PREP FOR JUNE 15TH 2017

Crocs, 2017.
http://mashable.com/2017/06/13/stick-on-soles-barefoot-beach/
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/13/canada-150-sign-just-us-coffee_n_17082712.html
🙁
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/children-tossed-from-windows-in-london-highrise-blaze-1.3458430
What has he got to lose?!
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/bill_cosby_did_a_fat_albert_impression_while_leaving_his_own_rape_trial?utm_source=facebookpage&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=fbpwall
A happy ending.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/calgary-canadacreep-arrest-made-charges-pending-1.4160817
A conversation starter.
http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/would-be-bride-can-keep-the-diamond-ring-after-breakup-n-s-court-rules-1.3459444
No thanks.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3524124/canadian-bacon-pickle-balls-jalapeno-lemonade-among-new-k-days-midway-food/?utm_source=%40GlobalEdmonton&utm_medium=Twitter
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PREP FOR JUNE 14TH 2017

Perhaps chickens need to be more like Jerry Seinfeld.
http://time.com/4808992/cdc-chickens-salmonella/
Meanwhile in Vancouver.
http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/12/crocadile-alert-drivers-report-reptile-off-side-of-highway.html?cq_ck=1497295438491
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/marci-warhaftnadler/hcg-diet-weight-loss_b_17024576.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
More like Awwxel Rose.
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/guns-n-roses-whole-lotta-rosie-axl-rose-dog/
#Swirlnado
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/halifax-woman-loses-track-of-more-than-20000-of-bees-1.2513742
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/canadacreep-twitter-account-calgary-voyeurism-1.4158523
In their defense, all babies look alike.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/austrian-hospital-fined-for-switching-babies-at-birth-in-error-that-went-undetected-for-22-years
A conversation starter.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/12/a-bar-in-japan-is-offering-women-discounts-based-on-the-height-of-their-heels-6702630/
Where will we do remotes?!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/ev-auto-dealerships-rethinkx-desrosiers-1.4151526
Seems appropriate.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3523111/justin-bieber-refuses-to-sing-despacito-fan-throws-shoe/
Meanwhile on the internet.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/12/amber-rose-pubic-hair_n_17055484.html
If only you could illegally download fidget spinners.
http://www.blogto.com/music/2017/06/hmv-now-fidget-spinner-store-and-people-are-losing-it/
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/military-single-moms-1.4157353
Worth it.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3520273/reality-check-will-eating-fries-twice-a-week-really-shorten-your-lifespan/
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PREP FOR JUNE 13TH 2017

Sad!
http://exclaim.ca/film/article/salma_hayek_once_rejected_donald_trumps_advances_so_he_leaked_lies_about_her_to_the_tabloids
Does this mean it’s fashionable for me to take my shirt off now?
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/09/this-sexy-chest-costume-is-undoubtedly-the-most-horrific-piece-of-swimwear-ever-6697731/
Hmm…
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/gene-simmons-meets-stephen-harper
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/regina-taxicab-bylaw-review-city-hall-1.4156164
🙁
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/12/gas-and-dash-widower-dies_n_17051856.html
Meanwhile in Calgary..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/lasers-shaw-millennium-skate-park-calgary-1.4153572
Still don’t get it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/12/world-naked-bike-ride-day-toronto_n_17054210.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3520268/woman-body-shamed-dani-mathers-speaks-out-for-first-time/
Moving is hard.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/12/melania-barron-white-hous_n_17052948.html

http://globalnews.ca/news/3502992/women-are-putting-ground-up-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas-and-doctors-want-them-to-stop/
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PREP FOR JUNE 12TH 2017

Some people have too much money.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3518815/michael-jordan-shoes-auction/
Eat fresh, stay salty.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/subway-get-a-job-video-ohio_us_593bd48ee4b0c5a35c9fe86f
#Cheeky.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3518112/donald-trump-london-bum-protest/
Something, something, joystick.
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/gaming-may-help-avoid-premature-ejaculation
Does this count as a murder confession?
http://societyofrock.com/arrested-drunk-man-sings-bohemian-rhapsody-while-riding-in-cop-car-and-its-the-funniest-thing-ever/
What are you doing for Canada Day?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/alberta-man-hunger-10000-dollars-canada-150-1.4150670
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/junk-food-ad-ban-1.4153594
Should have just transferred him to the RCMP.
http://time.com/4812039/queensland-australia-dog-gavel-governor-house/
Isn’t that just math?
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-april-11-2017-1.4064410/why-an-icu-doctor-says-death-ed-is-as-essential-as-sex-ed-in-high-school-1.4064606
You don’t say..
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/amanda_bynes_says_she_was_high_when_she_asked_drake_to_murder_her_vagina
You pee a lot?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/06/drink-water-30-days_n_16959230.html
Believe in your bad ideas, you never know how many people will fall for it. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40230407
What am I going to do with this single white glove now?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/08/duel-canada-legal_n_17005032.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 9TH 2017

Looks like the lemons aren’t the only thing sour in this mix.
http://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2017/06/06/ncc-comes-up-with-forms-classes-for-lemonade-sellers-.html
Also, no one cares what you have to say on Facebook.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/there-is-a-huge-consequence-a-foolish-social-media-post-can-dash-your-post-secondary-dreams-1.4148705
Is anything good for you?
http://globalnews.ca/news/3509098/apple-cider-vinegar-weight-loss/
Is this the real life?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/north-korea-donald-trump-paris-climate-deal_us_5937c6e7e4b01fc18d3eee88
Meanwhile in the house of commons..
https://www.facebook.com/OntarioProud/videos/1922187588059342/
Worth it.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/even-moderate-drinking-linked-to-changes-in-brain-structure-study-finds/article35230553/
Meanwhile in Alberta..
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/06/alberta-school-bus-driver-charged-with-drunk-driving-after-bus-hits-tree_n_16971558.html
That’ll show em!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3509159/upset-man-dumps-hundreds-of-live-bedbugs-in-maine-city-office/
Soo… Season 3?
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2017/06/07/new-trial-requested-in-making-a-murderer-case.html
A conversation starter.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3509961/all-female-taxi-services-in-canada-are-getting-mixed-reviews/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=Facebook
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PREP FOR JUNE 8TH 2017

Practicality is always in fashion.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kendall-jenner-fanny-packs_us_593193f5e4b075bff0f2eb28
This time it’s not my allergies, I’m actually getting emotional.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/scientists-may-have-found-a-way-to-turn-off-allergies_uk_59368255e4b0099e7faef678?sc_ref=facebook
What are you talking about? That’s just pizza dough powder.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/papa-johns-cocaine_us_5935c16ae4b0099e7fae6f13
Meanwhile in Saskatoon..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/stranger-coffee-unity-rcmp-1.4147498
Yes.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11639451/Is-it-OK-for-a-man-to-keep-partying-in-his-40s-and-50s.html
I’m guessing she no longer feels like P. Diddy.
http://variety.com/2017/scene/news/jerry-seinfeld-kesha-red-carpet-1202455972/
Do they even have a PR team?
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/06/06/united-agent-tried-to-wrestle-violin-away-from-musician.html
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/06/basic-income-canada_n_16971060.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 7TH 2017

A conversation starter.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/2017/06/05/breton-high-school-girls-bathroom-signs-stir-brouhaha-over-dress-code
I dunno. Sugar is pretty great.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/31/70-year-old-hasnt-eaten-sugar-for-28-years-looks-incredible-6674143/
Make Twitter Great Again.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/06/us/politics/trump-twitter-first-amendment.html?_r=0
At least he had teeth! #PeopleOfWalmart
http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2017/06/06/mom-charged-after-boy-s-teeth-pulled-in-walmart-restroom.html
Meanwhile in the “Centre of the Universe”..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ubereats-sandwich-delivery-1.4146886
Also..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-police-comments-1.4147058
Spring fever + Still too cold to sleep alone.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/05/june-one-night-stand_n_16957250.html
Clothes are suppose to fit?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/02/how-jeans-are-supposed-to-fit_n_16914494.html?ncid=fcbklnkcahpmg00000001
There goes my hero..
http://digg.com/2017/water-slide-trick
Will make Dad jokes for meat.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/generic-father-bbq-craigslist-ad_us_5933929fe4b02478cb9c34cd

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PREP FOR JUNE 6TH 2017

Air B & Aunt B.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/home-sharing-annapolis-royal-housing-affordable-cost-1.4145570
Meanwhile in Kingston.
https://www.kingstonpolice.ca/news-events/news-releases/man-causes-scene-after-guitar-solo-not-appreciated/?utm_content=bufferf7b6d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Now it’s going a little too far..
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/trumps-covfefe-is-on-a-california-license-plate-w485881
Now that’s my kind of war.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3502835/richard-angell-london-attack-witness/
A conversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/tara-k-reed/karla-homolka-children_b_16937304.html
Meanwhile in Edmonton.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/sex-assault-victim-jailed-judge-edmonton-1.4140533
Good thing the internet isn’t a thing!
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/television/2017/06/04/analog-tv-users-will-see-fewer-stations-starting-in-2019.html
Damp hair should be scared as well.
http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/woman-hairdryer-speeding-cars/#DokjERN9Wqqb
Cause it’s cheaper than buying food.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/26/kid-pick-nose_n_16259854.html
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PREP FOR JUNE 5TH 2017

Meanwhile in London..
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/04/man-drinking-pint-while-fleeing-terror-attack-becomes-symbol-of-london-spirit-6683304/?ito=facebook
At least the grass clippings will blow away easily.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/three-hill-tornado-lawn-mower-1.4145466
Maybe we owe Ontario an apology..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/minimum-wage-analysis-1.4141311
This is how the robots take over..
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/cool-sunglasses-double-bone-conduction-headphones/
A conversation starter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/essex-canadian-tire-saving-pets-from-sweltering-vehicles-1.4140000
According to studies..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/second-opinion-1.4144263
This is your comeback opportunity, Pepsi..
http://www.businessinsider.com/liter-of-light-poor-homes-communities-old-recycled-plastic-bottles-solar-technology-clean-energy-philippines-2017-6
Atlantic Canada’s answer to Sharknado.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/lobster-four-claws-1.4143629
Because it’s 2017..
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/02/get-ready-guys-lace-pastel-shorts-for-men-have-arrived-6679466/
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PREP FOR MAY 23RD 2017

Climate Change has no borders.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3466066/doomsday-vault-water-permafrost/?utm_source=GlobalHalifax&utm_medium=
one in four adults say they’d swim within an hour of having diarrhea” – wtf?!
http://globalnews.ca/news/3464371/a-parasite-that-chlorine-cant-kill-could-be-lurking-in-your-pool/
Meanwhile on Twitter
http://globalnews.ca/news/3469355/sinkhole-opens-up-outside-trumps-mar-a-lago-resort-funny-tweets-abound/
UGH. He doesn’t even look that much older than them..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/justin-trudeau-photobombs-a-prom-which-automatically-makes-him-king_us_5922e306e4b03b485cb31fee
Hug Da Police.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/police_called_to_mississauga_house_show_over_noise_complaint_only_to_actually_join_the_teenage_band_on_the_drums
A CanConversation starter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/05/19/canadian-kids-shows_n_16686072.html
Kids clothes these days..
http://globalnews.ca/news/3468903/massive-marijuana-donation/
A conversation starter.
https://www.localxpress.ca/local-news/vets-group-concedes-healthy-pets-sometimes-put-down-for-owners-convenience-621489
Meanwhile on Twitter.
http://exclaim.ca/music/article/colin_hanks_challenges_twitter_to_find_a_more_iconic_album_than_u2s_the_joshua_tree
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