PREP FOR JUNE 12TH 2017

Some people have too much money.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3518815/michael-jordan-shoes-auction/
Eat fresh, stay salty.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/subway-get-a-job-video-ohio_us_593bd48ee4b0c5a35c9fe86f
#Cheeky.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3518112/donald-trump-london-bum-protest/
Something, something, joystick.
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/gaming-may-help-avoid-premature-ejaculation
Does this count as a murder confession?
http://societyofrock.com/arrested-drunk-man-sings-bohemian-rhapsody-while-riding-in-cop-car-and-its-the-funniest-thing-ever/
What are you doing for Canada Day?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/alberta-man-hunger-10000-dollars-canada-150-1.4150670
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/junk-food-ad-ban-1.4153594
Should have just transferred him to the RCMP.
http://time.com/4812039/queensland-australia-dog-gavel-governor-house/
Isn’t that just math?
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-april-11-2017-1.4064410/why-an-icu-doctor-says-death-ed-is-as-essential-as-sex-ed-in-high-school-1.4064606
You don’t say..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/amanda_bynes_says_she_was_high_when_she_asked_drake_to_murder_her_vagina
You pee a lot?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/06/drink-water-30-days_n_16959230.html
Believe in your bad ideas, you never know how many people will fall for it. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40230407
What am I going to do with this single white glove now?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/08/duel-canada-legal_n_17005032.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 9TH 2017

Looks like the lemons aren’t the only thing sour in this mix.
http://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2017/06/06/ncc-comes-up-with-forms-classes-for-lemonade-sellers-.html
Also, no one cares what you have to say on Facebook.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/there-is-a-huge-consequence-a-foolish-social-media-post-can-dash-your-post-secondary-dreams-1.4148705
Is anything good for you?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3509098/apple-cider-vinegar-weight-loss/
Is this the real life?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/north-korea-donald-trump-paris-climate-deal_us_5937c6e7e4b01fc18d3eee88
Meanwhile in the house of commons..
https://www.facebook.com/OntarioProud/videos/1922187588059342/
Worth it.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/even-moderate-drinking-linked-to-changes-in-brain-structure-study-finds/article35230553/
Meanwhile in Alberta..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/06/alberta-school-bus-driver-charged-with-drunk-driving-after-bus-hits-tree_n_16971558.html
That’ll show em!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3509159/upset-man-dumps-hundreds-of-live-bedbugs-in-maine-city-office/
Soo… Season 3?
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2017/06/07/new-trial-requested-in-making-a-murderer-case.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3509961/all-female-taxi-services-in-canada-are-getting-mixed-reviews/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
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PREP FOR JUNE 8TH 2017

Practicality is always in fashion.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kendall-jenner-fanny-packs_us_593193f5e4b075bff0f2eb28
This time it’s not my allergies, I’m actually getting emotional.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/scientists-may-have-found-a-way-to-turn-off-allergies_uk_59368255e4b0099e7faef678?sc_ref=facebook
What are you talking about? That’s just pizza dough powder.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/papa-johns-cocaine_us_5935c16ae4b0099e7fae6f13
Meanwhile in Saskatoon..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/stranger-coffee-unity-rcmp-1.4147498
Yes.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11639451/Is-it-OK-for-a-man-to-keep-partying-in-his-40s-and-50s.html
I’m guessing she no longer feels like P. Diddy.
http://variety.com/2017/scene/news/jerry-seinfeld-kesha-red-carpet-1202455972/
Do they even have a PR team?
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/06/06/united-agent-tried-to-wrestle-violin-away-from-musician.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/06/basic-income-canada_n_16971060.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 7TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/2017/06/05/breton-high-school-girls-bathroom-signs-stir-brouhaha-over-dress-code
I dunno. Sugar is pretty great.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/31/70-year-old-hasnt-eaten-sugar-for-28-years-looks-incredible-6674143/
Make Twitter Great Again.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/06/us/politics/trump-twitter-first-amendment.html?_r=0
At least he had teeth! #PeopleOfWalmart
http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2017/06/06/mom-charged-after-boy-s-teeth-pulled-in-walmart-restroom.html
Meanwhile in the “Centre of the Universe”..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ubereats-sandwich-delivery-1.4146886
Also..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-police-comments-1.4147058
Spring fever + Still too cold to sleep alone.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/05/june-one-night-stand_n_16957250.html
Clothes are suppose to fit?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/02/how-jeans-are-supposed-to-fit_n_16914494.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
There goes my hero..
http://digg.com/2017/water-slide-trick
Will make Dad jokes for meat.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/generic-father-bbq-craigslist-ad_us_5933929fe4b02478cb9c34cd

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PREP FOR JUNE 6TH 2017

Air B & Aunt B.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/home-sharing-annapolis-royal-housing-affordable-cost-1.4145570
Meanwhile in Kingston.
https://www.kingstonpolice.ca/news-events/news-releases/man-causes-scene-after-guitar-solo-not-appreciated/?utm_content=bufferf7b6d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Now it’s going a little too far..
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/trumps-covfefe-is-on-a-california-license-plate-w485881
Now that’s my kind of war.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3502835/richard-angell-london-attack-witness/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/tara-k-reed/karla-homolka-children_b_16937304.html
Meanwhile in Edmonton.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/sex-assault-victim-jailed-judge-edmonton-1.4140533
Good thing the internet isn’t a thing!
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/television/2017/06/04/analog-tv-users-will-see-fewer-stations-starting-in-2019.html
Damp hair should be scared as well.
http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/woman-hairdryer-speeding-cars/#DokjERN9Wqqb
Cause it’s cheaper than buying food.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/26/kid-pick-nose_n_16259854.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 5TH 2017

Meanwhile in London..
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/04/man-drinking-pint-while-fleeing-terror-attack-becomes-symbol-of-london-spirit-6683304/?ito=facebook
At least the grass clippings will blow away easily.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/three-hill-tornado-lawn-mower-1.4145466
Maybe we owe Ontario an apology..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/minimum-wage-analysis-1.4141311
This is how the robots take over..
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/cool-sunglasses-double-bone-conduction-headphones/
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/essex-canadian-tire-saving-pets-from-sweltering-vehicles-1.4140000
According to studies..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/second-opinion-1.4144263
This is your comeback opportunity, Pepsi..
http://www.businessinsider.com/liter-of-light-poor-homes-communities-old-recycled-plastic-bottles-solar-technology-clean-energy-philippines-2017-6
Atlantic Canada’s answer to Sharknado.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/lobster-four-claws-1.4143629
Because it’s 2017..
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/02/get-ready-guys-lace-pastel-shorts-for-men-have-arrived-6679466/
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PREP FOR MAY 23RD 2017

Climate Change has no borders.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3466066/doomsday-vault-water-permafrost/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=
one in four adults say they’d swim within an hour of having diarrhea” – wtf?!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3464371/a-parasite-that-chlorine-cant-kill-could-be-lurking-in-your-pool/
Meanwhile on Twitter
http://globalnews.ca/news/3469355/sinkhole-opens-up-outside-trumps-mar-a-lago-resort-funny-tweets-abound/
UGH. He doesn’t even look that much older than them..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/justin-trudeau-photobombs-a-prom-which-automatically-makes-him-king_us_5922e306e4b03b485cb31fee
Hug Da Police.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/police_called_to_mississauga_house_show_over_noise_complaint_only_to_actually_join_the_teenage_band_on_the_drums
A CanConversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/05/19/canadian-kids-shows_n_16686072.html
Kids clothes these days..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3468903/massive-marijuana-donation/
A conversation starter.
https://www.localxpress.ca/local-news/vets-group-concedes-healthy-pets-sometimes-put-down-for-owners-convenience-621489
Meanwhile on Twitter.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/colin_hanks_challenges_twitter_to_find_a_more_iconic_album_than_u2s_the_joshua_tree
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PREP FOR MAY 19TH 2017

Soo, we can get musicians to space, but not Atlantic Canada?
https://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2017/may/16/gigs-in-space-musicians-metallica-muse-gabriella-cilmi
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/life/food/7-canadian-snacks-you-can-t-get-in-the-u-s-and-the-backstory-on-why-1.4102299
It’s really awkward when someone opposes the marriage though.
http://www.khou.com/news/nation-now/people-are-marrying-themselves-its-called-sologamy/440427376
Cause looking younger but frowning is much better.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/05/17/smiling-makes-you-look-old_n_16669478.html
Meanwhile in Newfoundland..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3458731/newfoundland-man-charged-after-taking-pickup-truck-through-car-wash-with-his-dog-in-the-back/
#ow
http://globalnews.ca/news/3460388/b-c-woman-gives-birth-to-14-pound-baby/
Get it together New Brunswick.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/coffee-big-tip-miramichi-1.4121441
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PREP FOR MAY 17TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/could-15-minimum-wage-and-paid-sick-days-eliminate-jobs-yes-say-small-business-stakeholders-1.4115810
There goes my hero..
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/man-pledges-to-make-13-mile-long-pizza-and-break-world-record
Meanwhile in your brain..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/can-t-unsee-western-canadians-find-trump-s-image-in-highway-signs-1.4112884
Meanwhile in New Brunswick
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/who-shot-the-birdton-mailbox-rural-new-brunswicks-great-mystery
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/newfoundland-1.4115872
Is there anything pizza can’t do?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3451518/pizza-labour-inducing/
It’s called fashion, look it up!
http://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/news/a55081/romper-for-men-romphim/
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3451794/ohio-cop-accidentally-overdoses-on-fentanyl-after-drug-traffic-stop/?utm_source=GlobalEdmonton&utm_medium=Facebook
How am I still alive?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/caffeine-coroner-1.4116942?cmp=rss
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PREP FOR MAY 16TH 2017

Unfortunately for my sister, this is not true.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3444341/women-choose-romantic-partners-who-look-like-their-brothers-study/
Good for us.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3451627/garden-spicer-viral/
A conversation starter.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/bell-targets-cord-cutters-with-alt-tv-app/article34983509/
Meanwhile in Halifax.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3451592/halifax-woman-unexpected-apology-attempted-beer/
Being afraid to fly is taking on a new meaning.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/air-canada-passenger-bumped-wants-compensation-1.4114718
How dare Jason Segel not pay attention to this..
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2017/05/14/man-eating-jason-segels-picture-daily-theres-no-fun-at-all-as-stunt-nears-three-months.html
No, she is not.
http://www.guitarworld.com/blogs/taylor-swift-new-eddie-van-halen/30045
Amen.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3450695/nashville-church-was-actually-a-sex-club/
She was a S8ter Boi. RIP.
http://www.avclub.com/article/world-now-convinced-avril-lavigne-dead-255329?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
Because age (and the speed limit) is only a number.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3452264/nova-scotia-rcmp-charge-74-year-old-man-with-stunting/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
#TBT
http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/14/american-idol-william-hung-jennifer-hudson-kelly-clarkson-the-voice/
A conversation starter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4463136/The-exact-exercise-need-lose-weight.html
What does the monarchy do again?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/05/15/princess-charlotte-net-wo_n_16622362.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
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