Monthly Archives: November 2016

PREP FOR NOVEMBER 30TH 2016

Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/man-dragged-by-ctrain-was-stunting-prior-to-incident-1.3182440
Meanwhile in Houston..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3095716/caught-on-camera-woman-opens-emergency-exit-jumps-out-of-taxiing-plane-in-houston/
Meanwhile in Fredericton..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/fredericton-police-pizza-1.3872298
Back to Calgary..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/disney-training-calgary-defended-1.3872151
Meanwhile in NFLD..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/operation-titanium-drug-bust-1.3872729
Back to New Brunswick..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/vegan-buys-giant-23-pound-bay-of-fundy-lobster-returns-it-to-ocean/article33095048/
Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/women-only-gym-time-proposal-at-carleton-incites-heated-debate-across-campus
And back to Fredericton..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/frredericton-street-hockey-bylaw-equipment-1.3871476
Meanwhile in Gavle..
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-monday-edition-1.3871129/g%C3%A4vle-a-city-in-sorrow-after-giant-christmas-goat-goes-up-in-flames-again-1.3871132
And back to NFLD..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/bellaliant-phone-internet-fees-branch-family-1.3868426
Meanwhile in PEI..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-rcmp-hops-farm-marijuana-1.3871184
Meanwhile in Ontario..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/28/sam-oosterhoff_n_13287438.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And this is why celebrities don’t do their own shopping.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/nicolas_cage_spotted_grocery_shopping_in_osoyoos
Now I’m starting to understand why people like hockey so much..
http://news.nationalpost.com/features/hockey-parent-confidential
Word of the year 2016..
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/11/29/dictionarycom-names-xenophobia-word-of-the-year.html
What actually should be the word of the year 2016..
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/11/merriam-webster-2016-word-year-fuuuuuuuuuuck/
Kids these days..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/satoru-yamada-tuktoyaktuk-journey-1.3871798
You’ve gotta fight, for your right.… to PAAAAAAARENT.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/beastie-boys-ad-rock-designs-shoe-for-planned-parenthood-w452669
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/28/meat-tax_n_13291506.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001

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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 29TH 2016

Meanwhile in Morocco
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/28/moroccan-tv-domestic-violence-makeup_n_13281536.html
Poop vacuum?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/27/can-you-solve-nasas-space-poop-problem-6285519/
We can now sleep easy.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/nelly_finally_explains_the_excel_spreadsheet_texting_from_his_dilemma_video
In other decade old music news.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/erykah_badu_reveals_how_she_and_her_mom_really_felt_about_outkasts_ms_jackson
Meanwhile in PEI.
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/a-pei-police-department-is-prepared-to-use-nickelback-to-punish-drunk-drivers
A conversation starter.
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/teachers-on-facebook-is-posting-that-beach-bikini-shot-going-too-far
This does not make Will Smith happy.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/28/automation-canada-job-losses_n_13286168.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
When I was a teen I made a pretty cool mix tape.
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/11/28/toronto-teen-uses-app-to-give-visually-impaired-a-new-look-at-the-world.html
This needs to be turned into a reality show.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/25/polly-the-anxious-goat-is-only-calm-when-she-wears-her-duck-costume-6282659/
GTA in the GTA.
http://news.nationalpost.com/toronto/ontario-police-stop-11-year-old-boy-who-took-car-out-for-joy-ride-after-playing-grand-theft-auto
I can kind of seen it.
http://magafeed.com/is-justin-trudeau-the-son-of-fidel-castro/
Meanwhile in Japan.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3093052/man-leaves-poop-package-on-porch-to-get-back-at-thieves/
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/11/28/japan-skating-rink-sparks-uproar-after-displaying-5000-dead-fish-in-ice.html
Caught brown handed.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3093052/man-leaves-poop-package-on-porch-to-get-back-at-thieves/

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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 28th 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/12/healthy-eating-habits_n_9219122.html
This is both fun and depressing.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/personal-finance/household-finances/gen-y-the-can-i-afford-to-move-out-calculator/article18847501/
Meanwhile in Cape Breton.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/transport-truck-traffic-crash-cape-breton-seal-island-bridge-1.3869984
What? You can’t give drugs as gifts anymore?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-busted-with-dollar330000-of-weed-wrapped-like-christmas-gifts-during-traffic-stop/ar-AAkNuoP
I suppose that would be the #punkrawk thing to do.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/punk-memorabilia-burned-london-1.3869908
That’ll show him!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/27/dump-tower-trump_n_13267460.html
Meanwhile in Gatineau.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/gatineau-driver-died-swerving-his-minivan-into-pickup-truck-in-fit-of-road-rage-with-his-kids-on-board
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/sylvain-brunette-jail-cats-1.3869424
Meanwhile on the internet.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/22/superwoman-sandwich-tutorial_n_13151016.html
“While controversial, Darth Vader achieved great heights in space construction & played a formative role in his son’s life”
http://www.macleans.ca/politics/ottawa/trudeaueulogies-trends-after-controversial-castro-statement/
Take that rest of Canada!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/moncton-tims-king-of-canada-1.3864516
They still deliver mail?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/grenier-canada-post-poll-1.3862270
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/24/lying-about-santa_n_13201672.html
Birds are dicks.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/national/dashcam-captures-the-moment-a-bird-throws-a-snake-at-a-car/news-story/b58bd1f2ff254757ae48757baad2045a

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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 25TH 2016

Or an 8 year old.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/ice-cream-breakfast-more-intelligent-japanese-scientist-yoshihiko-koga-smarter-clever-morning-a7434091.html
This is how the robots take over.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/sweat-skin-patch-health-tracking-1.3864621
Stick to pianos, man.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/billy-joel-takes-blame-bruce-springsteens-bike-breaking-down-veterans-day-950282
And they were just reading it for the articles.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/south-korea-viagra-pills-1.3863468
This needs to be made into a heritage moment.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/23/michelle-rempel-22-minutes-fart_n_13176576.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/23/verruckt-waterslide_n_13179940.html
Squirrel 2020
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/squirrel-criticized-hospitalized-alderman_us_5834c2f6e4b09b6055ff773f
Meanwhile in Australia.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/thunderstorm-asthma-melbourne-1.3863495
But also, https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/11/24/aussie-underpants-hero-leads-police-to-crash-suspect.html
This Berns.
http://business.financialpost.com/fp-comment/william-watson-heres-what-canadas-one-per-centers-now-earn-and-pay-in-taxes-they-aint-what-they-used-to-be
How could you eat with some many farts in there?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3087379/scott-brison-left-red-faced-after-being-caught-eating-during-question-period/
Meanwhile in Labrador..  
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/dorothy-michelin-aged-96-served-over-muskrat-falls-1.3864608

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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 24TH 2016

Meanwhile in Nova Scotia.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/internet-black-widow-signs-peace-bond-1.3863909
Also.. #decent
http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2016/11/23/trailer-park-boys-to-have-name-on-pot-brand-when-legalized-.html
He just returned it back home. #hero
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/11/22/Truck-driver-fired-via-text-allegedly-dumped-corn-on-highway/7791479825361/
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/iea-gasoline-oil-energy-1.3863777
Scare your children away from candy forever..
http://mashable.com/2016/11/22/gravy-candy-canes/
Meanwhile in Alberta.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/22/jennifer-halford-cancer-faker_n_13156086.html
Ketchup is inappropriate.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/the-important-questions-is-it-inappropriate-to-dip-a-burger-in-ketchup-rather-than-spread-it-on
They’re just like us.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/drunk-birds-window-collisions-1.3861525
Probably a better question for the kids.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/21/is-it-ok-to-be-naked-in-front-of-your-kids_n_13133636.html
A heartwarming US story for a change.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/86-year-old-teaches-himself-to-knit-to-make-tiny-caps-for-preemies_us_58330eaee4b099512f83c3f6

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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 23RD 2016

Cause that’s what people want to see when they open up a Playboy.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/photographer_suing_playboy_for_using_photo_of_paul_mccartneys_mullet?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/boredom-benefits-1.3860655
Good to know after #FartGate last week.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/21/fart-facts_n_13127998.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
And they’re at it again..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/21/simon-marcil-bullshit_n_13137128.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/veterans-hehr-pot-policy-1.3861534
Be called !@%#ing stupid by a celebrity!
http://variety.com/2016/digital/news/gordon-ramsay-cooking-course-masterclass-1201923437/
How dare they leave their customers “too full”.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/customers-are-suing-chipotle-for-selling-300-calorie-burritos-that-left-them-feeling-too-full
The happiest man on earth.
http://www.today.com/news/man-doesn-t-know-donald-trump-won-presidential-election-t105159
It’s tough being a 20 year old.
https://www.thestar.com/life/fashion_style/2016/11/22/millennials-using-botox-to-stay-young-looking-plastic-surgeons-say.html
I bet it was the cat.
http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/it-just-makes-you-sick-christmas-trees-vandalized-in-central-n-b-1.3170755
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3079586/phasing-out-coal-good-for-the-environment-bad-for-your-wallet/
More reason to eat pizza.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3079633/heres-why-your-bagged-salad-is-always-a-food-poisoning-risk
You know you got a problem when..
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/axl-rose-donald-trump-hamilton/
#2016
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/sweet_jesus_theres_a_hipster_nativity_scene_you_can_buy?utm
Can we really trust the US government anymore?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/homeopathy-treatments-must-be-labelled-to-say-they-do-not-work-us-government-orders-a7429776.html?cmpid=facebook-post
Hasn’t Hamilton been through enough?
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/people-give-social-media-bad-name-trump-supporters-go-wrong-hamilton/
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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 21ST & 22ND 2016

A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/spruce-grove-girl-wrong-stop-chloe-ruffell-1.3858083
The 2016 war on drugs.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3070170/legal-pot-could-sell-for-5-a-gram-or-less/
The exploding Samsung is starting to look like a better buy.
http://elitedaily.com/social-news/iphone-camera-augmented-reality/1695215/
Meanwhile in Manitoba..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/couple-emerges-living-six-months-manitoba-wilderness-1.3853887
The David Suzuki special no one wants to see.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/nikki-fotheringham/eco-friendly-sex_b_13053764.html
Has she not heard of Tums?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/police-mistake-baking-soda-cocaine-jail_us_582f6d43e4b030997bbf6508
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/nova-scotia-boy-adam-graves-homeless-care-kits-project-1.3858965
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/programs/metromorning/food-banks-food-insecurity-basic-income-1.3857066
Too late. *sniffle
http://globalnews.ca/news/3075726/how-to-survive-the-cold-and-flu-season-without-getting-sick/
*Slams McFlurry into counter*
http://www.dailyedge.ie/terrys-chocolate-orange-mcflurry-3089829-Nov2016/
And they say romance is dead..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/18/wedding-ring-penis_n_13074032.html
“This is fantastic news” – 2001
http://www.aux.tv/2016/11/metallicas-discography-now-available-on-napster/
I feel betrayed.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/18/super-size-me-star-morgan-spurlock-opening-fast-food-restaurant.html
How to get along with your neighbours.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3277980/Everybody-loves-good-neighbours-Couples-live-built-pub-homes-socialise-night.html
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/fourteen-year-old-dying-girl-wins-right-to-attempt-a-return-from-the-dead-by-being-cryogenically-frozen
WHY?!
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-38013241
Meanwhile in North Bay.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/thunder-from-down-under-north-bay-1.3855712
WHY?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/17/macdonalds-table-service_n_13056446.html
Meanwhile in Manitoba.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/11/17/Polar-bear-petting-dog-caught-on-camera-in-Manitoba/3661479391002/
Yet I can’t be bothered to measure the grounds while making coffee in the morning.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/perfec-coffee-math-1.3855025
Meanwhile in PEI.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-cow-farting-1.3856202
Also, #millennials
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/phone-book-students-journalism-holland-college-1.3853688
When you’re actually sick?!
http://elitedaily.com/news/experts-say-time-call-in-sick/1693747/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/16/city-economic-forecast-canada-2017_n_13019040.html
🙁
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/dog-purposefully-run-down-by-driver-after-she-waved-pooch-owner-across-the-street-police-say
And who doesn’t want to taste like salt and stickiness?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/poutine-on-the-ritz-1.3855327
Step one: Stop taking selfies.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/research-selfie-deaths-1.3858271

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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 18TH 2016

Carma.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/drivers_using_reflective_face_decals_to_discourage_high-beam_users
And they say romance is dead.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/drake_asked_out_espns_doris_burke_while_wearing_a_shirt_with_her_face_on_it
Woo hoo! We can afford to eat again.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/16/food-prices-canada-loblaws-metro_n_13023100.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/15/maintain-weight-loss_n_12988788.html
Did he come to this conclusion before or after Trump was elected though?
http://nypost.com/2016/11/16/stephen-hawking-believes-we-have-maybe-1000-years-left/
No pressure though..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/16/marriage-age-divorce_n_13011864.html
This will get the people GOING.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/11/kanye-west-wants-will-ferrell-to-make-his-biopic/
When the drugs are on the TSX.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/17/marijuana-stocks-canada-trading-halted_n_13045250.html
Or maybe people didn’t really know what to say.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/isla_fischer_pasted_amy_adams_face_on_her_family_christmas_cards_and_no_one_noticed

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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 17TH 2016

A conversation starter.
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/11/15/more-canadians-are-using-food-banks-new-report-suggests.html

http://www.aux.tv/2016/11/tony-bennett-met-his-wife-before-she-was-born/
I guess they were doing more than just smoking in the boys room.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/11/motley-crue-are-being-sued-for-spraying-opening-act-with-pee/
But bad for having nice things.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/14/cat-good-for-health_n_12866406.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-billed-60-not-turning-9264327
Remember when milk wasn’t complicated?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/milk-fat-kids-1.3853270
Does this mean we’re going to be going to war with Argentina?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/just-in-time-for-trudeaus-visit-argentina-declares-a-pitiless-war-of-extermination-on-the-canadian-beaver
100 problems.
http://www.aux.tv/2016/11/princes-estate-is-suing-jay-z-for-copyright-infringement/
Hey girl..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/ryan_gosling_says_his_fans_prefer_fake_ryan_gosling_accounts_on_twitter?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
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PREP FOR NOVEMBER 16TH 2016

A conversation starter
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/friendfinder-adult-website-hacked-1.3850571Wait a minute Mr. Postman.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3067710/john-lennon-letter-to-paul-mccartney-surfaces-and-its-not-pleasant/
And no headphone jack either..
http://www.aux.tv/2016/11/apple-unveils-300-coffee-table-book/
How dare she.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/15/oprah-donald-trump-backlash_n_12986864.html
And if we know anything about Alberta, it’s that it cares about what celebrities think.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/cody-battershill/before-the-flood_b_12888128.html
Everything is a scam.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3067595/text-message-fraud-cost-canadians-half-a-million-dollars-so-far-in-2016/
Meanwhile in Quebec.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/jury-convicts-men-who-drained-3000-tonnes-or-18-7m-worth-of-maple-syrup-from-quebec-warehouse
Makes sense.
https://yourfriendshouse.com/news/study-finds-people-who-enjoy-energy-drinks-are-more-likely-to-be-assholes/
Meanwhile in Florida.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/14/john-sousa-florida-high-school_n_12969818.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/depression-teens-1.3850011
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