Monthly Archives: March 2017

PREP FOR MARCH 31ST 2017

A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3343102/menstrual-leave-women-gender-bias-workplace/
When Turkeys fly..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/family-shocked-when-30-pound-turkey-crashes-through-windshield-1.3347085
Good. It’s America, should of been a real gun.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3345829/5-year-old-suspended-for-using-stick-as-pretend-gun-during-playground-game/
Who else is going to clean out the promo room?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/hard-at-work-internships-students-1.4045672
We’re praying for the snow to stop too buddy.
https://www.localxpress.ca/national-news/photographer-stunned-by-polar-bear-in-prayer-in-front-of-cross-575660
Better be the white one, it’s useless..
http://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/crayola-to-retire-a-colour-but-which-one-will-it-be-1.3345343
Poor kid, had to make a stopover in Toronto..
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.4047704/a-tale-of-two-sydneys-dutch-teen-tries-to-visit-australia-but-ends-up-in-nova-scotia-1.4047709
How do people in Australia survive?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/stay-out-of-floodwater-shark-washes-up-on-street-after-australian-cyclone-1.3347305
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/cibc-outsourcing-jobs-india-1.4045759
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PREP FOR MARCH 30TH 2017

But will it bring us to our shananananana knees?
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/the_new_jumanji_movie_is_named_after_a_guns_n_roses_song_and_doesnt_even_feature_a_board_game?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
Pineapple on pizza is grounds for divorce.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/two-pizza-lovers-got-married-and-served-pizza-instead-of-wedding-cake_us_58daaa37e4b037bd82caf041?
You know.
http://www.foxsports.com/nhl/story/vancouver-canucks-rookie-says-you-know-45-times-in-three-minute-interview-032717
ReBoot it to the curb.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/ytv_is_teasing_a_reboot_reboot_and_people_are_pissed
We didn’t really invent hockey either..
http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/1454500-storify-atlantic-canada-left-out-of-cbc-historical-documentary-episode
Yeah, I hate bills too.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/29/canada-post-attack-cat_n_15686576.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/peanuts-allergies-children-yard-fairmont-1.4043889
She’s the mom that left us, she doesn’t get a say..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/original_aunt_viv_blasts_fresh_prince_reunion_calls_carlton_media_hoe_and_ass_wipe_for_will?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
That sound makes me want to crash into things.
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-monday-edition-1.4042503/listen-to-the-most-annoying-sound-ever-made-to-warn-drivers-of-head-on-collisions-1.4042506
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PREP FOR MARCH 29TH 2017


A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/video-game-hall-of-fame-2017-finalists-1.4043806
In West Philadelphia, born and raised..   
http://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/smith-fresh-prince-reunion-1.4043714
From the makers of Sharknado..
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/03/28/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year.html
In America they want to build a wall. In Canada, dismantle a Peter Mansbridge.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/28/kevin-oleary-rick-mercer-rant_n_15659208.html
Make medical marijuana look like vegetable, problem solved..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/iwk-marijuana-legalization-poison-children-hospital-1.4042405
As she should be.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/uk_woman_jailed_for_blasting_ed_sheeran_song_on_repeat
He showed himself the money (shot).
http://www.eonline.com/news/839032/cuba-gooding-jr-lifted-sarah-paulson-s-skirt-and-the-internet-is-alarmed
My parents never loved me this much..
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/26/parent-slammed-for-sending-child-to-school-with-cold-mcdonalds-happy-meal-as-packed-lunch-6534671/
But at least YouTube is shielding them from seeing same sex love. #sarcasm.
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-39381889
Redbull gives you wings (to escape jail time).
http://globalnews.ca/news/3338668/red-bull-heir-travels-the-globe-four-years-after-hit-and-run/
Meanwhile in Halifax
http://globalnews.ca/news/3338019/the-mystery-of-the-point-pleasant-park-heads/
East Coast Hospitality..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/nova-scotia-private-colleges-students-conditions-jobs-1.4039896
I smell another TLC show in the works..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3340168/jon-gosselin-reveals-new-career-as-a-stripper-in-atlantic-city/
Meanwhile in Fort Mac.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/fort-mcmurray-boy-speeding-ticket-1.4044134
Don’t pretend like you all haven’t thought of it, parents..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3339380/tennessee-couple-accused-of-selling-baby-on-craigslist/
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/shannon-miller-i-breastfed-my-sisters-baby-without-telling-her-and-didnt-apologize-its-the-natural-thing-to-do
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PREP FOR MARCH 28TH 2017

I’d vote for that!
http://www.cbronline.com/news/internet-of-things/cognitive-computing/1-4-believe-robots-make-better-politicians/
Men are gross.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/26/penis-seat-reserved-for-men-appears-on-public-transport-6535584/
A conversation starter.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/fewer-canadians-blocked-at-us-border/ar-BByPbpl?li=AAggv0m
Meanwhile in Tennessee
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/they-will-kill-you-and-then-they-will-bill-you-teen-who-died-in-car-crash-receives-3000-bill-to-replace-guardrail
Don’t ya hate when that happens?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/campobello-island-man-dead-canadian-revenue-agency-1.4039983?cmp=rss
Are these the Canadian Values we want?
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/reduced-size-ice-now-mandatory-for-canadas-youngest-hockey-players/
#Foreshadoing
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2017/03/25/22713110.html
If only we’d listened to Popeye years ago..
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/27/scientists-convert-spinach-leaves-into-human-heart-tissue-that-beats/?utm_term=.d3847132b81c
Take. This broken stunt..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/plants-help-bee-pollinators-1.4039907
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PREP FOR MARCH 27TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3322024/cheerios-free-wildflower-seeds-bees-invasive-species/
And it’s someone’s job to watch the footage.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/chinas-fighting-toilet-paper-thieves-with-facial-recognition
Trick question! No one should be waking up at 7 am.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/smart-living/this-is-the-exact-time-you-should-go-to-sleep-if-you-need-to-wake-up-at-7-am-feeling-refreshed/ar-BByysEs
Is this why we’re always ranked #1 or #2 of places to live in the world?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/10/oral-sex-habits-canadians_n_9432528.html
Meanwhile in California..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3332646/firefighters-revive-lifeless-dog-after-administering-cpr-for-20-minutes/
A CanConversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/24/calgary-zoo-canadas-greatest-animal_n_15585138.html
The biggest story in Nova Scotia has now made its way out west.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/personalized-licence-plate-alberta-grabher-1.4040532
Life skills in school? Pfft! What about parallelograms?
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/03/23/ontario-launches-plan-to-teach-high-school-kids-financial-skills.html
Isn’t that how they make all American beer?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stone-brewing-toilet-to-tap_us_58cc60c7e4b0be71dcf4fc2f
Stephen Harper tried to warn us!!
http://business.financialpost.com/fp-tech-desk/does-a-sales-tax-on-uber-pave-way-for-netflix-tax-in-canada-probably
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3334784/nova-scotia-court-orders-fort-mcmurray-woman-to-give-up-1-of-2-dogs-after-bitter-pet-custody-dispute/?sf65873819=1
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PREP FOR MARCH 24TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/license-plate-government-regulations-removal-last-name-1.4037912
Josh and the Biebs should start a gang!
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/josh_homme_sued_for_allegedly_assaulting_autograph_seeker
8 beers.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/travel/a-soothing-snooze-on-a-flight-shouldnt-be-the-impossible-dream-heres-how-to-do-it
Business insider would know..
http://www.businessinsider.com/new-emoji-candidates-spring-2017-ranked-2017-3
Meanwhile in Ontario..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/22/doctor-professional-misconduct_n_15542730.html
Kids these days..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/22/teenage-lottery-winner_n_15543578.html
So, like a litterbox?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3330138/want-to-smell-like-kitten-fur-theres-a-perfume-for-that/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
So basically Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
http://www.nme.com/news/tv/eden-contestants-channel-4-scottish-wilderness-cancelled-2026499?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
Just imagine how happy she would be listening to TLC
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4338474/Four-month-old-baby-soothed-Ed-Sheeran.html
According to my HIGH school, not possible.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3329500/will-teens-smoke-more-pot-when-its-legal-they-didnt-in-this-u-s-state/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
That’s where the Netflix is!
http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/concerns-raised-as-report-suggests-canadians-spending-more-time-online-1.3333884
You don’t need shoes to run, but it fucking helps.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4321174/Men-need-alcohol-enjoy-social-situations.html
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PREP FOR MARCH 23RD 2017

8 beers.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3327210/how-much-water-do-you-really-need-to-drink-in-a-day/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
East Coast Hospitality strikes again.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/what-s-in-that-awesome-envelope-free-money-to-spend-on-someone-else-1.4036053
This is what the world needs right now.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/watch-weezers-goofy-live-debut-of-new-single-feels-like-summer-w473206
What’s it suppose to smell like?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/shampoo-no-scents-policy-blood-clinic-1.4034355
No cardboard Prime Ministers allowed.
http://mashable.com/2017/03/21/justin-trudeau-canada-pm-cutouts-diplomats/#Miw3vKIFWZqN
Painted ones however..
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/art-critics-alarmed-to-discover-that-george-w-bush-is-actually-a-pretty-good-painter
A conversation starter.
https://www.yahoo.com/style/prom-dates-are-assigned-by-lottery-at-this-high-school-170223442.html
Thank science!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/21/sex-study_n_15513264.html
And they say romance is dead.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3323764/australian-man-survives-after-jumping-into-crocodile-filled-water-to-impress-a-girl/
No need to defend it, you were in a Walmart.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3324470/houston-man-defends-video-showing-him-ride-horse-into-walmart/
Meanwhile in Alberta..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3321890/central-alberta-women-studies-class-teaches-nail-care-online-shopping-etiquette/
Do you end up in Manitoba by the end?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3321671/donald-trump-themed-escape-room-opens-in-calgary/
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PREP FOR MARCH 22ND 2017

Meanwhile on Facebook.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/amy_poehler_tina_fey_tom_hanks_and_alec_baldwin_to_star_in_aclu_telethon_on_facebook_live?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
Have you talked to people in real life? It’s overrated..
http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/1452341-concerns-raised-as-report-suggests-canadians-spending-more-time-online
🙁
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/thailand-s-coin-eating-turtle-dies-of-intestinal-blockage-1.3333609
Are we ever going to get the 90’s back?
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/ren_and_stimpy_movie_pitch_rejected_at_paramount?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3322708/why-researchers-are-encouraging-women-to-eat-and-drink-during-labour/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
Meanwhile in Montreal.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/20/montreal-police-profiling_n_15492550.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
Well yeah, have you tried American beer?
http://time.com/money/4705155/beer-marijuana-pot/
I guess we don’t have it so bad on the radio..
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/watch_news_anchors_accidentally_point_at_dicks_for_10_beautiful_minutes
Umm..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3323468/americans-build-the-wall-cancun/
At least he didn’t forget one of them!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/athlete-thanks-wife-and-girlfriend_us_58cea338e4b0be71dcf57af5
Cause being tired but working harder is what we all want.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/careers/career-advice/life-at-work/quit-caffeine-to-improve-alertness-and-work-performance/article34336201/
Bottled water?!?
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/medical/27-foods-that-kill-your-sex-drive/ss-BBxxoYp#image=19
Maybe if they raised prices that would help!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/tv-cord-cutting-2016-1.4027661
Meanwhile in BC..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3317274/city-removes-beloved-lego-figures-from-grave-of-7-year-old-cancer-victim/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3324705/mannequin-photographer-banned-facebook/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
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PREP FOR MARCH 20TH 2017

Meanwhile in Vancouver.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1081187
Not much of a boat face if you ask me..
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/boaty-mcboatface-is-finally-hitting-the-seas-vgtrn
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/a-break-from-the-world-toronto-woman-turns-home-into-public-mental-health-space-1.4031563
Ewww, the food will be touching stuff!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/zero-waste-nugrocery-ottawa-opening-1.4029457
Introducing the DJ 3000 #Simpsons
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-drive/apple-google-increasingly-part-of-your-cars-infotainment-system/article34320054/
Dark..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3318754/toronto-bar-coasters-drunk-driving/
I bet the Joker is behind putting snow at the end of your driveway.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/batman-spotted-helping-montrealers-dig-cars-out-of-snow-1.4031234
Time to call Will Smith.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3319084/federal-government-warned-about-robots-taking-more-canadian-jobs/
🙁
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/16/73-year-old-grandpa-jim-was-stood-up-on-a-date-and-people-cant-handle-it-6512402/
Pizza saves lives.

http://nypost.com/2017/03/17/science-eating-lots-of-cheese-may-help-you-lose-weight/
The more you nose!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/17/nose-shape-study_n_15429330.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
2016.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/14/politics/biden-obama-meme-trnd/index.html
2016 pt. 2
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/03/17/hillary-clinton-says-shes-ready-to-come-out-of-the-woods.html
Meanwhile across the Atlantic Ocean.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/andy-jamieson-sally-giles-london-pier-21-south-africa-lost-love-1.4030588
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/debra-macleod/opposite-sex-work-friendships_b_15412722.html
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PREP FOR MARCH 17TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/out-of-sight-out-of-mind-2/
Meanwhile in NYC..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4318908/Train-pulls-New-York-station-sending-snow-EVERYWHERE.html
Does booze count as a sugary drink?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/sugary-drinks-tax-would-save-13-000-canadian-lives-over-25-years-study-1.3327119
Not enough, no.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3312027/how-often-are-people-having-sex-and-is-it-enough/
Let it gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
https://www.thestar.com/life/food_wine/2017/03/15/why-you-need-to-stop-being-biased-against-frozen-food.html
Another reason to love Air Canada.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/16/air-canada-ceo-trump-trudeau_n_15407426.html
But if you don’t have any friends, who’s going to see the pictures?
http://mashable.com/2017/03/14/selfies-friends-for-hire-japan/#rMjGgHMHLkqE
#BringBackSweatPants
http://nypost.com/2017/03/15/yoga-pants-are-destroying-the-earth/
Meanwhile in Winterpeg.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/15/truck-falls-through-ice-lake-winnipeg_n_15386444.html
Better start eating your oranges and washing your hands!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3312667/strep-throat-leads-to-amputation-of-michigan-mans-hands-and-feet/
🙁
http://mashable.com/2017/03/14/goldfish-wheelchair-swim-bladder-disease/#QWA1wkWkL5qQ
How romantic..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/relationships/paying-a-proposal-planner-to-help-you-properly-pop-the-question/article34308657/
Meanwhile in NFLD..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/bell-mobility-dead-father-account-charges-payments-1.4026459
Dance floor royalty.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3314211/prince-william-caught-on-camera-dad-dancing-in-swiss-club/?sf63208302=1
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