Monthly Archives: February 2017

PREP FOR MARCH 1ST 2017

Strike while the irons hot..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/u2_accused_of_stealing_achtung_baby_song?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
A conversation starter.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2017/02/22/british-man-will-never-see-a-penny-of-exs-24m-lottery-winnings
Meanwhile in the Oval Office..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kellyanne-conway-oval-office-sofa-meme_us_58b533ace4b0a8a9b785b390?ir=Canada&
Why isn’t the Oasis brothers not a reality tv show yet?
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/liam_gallagher_is_fighting_with_a_manchester_pub_over_trackpants?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
It’s about time something positive came out of Toronto hockey.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/brampton-goalie-boogie-1.4002419
Meanwhile in PEI.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/p-e-i-swastika-kids-surprize-bag-recall-1.4000865
Cause that would be a relaxing vacation..
http://time.com/4684849/elon-musk-spacex-moon-trip-2018/
Sad!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/i-think-he-is-behind-it-trump-blames-obama-for-organizing-protests-against-him
Is there a lobster black market?
http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/n-s-rcmp-seek-thieves-who-made-off-with-6-000-worth-of-lobster-1.3303203
I don’t know if I want to look like a Doug..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3274520/why-people-look-like-their-names-study/
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
https://www.localxpress.ca/national-news/audi-driver-pleads-guilty-after-video-shows-him-mowing-down-man-in-road-rage-548030
I’ll be checking for bedbugs from now on..
http://www.ottawasun.com/2017/02/27/woman-eaten-to-death-by-bedbugs-caretaker-charged
Trumps going to have a field day with this one!
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/french-police-sharpshooter-accidentally-opens-fire-during-hollande-speech-injuring-two-people

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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 27TH & 28TH 2017

And the winner is..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/call-me-steve-harvey-to-warren-beatty-after-oscars-best-picture-flub-1.3302817?autoPlay=true
Why are there so many envelops is the real question.
http://time.com/4683668/oscars-2017-wrong-envelope-lala-land-moonlight/?xid=time_socialflow_twitter
A conversation starter
http://globalnews.ca/news/3253656/should-parents-be-rewarded-for-bringing-well-behaved-kids-to-a-restaurant/
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3274474/calgary-man-suffers-3rd-degree-burns-after-e-cigarette-battery-explodes-in-pocket/
The shape you don’t talk about?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/dr-alison-chen-nd/best-poo-shape_b_9470848.html
Robot insurers?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3270429/self-driving-cars-insurance-liability/
Everything is bad for you..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/amyrose-lane/food-fooling-you_b_9405080.html
Where are the internet police when ya need em!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/missing-persons-social-media-police-halifax-1.3997544
Gotta make/take that chedda!
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/02/24/thieves-make-off-with-large-quantity-of-cheese-from-shop-east-of-london-ont.html
Fake President! Very sad!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/baldwin-correspondents-dinner_us_58b2671de4b0a8a9b782ea1d
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/24/kevin-oleary-video-butt-dragons-den-monjeloco-jeans_n_14960650.html
Improve your little swimmers by running!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/23/improve-sperm-count_n_14913516.html
Hello, uh, uh, uh, is your fridge running?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/24/justin-trudeau-phone-call-kayleen-gardiner_n_14989860.html
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 24TH 2017

What are they going to do with all those golden chairs now?
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/beyonce-drops-out-of-coachella-performance-w468587
There goes my hero..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeopardy-contestant-gets-away-with-flipping-off-america_us_58ada4ede4b03d80af7101f4
Not the same..
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/7701418/katy-perry-new-left-shark-2017-brit-awards
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/ban-cigarette-sales-to-anyone-under-21-and-smoking-in-apartments-or-condos-ottawa-proposes
Meanwhile in Manitoba..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3267895/manitoba-rcmp-transporting-prisoners-in-pods/
WHAT ABOUT THE COFFEE?!
https://www.mtlblog.com/canadian-girl-bought-100-tim-hortons-roll-up-the-rim-cups-to-win-the-jackpot
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/im-a-girl-you-know-what-that-means-video-shows-caregiver-performing-lewd-dance-for-senior
How to get cats adopted..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shelter-cats-obvious-plant-nametags_us_58ac7cf5e4b002e2bdc791df
Aren’t they suppose to be written by destiney?!
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.3991263/meet-the-new-writer-for-one-of-the-world-s-biggest-fortune-cookie-makers-1.3991264
Meanwhile in London..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/london-ont-wants-to-ban-drinking-on-roofs-because-too-many-drunk-students-are-climbing-up-to-party
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/erin-silver/big-birthday-parties_b_14894082.html

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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 23RD 2017

Meanwhile on Twitter..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/even_john_legends_wife_is_arthur_meme-ing_him?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
This is how you make a second Titanic movie
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/there-was-no-great-shock-or-anything-how-a-baker-survived-the-titanic-disaster-by-getting-really-drunk
We really shouldn’t be encouraging him..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/kanye_west_immortalized_with_life-size_crucifixion_sculpture
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3264273/saskatchewan-teacher-fined-10k-for-throwing-marker-at-student/
If more money would stay in my bank account I would.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3265299/fewer-canadians-giving-to-charity-but-more-is-being-given/
And now old guy fights with technology..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/6dad_norm_kelly_is_twitter_fighting_with_netflix
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/22/dog-rescue-snow-fort_n_14934646.html
Also, WHY CAN’T YOU GET BREAKFAST WRAPS AFTER 11 AM?!
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/is-mcdonald-s-breakfast-menu-healthier-than-dinner-1.3295664
You can’t argue science..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3225886/want-stronger-memories-science-says-sleep-more-avoid-sedatives/
I hope not, cause I don’t make much.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3263414/do-your-looks-determine-your-salary-at-work/
I need three meals to get me to lunch.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/meal-times-eating-habits-breakfast-1.3990676
Makes sense.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/death-metal-music-attracts-sharks-documentary-crew-finds-out-10381295.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/brett-caron/bill-gates-tax-robots_b_14823068.html
Meanwhile not in PEI..
http://nypost.com/2017/02/21/women-are-getting-freckles-tattooed-on-their-faces/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21/children-of-older-moms_n_14905238.html
There goes my hero..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/us-student-grades-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-posts-it-on-twitter
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 22ND 2017

Meanwhile in Nova Scotia..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/nova-scotia-snow-play-1.3991191
Also..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/giant-snowman-1.3991016
If only we knew someone with lots of money and a platform to save us..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bill-gates-warns-that-a-devastating-pandemic-is-right-around-the-corner_us_58a889a7e4b045cd34c22c71
Panda, Panda, Panda Panda? God I’m out of touch..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alex-trebek-raps-jeopardy-category_us_58aba25fe4b0f077b3ed42b1
We’re the only species that pays to live on earth..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no-fixed-address-how-i-became-a-32-year-old-couch-surfer-1.3985771
Meanwhile in Halifax..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/paul-vienneau-in-wheelchair-tackles-ice-removal-from-halifax-curbs-1.2962129
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/wifi-marketing-toronto-1.3988650
“Accidentally”.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jack-black-was-accidentally-slapped-in-the-face-by-a-price-is-right-contestant_us_58ab2935e4b07602ad56e39a
It better not be that PLuto isn’t a planet again..
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/nasa-announcement-press-conference-today-solar-system-exoplanet-sun-planets-news-latest-a7590281.html
Just like you must resist 70’s Billy Joel.
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/will-ferrell-adam-mckay-talk-step-brothers-sequel-w467102
Meanwhile on Twitter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gordon-ramsay-reviews-dishes-food-meals-twitter_us_58a75eb4e4b037d17d27b70d?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Mission Impossible 7?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3262571/leah-remini-tom-cruise-could-end-scientology-if-he-wanted-to/?sf57655502=1
Meanwhile in Edmonton..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/warning-motorists-about-speed-trap-nets-man-543-stunting-ticket-1.3991450
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3263370/new-brunswick-man-creates-snow-maze-to-keep-dog-busy-after-winter-storms/?sf57775410=1
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21/toronto-police-hearse_n_14909178.html
This guy should be president of the world.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/10f9450a-ab94-4481-bffe-0d6568ae1bf0
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 20TH & 21ST 2-17

Kids these days..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/ellen-carragher-mental-health-fundraiser-birthday-skate-1.3990029
Where did he come from? Where did he go?
http://mentalfloss.com/article/82584/long-history-behind-song-cotton-eye-joe
Better include peeing and a coffee..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/21/morning-workout_n_10484832.html
Defend yourself from his tiny power grip.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/how-to-defeat-the-trump-handshake-vgtrn
Cause cats are frantic enough as it is..
https://www.thestar.com/business/2017/02/18/cat-wines-get-pawsitive-reception-from-pet-owners.html
Make Facebook Boring Again.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3230715/facebooks-new-jobs-application-feature-may-mean-you-need-to-clean-up-your-profile/
5 month rule?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mold-on-food-safe-to-eat_us_58a5d891e4b045cd34bf6f63
And she chose Keith Urban instead?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/17/nicole-kidman-lenny-kravitz_n_14817242.html
More like AWWWternity leave.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brewdog-puppy-paternity-leave_us_58a6de90e4b07602ad539975
There goes my hero..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/youtuber_vows_to_eat_a_picture_of_jason_segel_every_day_until_jason_segel_eats_a_picture_of_him
And Led Zeppelin is going to pay for it!
http://www.euronews.com/2017/02/16/pink-floyd-s-roger-waters-considers-performing-the-wall-on-us-mexico-border
We invented the selfie stick? Gross.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/canadian-selfie-stick-inventor-new-device-1.3980957
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 17TH 2017

Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://ottawa.ca/en/news/glimpse-future-snow-removal-ottawa
What should I do to get no one to ever email me? I want that!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3254593/end-your-emails-with-this-sign-off-and-youre-almost-guaranteed-a-response/
That don’t impress me much.
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/shania-twains-voice-has-completely-changed-after-15-year-gap-between-albums/
A conversation starter.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/mel_gibson_might_direct_suicide_squad_2
Kids these days..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/16/chloe-bridgewater-google-job_n_14795648.html
*smashes open TV at home*
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/16/100000-found-in-old-tv_n_14795634.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
We’ve all been there..
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/mick-jagger-forgot-he-wrote-a-75000-word-memoir-revealing-he-once-bought-an-estate-high-on-lsd
Or at least ask her to buy you a nice hat.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3251090/going-bald-blame-your-mother-study-suggests/
Meanwhile in Ottawa..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/cantley-engine-burnout-snowbank-1.3984407
THAT’S YOUR WORD!
http://www.smh.com.au/world/spicerize-my-name-how-white-house-press-secretary-sean-spicer-would-say-your-name-20170216-gue6bh.html
Is this the only way to get us to watch cartoons anymore?
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/homer_crosses_paths_with_south_park_california_raisins_and_robot_chicken_in_new_simpsons_couch_gag
Presidents say the darnedest things..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/daily-show-extension-trump-tweets_us_58a5596ce4b037d17d24dae2
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 16TH 2017

A vote for Justin is a vote for Garfunkle.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/justin_trudeau_really_hates_paul_simon_for_some_reasonA giant poop for mankind.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3251498/space-poop-challenge-nets-doctor-15k-nasa-prize/
He went over to the darkside for a good reason.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3250214/william-shatner-star-wars-kraft-dinner/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/13/nagging-daughters_n_14724986.html
If only we had real forests.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/virtual-reality-chronic-pain-1.3976069
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/14/canadian-food-banks-growing-produce_n_14756640.html
The size of your phone does matter.
http://www.theverge.com/2017/2/14/14619158/apple-iphone-google-android-judgemental-dating-study
Also, he’s not a real doctor.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/dr_luke_criticized_keshas_weight_in_newly_leaked_emails
I conducted this study over and over as a kid.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/13/first-born-child-smarter_n_14720854.html
I don’t even want to eat in a Taco Bell.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3250876/want-to-get-married-in-las-vegas-say-i-do-at-taco-bell/
I’ve been saying this for years!
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/slow-down-dad-condemns-driver-who-splashed-baby-from-roadside-puddle-1.3286220
Meanwhile on Twitter.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/nickelback_and_arnold_schwarzenegger_settle_twitter_feud_with_shitty_mr_freeze_pun
There goes my hero..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/14/squirrel-vs-crow_n_14756106.html
Isn’t she on the cover every year?
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/kate-upton-named-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-cover-girl-article-1.2972886
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/its-work-a-month-after-announcing-her-divorce-scarlett-johansson-says-monogamy-is-not-natural
Cause he’s a congressman ba-by..
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/next-us-senator-kid-rock-wait-youre-not-kidding/
Science would know.
http://www.avclub.com/article/here-are-sexiest-possible-dance-moves-according-sc-250105
Feel bad for her..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/jane-park-won-the-lottery-at-17-now-she-blames-euromillions-officials-for-ruining-her-life
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 15TH 2017

Adele’s video game is better though..
http://www.aux.tv/2017/02/beyonces-hold-up-video-has-been-turned-into-video-game/
Meanwhile in PEI..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-lewis-family-igloo-blizzard-1.3981715
I’d be so good at being pregnant.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3245894/why-women-should-eat-during-labour-to-make-delivery-faster-smoother/
Not so Smooth Carlos..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/carlos_santana_thinks_adele_beat_beyonc_because_she_can_sing_sing
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3248916/bikini-clad-new-brunswick-man-plows-snow-on-atv-creates-viral-video/
MAMAAAAA.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/the-oral-history-of-the-wayne-s-world-bohemian-rhapsody-scene-20151130
What’s the big deal? Mc Donalds has been giving away hot apple pie for years!
http://www.break.com/article/burger-king-giving-away-sex-toys-on-valentines-day-3080956
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/privacy-tracking-personal-information-vizio-consent-data-1.3980702
As long as they still have those articles men love.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/playboy-magazine-hefner-nudity-returns-1.3981407
Stoners and kids have a lot in common.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/13/11-year-olds-bucket-list_n_14724250.html
But it’s so easy to remember your anniversary!
https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2017/02/01/valentines-day-weddings-more-likely-to-end-in-divorce/21704893/
That would of really changed yesterday’s meeting with Trump.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/no-internet-fidel-castro-isnt-trudeaus-real-father-the-canadian-prime-minister-just-really-really-looks-like-him
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/14/christopher-hayes-trudeau-facebook-threats_n_14750614.html
Meanwhile in the UK.
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/music/2017/02/14/drake-offers-to-help-talk-down-suicidal-man-reports.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3248431/should-people-stay-friends-with-their-exes-after-a-breakup/?sf56167443=1
Ah good! They found a use for the Galaxy Note 7.
http://nypost.com/2017/02/10/this-self-destructing-phone-will-keep-your-secrets-safe-forever/
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PREP FOR FEBRUARY 14TH 2017

The garbage?
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/cooking/news/a42696/store-ketchup-in-refrigerator/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3245623/katy-perry-called-out-for-insensitive-britney-spears-comment-on-grammys-red-carpet/?sf55949884=1
There goes my hero..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/westjet-pilot-buys-pizza-air-canada-passengers-1.3979790
Thanks, Moby?
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/moby_claims_donald_trump_russian_sex_tape_is_100_real_in_new_open_letter
Looks like I have Netflix for 4 or 5 more years.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/stranger_things_gets_new_stills_will_run_for_four_or_five_seasons
Meanwhile in Toronto.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-bar-sign-1.3979641
Where was Kanye?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/weve-got-a-right-to-be-mad-about-beyonc%C3%A9-losing-album-of-the-year_us_58a13c9ee4b094a129ec8ffb?section=women&
Pass the Doritos, man.
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/sleep-slippery-tongues-canada-s-new-role-model-scientist-1.3976226/why-do-we-sleep-what-happens-when-we-don-t-1.3976255
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/your-name-may-be-ruining-your-life-how-to-avoid-becoming-a-victim-of-alphabetism
Whoops!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3244370/germans-outraged-as-u-s-plays-nazi-era-version-of-anthem-during-of-fed-cup-match/?sf55868675=1
METALLIGA!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4218124/Lady-Gaga-shows-Metallica-Moth-FlaThe best part of the Grammy’s that no one say..
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2DAkN74IanC8AE/giphy.gif
They’re going to build a firewall, and we’re going to pay for it!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/netflix-turbobeacon-unblocking-crackdown-1.3976891
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