Move over Samsung..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/03/wiley-day-alabama-man-electric-shock_n_15783092.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/03/russell-peters-melanie-joly_n_15787854.html
When shit hits the gram.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/03/chimp-poop-grandma_n_15783088.html
If you’re not early, you’re late. But also annoying. Stop being such a keener.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/style/the-important-questions-when-did-punctuality-go-out-of-style
They are out of this world!
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/after-30-years-of-trying-china-is-growing-the-worlds-first-space-mangoes
Just what we need, 80’s fashion to return.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-sunglasses-vintage-fellow-earthlings-canadian-1980s-1.4047705
I thought girls didn’t fart?
https://www.thestar.com/life/2017/04/03/my-attractive-wife-farts-too-much-ellie.html
Because you should know better.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/30/hangover-gets-worse_n_15707960.html
Randy BoBandy?
http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2017/04/01/22714809.html
This is how the robots take over.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3354851/swedish-company-employees-cyborgs/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook

First the Hershey factory goes, now this?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/smiths-falls-basic-income_n_14108166.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/ama-zipper-merge-alberta-1.3930747
Can’t we all just agree everyone sucks at math?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/rempel-and-nenshi-mansplaining_n_14108178.html
This should make everyone happy..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/rempel-and-nenshi-mansplaining_n_14108178.html
Mmm powdered beer.
http://news.nationalpost.com/life/food-drink/keurig-not-just-for-coffee-anymore-is-working-on-an-in-home-beer-and-cocktail-maker
A conversation starter.
http://nypost.com/2017/01/10/what-happened-when-i-stopped-spending-money-for-a-whole-year/
I think scientists are getting bored.
http://gizmodo.com/brilliant-scientists-are-compiling-a-database-of-fartin-1791019159
Great idea, but now everybody knows..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/angle-shot-bar-florida_us_5874c9f5e4b099cdb0ff544b
Hell on earth.
http://gizmodo.com/brilliant-scientists-are-compiling-a-database-of-fartin-1791019159
First stop, Datesville.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-basement-flight-simulator-1.3926927
P

By far the best Spider Man.
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/andrew_garfield_spent_his_birthday_eating_weed_brownies_at_disneyland
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3159917/american-idol-finalist-bo-bice-outraged-after-popeyes-employee-calls-him-white-boy/
7. Hide all the staplers.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3159917/american-idol-finalist-bo-bice-outraged-after-popeyes-employee-calls-him-white-boy/
Isn’t that what the produce section is?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/meijer-mom-healthy-aisle-michigan-1.3920259
A conversation starter.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/why-some-girls-grow-breasts-early-and-why-we-should-develop-drugs-to-stop-it
It’s not as fun as it sounds..
http://news.nationalpost.com/health/why-exercise-snacking-may-better-than-your-resolution-to-hit-the-gym-for-an-hour-once-a-week?__lsa=faef-8789
There goes my hero..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/04/dr-roger-marshalls-son-da_n_13950346.html
I’m sure the carbon tax will fix the problem.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3137099/the-beast-is-still-burning-east-of-fort-mcmurray/
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-snakes-and-ladders-beakerhead-1.3919938
New year, new brew.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/03/turmeric-golden-milk_n_13937944.html
I guess crime does pay..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081884/Hot-mugshot-felon-Jeremy-Meeks-celebrates-holidays-wife-kids.html
Dude, where’s my paramedic?
http://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2017/01/03/paramedics-receive-requests-from-people-new-years-eve.html
Meanwhile in Ontario..
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/01/03/ontario-power-generation-stands-by-plan-to-bury-nuclear-waste-near-lake-huron.html

A conversation starter
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/friendfinder-adult-website-hacked-1.3850571Wait a minute Mr. Postman.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3067710/john-lennon-letter-to-paul-mccartney-surfaces-and-its-not-pleasant/
And no headphone jack either..
http://www.aux.tv/2016/11/apple-unveils-300-coffee-table-book/
How dare she.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/15/oprah-donald-trump-backlash_n_12986864.html
And if we know anything about Alberta, it’s that it cares about what celebrities think.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/cody-battershill/before-the-flood_b_12888128.html
Everything is a scam.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3067595/text-message-fraud-cost-canadians-half-a-million-dollars-so-far-in-2016/
Meanwhile in Quebec.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/jury-convicts-men-who-drained-3000-tonnes-or-18-7m-worth-of-maple-syrup-from-quebec-warehouse
Makes sense.
https://yourfriendshouse.com/news/study-finds-people-who-enjoy-energy-drinks-are-more-likely-to-be-assholes/
Meanwhile in Florida.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/11/14/john-sousa-florida-high-school_n_12969818.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/depression-teens-1.3850011

A conversation starter.
http://fortune.com/2016/09/13/national-toy-hall-of-fame-2016/
How did we get through school without the internet?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-creates-app-sit-with-us-open-welcoming-tables-lunch-bullying_us_57c5802ee4b09cd22d926463
🙁
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/toddler-suffocated-under-bean-bag-chair-as-day-care-employee-sat-on-it-reading-to-other-children-police-say
In Singapore, Marshmallow roasts you!
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/some_guy_djd_a_singapore_nightclub_by_posing_as_marshmello
Ah-ah-ah-yeah!
http://www.aux.tv/2016/09/aqua-reuniting-to-celebrate-barbie-girls-20th-birthday/
How does Snoop even get into Canada?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/pot-border-banned-waiver-1.3752278
Parents just don’t understand..
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/son-tapes-parents-entire-house-massive-prank/story?id=42038163
Is this why I can’t sleep at night?
http://www.scmp.com/tech/science-research/article/2019282/your-brain-hides-memories-things-you-hear-while-youre-asleep
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2939634/school-kids-smoking-less-but-experimenting-more-with-synthetic-drugs-health-canada/?sf35907421=1
Cause their boards weren’t confusing enough as it was..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/starbucks-canada-adds-calorie-information-to-its-food-and-drink-menu-boards/article31875767/?click=sf_globefb
Meanwhile in Ontario..
http://m.torontosun.com/2016/09/13/silver-haired-swindler-sought-in-gas-thefts
🙁
http://globalnews.ca/news/2939560/family-reeling-after-toddler-dies-following-repeated-misdiagnoses/?sf35921673=1
Meanwhile in New Brunswick..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/riverview-rogue-rooster-1.3755180
Who’s yo daddy?! Likely this guy..
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/fertility-doctor-impregnate-patients/index.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2940018/mother-daughter-text-drama-about-feminine-hygiene-goes-viral/?sf35931079=1