-charge-more-than-10-a-gram-for-legal-pot/
If Santa can do it..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/18/tucson-chimney-rescue_n_12542694.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Meanwhile in Florida.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/10/17/Florida-woman-explodes-car-wash-vacuum-by-using-it-on-gasoline/8701476723616/?spt=sec&or=on

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 17TH AND 18TH

Meanwhile in West Virginia..
http://the-daily.buzz/snitches-note-tips-off-cops/
What about when cats do it?
http://now.howstuffworks.com/2016/09/23/dog-zoomies-frap-frenetic-random-activity-period
A conversation starter.
http://www.kerrangradio.co.uk/music/news/metallicas-james-hetfield-reveals-why-he-wont-pose-for-photos-with-fans/
This is depressing..
https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/283524?utm_source=wh&utm_medium=msp&utm_campaign=wh#mp:qipp:wh;&utm_content=inf_10_90_2&tse_id=INF_e28c8790930c11e6bd3ee3ca348530db
Everything is a scam.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/car-wrapper-scam-dartmouth-1.3806916
A conversation starter.
https://medium.com/@SaraJBenincasa/a-gentle-reminder-that-jesus-was-a-brown-middle-eastern-refugee-who-would-not-have-voted-for-donald-3aec4eaf1620#.l7bln63c8
Why does eating have to be so complicated?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/fitness/want-to-build-muscle-its-not-what-you-eat-but-when/article16069147/?click=sf_globefb
And it’s going to be UUUUUUGE.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/10/17/trump-tv-media-company_n_12523600.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Thanks, Obama.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/why-canadian-club-is-cheaper-in-america-a-product-by-product-look-at-the-u-s-canada-price-gap
Probably thought it was Bigfoot.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/pedals-the-walking-bear-that-captured-hearts-around-the-world-was-killed-by-a-hunter-in-new-jersey
A conversation starter.
https://www.airbnb.ca/night-at/dracula?locale=en

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PREP FOR OCTOBER 14TH 2016

Canada’s version of “Rage Against The Machine”.
https://petitions.parl.gc.ca/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-456
Meanwhile in Winnipeg..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/mouse-car-winnipeg-1.3800941
Meanwhile in Facebook..
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/10/auston-matthews-retires-greatest-leaf-franchise-history/
Meanwhile in Edmonton..
http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=969974
WHAT?! We don’t know how to change diapers!! 😉
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mens-restrooms-will-now-require-baby-changing-stations-thanks-obama_us_57fbe25ee4b068ecb5e0d3b0
A conversation starter..
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/07/cyborg-sex-cafe
5. Better circulation due to not having pants on for unknown reasons.
http://shareably.net/health-benefits-of-drinking-tequila/?utm_source=scrape&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=scrape&utm_term=Z6dUjzpsf-mKkf5n7e1UWPUlXxu_T8IdIWcW2gjnkrQ%3D
Meanwhile in Newfoundland..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/newfoundland-driver-hits-moose-while-looking-at-other-driver-who-hit-moose-and-three-other-moose-crashes

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